Best Theory Of Relativity Poems
A great genius named Albert Einstein
At the physicist's ball had too much wine
Effecting a photo-electrical stance,
Energetically emcee'd the square dance
May 26,2014
NB: Einstein received the Nobel Prize for
discovering the photoelectric effect. His
Special Theory of Relativity is famous for
the formula E=mc². Puns intended.
I started to read at the age of three
and know all the winners on Jeopardy
have posters of Einstein all over my walls
the theory of relativity my favorite of all,
Since my parents and teachers and I all agreed
I skipped grades and earned an early Doctorate Degree
I'm a walking talking human encyclopedia
my brilliant brain to yours far superior,
Just ask me anything about history, math or science
I love to hear myself talk even about the latest appliance
in detail I'll explain to you how it all works
as I'll never quite understand your cranium quirks,
The few friends I have all belong to the same club
where the MENSA rules mean an IQ of 130 and above
when I get together with my ordinary family at the holidays
I try to explain the cosmos to them and they all walk away,
I've even heard them whisper he's just a know it all
avoiding eye contact with me as they scamper down the hall
but since I'm a rocket scientist genius I can't help but take delight
in having your full attention as I explain Einsteins theory of light,
I guess my family's new nick name for me is really quite fitting
no longer called Einstein but now known as Sheldon.
11-26-17
Never really quite understood,
so mind boggling it's just no good,
Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity.
E=mc2 he defined as Energy
equals Mass times twice Velocity -
but what's that to a poor wage earner like me?
Armstrong got to the moon thanks to this theory,
I don't believe it at all, it's plain trickery,
surely he was just fooling everybody.
Newton's Law of Gravity I can well understand -
you fall from a tree, you're dead and you're done;
but a hocus-pocus thing like Relativity, no way!
This Einsteinian mind game's not my cup of tea,
it's so ridiculous it could never ever be,
it just won't cut it for me.
Had ole Albert simply said that apple is purple,
orange is not a color and melon is no lemon,
life would be easier for this rotten simpleton.
Ah, might as well just stick to prose and poetry,
won't cause trouble to my mind and body,
not to mention my sanity!
Albert Einstein, the genius
Revolutionised science
With the Theory of Relativity
That stunned the scientific community.
The universe rests inside the palm of a giant hand
and a god like breath blows across the top and through
a trillion stars planets and exploding suns.
A celestial storm rages to the magnitude of which not
a pair of blinking eyes ever witnessed until this moment in time.
Electricity surges through hidden fibre optic
nerves in a multicoloured galaxy leading to magnificent
displays of sparkling tones of green and rivers of deep purple.
Deeper within the most eccentric chaotic fusion of elements
possibly imaginable is a life form
an entity that exists outside the constraints of time and physical
spacial matter. All of which that is resticted by the laws of time
cannot be the centre in that which creation spontaneously erupted
but more a multi dimensional interactive cinematic experience.
Ancient knowledge teleports through an infinite wave of conciousness
waiting for a master locksmith to enter the void of indisputable
truth. Billions of tonnes of matter free fall in to black holes , some
of it being just space trash the other being a living organism with
its very own consciousness creating the separation in principles
of quantum mechanics and the theory of relativity.
From the outsiders perspective everthing disintergrates
into ash in a blazing inferno while from the eye of the
falling a moment of no gravity seems to last forever.
Living according to such principles which can be easily
altered once certain mathematical and scientific boundaries
are surpassed really has you believing anything is possible.
And believe me from what im about to tell you it is.
Albert Einstein,
German born creative genius,
discoverer of the theory of relativity and gravity,
mathematician, physicist, and peace activist,
imagination is key,
knowledge is extremely noble,
Albert was born in to Jewish descent,
Albert 19TH century athiest,
scientist writer,
inventor of atomic power,
1921 was Alberts year,
a prime deserving winner of life,
Nobel prize for physics,
a clever, bright,Nobel, imaginative,
bound of immeasureable knowledge,
this great, the best scientist,
of them all.
Memories beyond time
Once embracing my tender wrists,
now tired watches lay dropped on woods,
Waking me up with first ray of sun, asleep with set,
only to find years and decades pass by,
Constant Memories that keep me introspecting,
as I see the twilight appear and wither,
Proving Einstein's theory of relativity,
while people are lost in materialism,
I am being spendthrift with words so sublime,
anticipate they live even after the concluding day,
On every timeline hangs a malignant memory,
to create history and for moving on and on !!
Written Jan 20th, 2015
For contest "Ekphrasis" by Rick parise
Inspired by painting "The persistence of memory" by Salvador Dali
Awarded 6th place
Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero I burst onto the scene
To share my extensive knowhow
People have never been able to stump me
I'm a master at solving stuff
Like Einstein's theory of relativity equation
That's easy, that really ain't tough
If I seriously decide to turn on the charm
Ladies will have a real hard time
Trying to resist, they'll be driven to infidelity
Not a problem, that's just fine
Before becoming this irresistible charmer
I was timid, retiring, and shy
If you can believe that wee tidbit my friends
Got some swampland you'd might like to buy
What's that you say, you think I'm joking
Can't imagine me retiring and shy
Just ask my Mom when you meet her in Heaven
I was the original Mr. Shy Guy
Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero I burst onto the scene
To share my extensive knowhow
© Jack Ellison 2014
Astronomers behold celestial delights,
Endlessly finding glorious heavenly insights.
Joyfully keep learning more natural obscurities.
Previously quite routinely seen targets usually viewed with x-rays,
Yet zoomed in using Hubble Space Telescope, helps prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity!
Uniqually Yours
Einstein said the definition of insanity
is doing the same thing repeatedly
and expecting different results.
I really love how people run around
quoting this without the understanding
that repetition is the road to
advancement. That doing something over
and over brings enlightenment,
which leads to ideas. We don’t expect
different results. We know the
same thing is going to happen but,
accumulative experience brings
understanding of dynamics. This
leads to increased production of failure.
It is this success in failure that leads
to abstract thought which,
throughout history has paved the road
to innovation. The greatest
achievements of man have been inspired
by insanity. Remember Einstein was
a nut job so before you go quoting
him take a minute to think outside the
box.
My theory of relativity says that
we are all related as a species.
On a level we are all the alike
while at the same time so incredibly
different. We are all uniqual. What
this means, is from our common
understanding of existence, we create
a standard from which we stray to find
our own individuality this means that
from someone else’s point of view we are
all relatively nuts.
By: Jeremy Siedlecki
authors note: uniqual is a combination of
unique and equal
Imagination is the natural ability with which every human being is endowed.
Therefore, it is conceivable to say that everything will become allowed
by completely envisioning the unforeseen-yet things, that are going to be wowed,
while the barrier of the impossible, over time, will have been cowed.
Not only is the gist of creativity is one of its settlements,
but also the-spur-of-the-moment inspiration provides movements.
Besides being stimulated by some memory fragments.
All in all, these are all its sediments.
Breeding ground is the mind of whose is a blue-sky thinker
As well as, silent people have got the noisiest mind ever.
By using their illusion, they are like a winged-horse rider,
which flies high to obliterate the adamant never.
Low hanging fruits are not listed in its dictionary,
nor even dare to think about the ordinary.
Because in a stark comparison to the ability for the extraordinary,
this is downright basic and non-visionary.
Every step taken deep into the field of imagination
is like a wide-opened golden gate for a world of creation.
On the other hand, knowledge is inflexible and stuck on the limitation.
Similarly, the boundaries are not transcended due to its condition.
For instance, Einstein once said: imagination is better than knowledge
So, let's bend over backwards to acknowledge
that, by imagination, the General Theory of Relativity was created
And so far, its accuracy has been absolutely unrefuted.
The paramount importance of the imagination in our lives
is the onset of an all-brand-new avant-garde Era that arrives.
Wonderful as It seems, it will be a world full of surprises.
Furthermore, it might be breathtaking outright in our eyes.
The endeavor of imagining is likely to be rewarded for the greater good.
Consequently, there will be cutting-edge cars, technologies, remedies as well as enhanced food.
Not to mention about a thoroughly new sort of other things that will enchant us.
From my standpoint, imagination is a high gift in which will make our world be marvelous.
Albert Einstein,
As a physicist did shine.
Developing the theory of relativity,
And winning a Pulitzer won him celebrity.
7/26/21
If a one dimensional dot can see himself
Two dimensions he cannot
If a 2D line can see himself and the dot
Three dimensions he cannot
For us we can see them all for we are 3D
And time is the fourth dimension, supposedly
But what comes after that we wont know
For our minds cannot comprehend this blow
But what if the breach of thought could be
A way to get into the world of 5D
Einsteins theory of relativity
Was biast as is was written with math from 3D
I do not know how to prove him wrong
Through 100 years his theory stood strong
But so did the one that said we will never fly
We broke the sound barrier after relentless try
We all approve space is a grand scheme
And no fairy tale god created it from his genes
For we will never see the true world
Of this vast space in dimensions untold
One day his theory will break and we'll laugh
Just as we do when we take a photograph
For every notion and theory based on 3D
Is a foolish one knowing that dot cant see the line indeed
So how can we base this one that is true?
With math I guess the language of prude
But let me throw a wrench in your flaw
If I just add zero to any theory it will fall
So dont dedicate your life to arithmitic
For its like religion, and the end will be catestrophic
For all quantum phsysics and cosmic vacuum loops
We can try and understand as light bends through its hoop
For all the curved space and entropy arrow of time
Take your twin paradox theory and replace it with Gods ryhme
And take your general relativity theory from the pastence
Toss it on Einsteins grave and replace it with prudence
Long live Jesus and Einstein together they create nothing but chaos
Daydream: noun: a fantasy indulged in muse while awake
As a young lady, laying on the edge of my bed,
I used to stare up at the ceiling with such fascination-
I liked to look at the world from upside down instead,
and think of this world in a whole new creation.
What would happen if there were no force of gravity?
could we walk upside down with no blood rushing to our heads?
And hey, what about that old theory of relativity?
would our bodies stand straight and our feet still tread?
As a young lady, I held such a muse with my imagination,
I used to wonder what it would be like if dogs could talk-
I would ask sweet lil’ Mugsy his favorite destination
and maybe he too, on the ceiling could walk!
What would it be like to hear words of excitability,
as I walk through that door after a long day at school-
Maybe he would say how much me really loves me,
oh man, wouldn’t that be pretty darn cool!
Now as an adult my daydreams differed than as a girl,
I envision the fear I would have if my daughter was stalked-
Now that I am much older, it’s a different kind of world
and it is just so sad that I day dream these thoughts
I see terrible visions of a gunman walking into her school
lives taken much too young and sorrow surrounds the city-
Why is it always the good children who get hurt and ridiculed?
and then for the parents of the gunman we show pity.
As a young lady, my youth gave me innocent daydreams-
but as an adult they’ve grown into great fears of extreme.
Rhyme Scheme: ABAB-CACA-BDBD-CECE-FDFD-ECEC-GG
A Lovely Little Daydream Contest
January 18, 2017
By studying ontogeny (the micro development of embryos), scientists can learn about the evolutionary history of organisms. Ancestral characters are often, but not always, preserved in an organism’s development. For example, both chick and human embryos go through a stage where they have slits and arches in their necks that are identical to the gill slits and gill arches of fish. This observation supports the idea that chicks and humans share a common ancestor with fish. Thus, developmental characters, along with other lines of evidence, can be used for constructing phylogenies (the macro evolutionary history of a kind of organism).
Ontogeny recapitulates Phylogeny
Haeckel’s embryonic thing
The reflections of life
Micro and macro stages of change
Placenta fertilization
It's the origins of growth
Recapitulation of the species
DNA manifest and begins to takes hold
Fish gills - Reptilian
Mammalian hair
The development of consciousness
Would evolve us to contemplate and care
This micro macro theory has been rejected
The Haeckel proposal denied
But to believe the earth is 6,000 year old
Is to ignore Einstein's theory of relativity, space and time
So, when people say “it's just a theory”
It becomes very clear to see
If you don't understand the scientific method
How will you ever understand the reality?
Some of the scientific principles
Maybe hard to accept
But when you're not interested or dismiss the facts
It's the beginning of an intellectual death
I'm not saying that faith and beliefs aren't important
Culture and curiosity provides the way
But to ignore scientific information
Is a choice to remain ignorant in modernity today
Darwinian evolution
The most incredible creation story unfolds
It reveals the language of God - science
Now the true beauty of life is told