Take A Leak Poems - Poems about Take A Leak

...I woke up this morning with a strange heat blazing under my feet I was pacing up on down the floor like a heifer on heat beating down the door Sweat drips like leaking pipes from my face as i......

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... You’ve heard it said a dog’s mug often resembles his or her owner’s? I for one have no reason to doubt it. Why, just the other day while walking my dog, I passed a lady of fine breeding ......

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...Tornado blew Dorothy Gale Across Kansas, her house took sail Landed with a bug THUMP On evil witch's rump I'll try to fill in some detail Wicked witch got down and dirty Saying, "I'll get you......

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... Roads of gold and gates of pearl are thoughts solidified, finding resting place here, having been purified, first, in a trial by fire- in the bulwarked organ of love's pineal desire.......

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...Octavius Australopithecus Decided he would take a leak with us He aimed his big shooter Hosed down an armed looter Now relieved ~ his reward superfluous......

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...A tall stranger rode into Milton Creek Ragged scar ran across one eye and cheek Mayor Tom drew his gun "You best hightail and run!" "Geeze! Okay! But first can I take a leak?" Apr......

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...Goober went panning for gold in the creek Hot and bothered, needed to take a leak ~ Goober pulled down his drawers His hose produced more and more ~ Cried, "O, my, but doesn't liquid gold ......

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...Since she passed on I now live on my own In a new town not just a new street No more must I listen to that woman moan But she’s haunting me through the loo seat In view of her ‘training’ I lift......

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...Jock stumbled - pals called him a wus (No injury was obvious) But Jock bruised his willy And now he feels silly With todger strapped up in a truss WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON ......

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...Saving yourself seems like the likely thing to do when all of your turmoil comes to fruition Sitting alone in your Fruit of the Looms enjoying a midnight's poor choice keeping your sanity within an ......

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...I was nursing a Metamusel Cocktail to keep me on the go, When I fell asleep in my Lazy-Boy 'round nine o'clock or so. 'Round midnight my clock chimes 'wakened me with a start, And stumbling ......

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...My favorite high school teacher was Miss Constance Uren You heard me right the first time so don't ask her name again At first the kids were naughty since her name was so unique Telling bathroom j......

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...UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVII - Tongue Twisters If you want to « have » your cake and « eat » it at one and the same time, simple enough, just split it into two equal parts like an isosceles triangl......

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...Each year in August the teams descend, cricket foe morphing quickly to friend, Bonds are forged on a pitch unique, camped on the banks of Reedybrook creek. The grass is cut, the fields set out, th......

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...whilst listening to some songs i came across this line you gave me head on an unmade bed the phrase lingers one can see that scene whilst at tafe, a fellow student asked, quite out of th......

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