Short Tesco Poems
Short Tesco Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tesco by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tesco by length and keyword.
The Curved Croissant
the croissant curved
is now no longer to be served
said Tesco, spreading it
has so many people dreading it....
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Categories:
tesco, anxiety,
Form:
Clerihew
He Didn'T Learn When To Stop Drinking
A student whose first name is Fred
Got legless and fell out of bed
Many lectures he missed
From uni Fred’s dismissed …
He’s working in Tesco instead!
* legless means very drunk
11-15-17...
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Categories:
tesco, drink, education, student,
Form:
Limerick
A Double Life
No one knew that Mavis was a stripper,
They thought she worked at Tesco on the till.
Most folk knew her since she was a nipper,
No one knew that Mavis was a stripper.
A woman always cheerful and chipper,
She twirled her tassels publicly, but still
No one knew that Mavis was a stripper,
They thought she worked at Tesco on the till....
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Categories:
tesco, life,
Form:
Triolet
A Double Life
No one knew that Mavis was a stripper,
They thought she worked at Tesco on the till.
Most folk knew her since she was a nipper,
No one knew that Mavis was a stripper.
A woman always cheerful and chipper,
She twirled her tassels publicly, but still
No one knew that Mavis was a stripper,
They thought she worked at Tesco on the till....
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Categories:
tesco, humorous, life,
Form:
Triolet
Shopping Slots
I logged on the world wide web today
I tried ocado, it said go away!
I went to Waitrose and Tesco too
I had to wait so long
that I went to the loo
I came back
and had a snack
and watched the queue go down
eventually I got on to Asda
I booked a delivery slot
and loaded my trolley
by the time I checked out
I felt rather jolly!
(I wrote this one a good year ago!)...
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Categories:
tesco, fun, funny, poems, poetry, uplifting,
Form:
Rhyme
Every Little Helps
Every little helps Tesco motto, something for me and you
Every little helps something i can call my own.
Every little helps with the shopping, bills, and debts to pay,
Every little helps absolutely nothing stands alone.
Every little helps, a mystical phrase that has stuck in my mind.
Its not the high mountain, but consitency, and perseverance one
day at a time. Every little helps i will one day reach my goal,
Every little helps victory in many areas, i will find....
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Categories:
tesco,
Form:
I do not know?
Deception
Human life is a deception!
Certainly not, but yes!
Betrayal of mother and father
Born child,
Do you know Tesco rearing, nutrition?
Father is for mother!
Is for the country!
Society, you and I together
And made like us
No!
For your own benefit,
This is also deception,
Birth from conception
Betrayal from birth to death
In what form?
In what language and rhythm to give
Truth is deception, deception!
Yet we are victorious
Excuse me with pride
We are the ones who are deceived!...
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Categories:
tesco, destiny,
Form:
Free verse