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Tesco Poems - Poems about Tesco
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Armageddon
...Turned on the TV to see what they'd say There's crowds in the streets all around the UK Shelves being ransacked at Tesco all day It's happening too in the U S of A My TV depicting an end, clear......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
tesco,
christmas, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Thanksgiving gobbledygook
...Thanksgiving gobbledygook The following anecdote baste upon overactive imagination of mine in sync with being married and monogamously living socially chaste life as a scrupulous anchorite, w......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
tesco,
12th grade, africa, age,
Form:
Free verse
Deception
...Human life is a deception! Certainly not, but yes! Betrayal of mother and father Born child, Do you know Tesco rearing, nutrition? Father is for mother! Is for the country! Society, you and I ......
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Vijay Rimal
Categories:
tesco,
destiny,
Form:
Free verse
The White Rabbit Explains His Perpetual Lateness
...So why am I always late? Well, I’ll tell you straight I bought this watch from Tesco (yes, I know it’s not the best co) But I’ve been short recently, things to do, people to see Food to get and bi......
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Neil Johns
Categories:
tesco,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Shopping Slots
...I logged on the world wide web today I tried ocado, it said go away! I went to Waitrose and Tesco too I had to wait so long that I went to the loo I came back and had a snack and watched the q......
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Liz Archer
Categories:
tesco,
fun, funny, poems, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Mcvite Digestives
...For one hundred and twenty-nine years McVities’ digestives have been eaten. They are touted as good for digestion, and their chocolate version cannot be beaten. Tesco, Doves Farm and Mark and Spenc......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
tesco,
food,
Form:
Rhyme
The Year Passing By
...The year is galloping at an alarming pace You want to yell whoa! Where did spring go? You feel like you’re riding a runaway horse Helplessly away from the usual course Last year didn’t go so......
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Mubarika Sami
Categories:
tesco,
december, winter,
Form:
Light Verse
Perpetuum Mobile
...PERPETUUM MOBILE I must go down to the pigging shops again To Morrison, Tesco, Aldi or maybe Lidl For I Just went there for the sodding milk in vain How could I forget! it really is a riddle ......
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Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
tesco,
humor,
Form:
Terza Rima
It's Only Six Months 'Til Christmas
...Only six months 'til Christmas... Yes, just six months to go- I'd best start making lists, Buying bottles for' ‘rellies' who like to get pissed And scouring for bargains at Tesco. Only six m......
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Emily Joshua
Categories:
tesco,
celebration, christmas, funny, humor,
Form:
Verse
Word Play Rhyme Skills
...I'll dibble dab and squiggle on my pad, I'm just a lad, and if it's good it's bad and bad is good, words are misunderstood, not could, would and should or does and mood. Food for a dozen with f......
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Nick Trim
Categories:
tesco,
humorous, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
My Phone
...My Phone I've just been down to Tesco to get some shopping done, I never go with money cos I have a little fun You see it makes me snigg*r when I hear old ladies moan 'What was wrong with money......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
tesco,
fishing, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
Armageddon
...Turned on the TV to see what they'd say There's crowds in the streets all around the UK Shelves being ransacked at Tesco all day It's happening too in the U S of A My TV depicting an end, clear......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
tesco,
christmas, december, western,
Form:
Rhyme
Homeless Alexander
...Homeless Alexander Why are you so bloody happy, Living in your cardboard box. Looking at life from street-level, Holes in your boots and socks. Hello Alexander, my old friend, Did you enjo......
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Kevin Shaw
Categories:
tesco,
appreciation, lonely, poverty,
Form:
Rhyme
He Didn'T Learn When To Stop Drinking
...A student whose first name is Fred Got legless and fell out of bed Many lectures he missed From uni Fred’s dismissed … He’s working in Tesco instead! * legless means very drunk ......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
tesco,
drink, education, student,
Form:
Limerick
Birdman
...Birdman Bold Dewi Jones would leave his home first thing every morning, and trot him down to Towy Wood just as day was dawning, and there he filled his Tesco bag, fiv......
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Charlie Gregory
Categories:
tesco,
sad,
Form:
Light Verse
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