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Taking The Piss Poems - Poems about Taking The Piss

Taking The Piss Poems - Examples of all types of poems about taking the piss to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for taking the piss.
Premium Member Bad Day In 2009
...The 10th July 2009 7 soldiers died on the front line Panthers Claw the op was called Sangin district is where we toured 2nd battalion the rifles had a few bad days With many a soldier still in......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, depression, in memoriam, mental
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Every Day
...Oh not again, It's the same every night. Straight after tea You sit down and write. Writing your poems And the stories you tell, It wouldn't be so bad If you wrote them to sell. Don't get me ......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, fun, funny, husband, poems,
Form: Rhyme
My Anxious Mind
...I never know whether to listen or hear, Step away when you cry or be catching your tear, Flood you with love or play hard to get, Be annoyed when it’s hard or turned on when it’s wet, I struggle ......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
What Can I Do But Forget and Remember You
...Recently I haven’t had my mind in the right set, had no relief from the anger and grief, a time to forget full of regret, swept me down like the Barrier Reef. It hurts not knowing where I be......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, conflict, confusion, friend, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Respect All Women
...So tell me what gives you the sense that it’s right when you see a female that delights your eye to move in, and take the opportunity do some creepy touching to touch inappropriately and the......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, appreciation, for her, strength,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Judgmental People and Haters
...I can no longer hold my tongue I’ve got my knockers and my mockers Oh, and I can’t forget the blockers So you badmouth me on FB behind my back Let rip with your vitriol and go o......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, abuse, bullying, hate, internet,
Form: Rhyme
Yawn
...Yawn Yawning I am in love with my bed While my bloody alarm Pains my head Got to get up Snooze button stuck Because if I wish to remain employed And i don't arise from my pit I am in seri......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, slam,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Art Marcel Duchamp
...How to take a leak Marcel felt quite an urge when he set out to purge understanding of how to when we view misconceptions of who is taking the piss now never thereafter and then A fountain tri......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, art,
Form: Couplet
I'M Heading Over the Rainbow
...(I'm Heading) Over the Rainbow (which is how the title's supposed to look!) It was fun while it lasted In spite of being lambasted For original, unpopular views That folks would not choose To ......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, community, conflict, irony,
Form: I do not know?
Goldie: the Princess Who Found Her Prince
...GOLDIE: THE PRINCESS WHO FOUND HER PRINCE She knocked on the door, completely soaked to the skin, Hoping that someone was there, who would kindly let her in. The storm had caught her, she was no......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Unique
...The poet smoking grass Or the athlete takin steroids, 'C..R..E..A..T..I..V..I..T..Y' Or a world full of androids. White canvas hung up there Or is the artist taking the piss? Just ask him the q......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, life,
Form: Rhyme
One Fourty Five Am
...Insist on taking a piss. Don't go in the grass you'll get a ticket. Hide your body. Or be thrown in jail. For we are civilized beings who need structure and control and leadership I point you climb......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Taken By Depression
...Why do I feel so very down? Is this feeling going to last a long time? I cannot laugh nor even a smile, I hope the pain fades in a while. My heads messed up, I cannot think, Should i pop some pi......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, death, depression, freedom, pain,
Form: Rhyme
Hunchback Unknown
...Where do you come from? And where do you go? Pigeon steps, crinkled blazer, bent Posture, sunken face, worn and never changed, Stumbling along your broken track Over hills, underpasses and tarmac ......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, sad, journey,
Form: Rhyme
The Man With the Sock Tattoos
...it all began with a lazy man, who on his least lazy day was certainly more lazy than you or i, and on one especially lazy day, this rotund sloth sat in his own filth one late afternoon, after not sh......Read the rest...
Categories: taking the piss, life, time, time,
Form: Free verse

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