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Overrun By Teddy Bears and Beanie Babies

twas the bright idea of zee missus aye air and dedicate this poem (yes tis correct, if you bare lee remember this mister did formerly she push duck clear addressed said spouse "my little buttock blaster" en dear ment - for obvious reasons, and before she begat two 'ere rip press ably lovely daughters), anyway thee wife I fear to publicize contracted a benign strain sans incurable glare ring housecleaning malady (thus far no unpronounceable hair raising name affixed to non contagious nonetheless accursed malady, whereby to keep at bay, scrubbing stubborn stains from clothes, dishes, and gamut of hibernating Ursine horde (nee motley crue) that come breathing alive Nsync with beastie Bay City Rollers Culture Club bing babes upon first spring day engrossed in this, that, or some other sweeping floor foray (analogously to Velveteen Rabbit) shedding gray winter coat when warmer temperatures arrive, where humungous fur clumps would lay comprising sudden empty raft of shelf space minus a may zing globules, oh...lemme get on track, whence frenzied fever "cleaning bug" nee major virus afflicting wife, would necessitate impossible task strapping former feisty Norwegian farm gal in straight jacket livingsocial every would be no game to play boot tiring and cruel task of her life Yukon say 24/7 daily challenge, which unpredictable timeframe thine remaining lifetime sans wife oye vay would frank lee zap every last oomph of mine if able twin door remaining with spouse meanwhile 'til she obliviously plucks persistent sprouting stranded follicle tiller broad forehead resembles a minuscule tarmac way.

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