Taking The Piss Poems - Poems about Taking The Piss

... If you don’t play the big three There’s no way You should be seen In the final of the WTC That’s what’s been heard Mean baggie greens Have a word Indians chagrin din Sim......

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...The 10th July 2009 7 soldiers died on the front line Panthers Claw the op was called Sangin district is where we toured 2nd battalion the rifles had a few bad days With many a soldier still in......

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...Oh not again, It's the same every night. Straight after tea You sit down and write. Writing your poems And the stories you tell, It wouldn't be so bad If you wrote them to sell. Don't get me ......

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...I never know whether to listen or hear, Step away when you cry or be catching your tear, Flood you with love or play hard to get, Be annoyed when it’s hard or turned on when it’s wet, I struggle ......

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...Recently I haven’t had my mind in the right set, had no relief from the anger and grief, a time to forget full of regret, swept me down like the Barrier Reef. It hurts not knowing where I be......

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...So tell me what gives you the sense that it’s right when you see a female that delights your eye to move in, and take the opportunity do some creepy touching to touch inappropriately and the......

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...I can no longer hold my tongue I’ve got my knockers and my mockers Oh, and I can’t forget the blockers So you badmouth me on FB behind my back Let rip with your vitriol and go o......

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...Yawn Yawning I am in love with my bed While my bloody alarm Pains my head Got to get up Snooze button stuck Because if I wish to remain employed And i don't arise from my pit I am in seri......

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...How to take a leak Marcel felt quite an urge when he set out to purge understanding of how to when we view misconceptions of who is taking the piss now never thereafter and then A fountain tri......

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...(I'm Heading) Over the Rainbow (which is how the title's supposed to look!) It was fun while it lasted In spite of being lambasted For original, unpopular views That folks would not choose To ......

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...GOLDIE: THE PRINCESS WHO FOUND HER PRINCE She knocked on the door, completely soaked to the skin, Hoping that someone was there, who would kindly let her in. The storm had caught her, she was no......

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...The poet smoking grass Or the athlete takin steroids, 'C..R..E..A..T..I..V..I..T..Y' Or a world full of androids. White canvas hung up there Or is the artist taking the piss? Just ask him the q......

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...Why do I feel so very down? Is this feeling going to last a long time? I cannot laugh nor even a smile, I hope the pain fades in a while. My heads messed up, I cannot think, Should i pop some pi......

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...Where do you come from? And where do you go? Pigeon steps, crinkled blazer, bent Posture, sunken face, worn and never changed, Stumbling along your broken track Over hills, underpasses and tarmac ......

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