Teddy Bears Poems - Poems about Teddy Bears

Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears

Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears...

of diverse and sundry sizes engaged 
in woebegone wild rumpus
as a last hoorah 
for diversity, equity and inclusion,
whose somber bowed heads
(hide their snickers
just a kiss away)
their backsides mimicked 
tufted heavenly clouds 
interspersed amidst with imaginary fallen angels 
softly chanting profane funereal requiem, 
where a former 
warren of dust bunnies galore

Teddy Bears Hat and Scarf

Helen had a teddy bear’s hat of blue 
She had a teddy bear’s scarf
I bet her underwear is full of bears too
Said an uncouth guy name of Barf

I have regular white panties today
She said primly in a not very nice way
Irritated that is what he did say
Barf and she never got along at all after

Excited Teddy Bears

Two teddy bears, named
Ted and Fred,
Packed a picnic basket with buns,
And home-made bread,
Keep to the path their mummy said,
So off they went, along the way,
Happy teddy bears were Ted and Fred,
We’re going to the woods’ hurray, 
What a lovely, happy first of May,
Was this exciting warm Spring Day.
They swung their basket as they skipped,
They sung

Teddy Bears In Starships

On Christmas eve
	high up in the sky
on a secret mission
	they do fly

they do come
	from that special star
here to earth
	the teddy bears

in starships sleek
	cloaked from sight
with very high tech
	their job they do

they travel so fast
	to visit every home
where boys and girls
	wait for Christmas time

their agents do live
	in every home
see everything
	and hear every word

on Christmas Eve
	they teleport

Carefree Teddybears

Carefree Teddy Bears
                                                    

As Teddy Bears Listened

As the teddy bears listened intently, vastly quiet
She took advantage of their faithfulness
Giving them a story that made them feel safe
She was a happy eight-year-old, spreading joy.

She took advantage of their faithfulness
By loving them with all of her might 
She was a happy eight-year-old, spreading joy
The ending of the day was bathed in twilight

By loving

Teddy Bears and Me

Teddy Bears play with me                                                  

Teddy Bears

He was known as a rough rider and a big game hunter to boot
but he’s probably more famous for the bear he didn’t shoot.

When his companions tied one to a tree
Teddy Roosevelt thought it would be unfair…
unsportsmanlike to shoot it
hence…we have the Teddy bear.

Hoping to give children something to do during this virus
a friend in

Two Teddy Bears With One Heart

Two teddy bears with one heart,between them have a powerful,lasting love.

Teddy Bears

Do you know why they're called “Teddy Bears”
After Theodore Roosevelt, because Teddy cared
A captured bear, he refused to kill
A kindness remembered still
Quite “unsportsmanlike” he was heard to declare

Overrun By Teddy Bears and Beanie Babies

twas the bright idea of zee missus aye air
and dedicate this poem
(yes tis correct, if you bare
lee remember this mister

did formerly she push duck clear
addressed said spouse
"my little buttock blaster" en dear
ment - for obvious reasons,

and before she begat two 'ere
rip press ably lovely daughters),
anyway thee wife I fear
to publicize contracted a benign
strain sans incurable

Teddy Bears In Space

Teddy Bears in Space

Enlisted in the flying school
To join the Space Brigade
They’ve all been trying very hard
To try and make the grade.

Up an coming Space Cadets
The Teddy Bears are training
How to fly a Rocket Ship
The switches need explaining

They put them on a roundabout
And spin them round at speed
Ted and Rupert both threw up
A clean up

The Typing Teddy Bears

Typing teddies talk. Their furry hands have great speeds over keys. Perfectly adjusted to any form of typewriter, word processor, laptop and keyboards, or the modern computer touch screens. They work so well that Mr pigeon became quite hypnotized with their fur dashing across the keys. Similar to a glass elevator with a hundred stuffed

Teddy Bears Boat Trip

Teddy Bears Boat Trip

The bears today have gone online
To check their Bank Account
It seems that now the book has sold
They have a large amount.

Deciding what to spend it on
A very anguished choice.
A car-a house-a plane- a ship
Decision made—Rejoice.

Off to the boatyard 5 did go
With bucket loads of cash.
To buy the biggest Yacht they could
And boots

Lost Teddy Bears

The Lost Teddy Bears.

What adventures will today
Our Teddy Bears complete
When they all go out to play
At the park just down the street.

Lisa has a picnic made
With cakes and bread and cheese
Water, Coke and Lemonade
And lollies that they freeze.

They make camp near a roundabout
On mats they carried down
As taught them by a boy scout
they’d met one

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