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Take A Leak Poems - Poems about Take A Leak

Fixing a Leak
The plumber is fixing a leak; The pipe’s needing more than a tweak. So for things to improve He will have to remove Some wood panels - I’m starting to freak. Our house, built in ‘80, is old And it’s paneled, which is, truth be told, Now considered passé But was cool in its day, Though with changing it, I’ve not...

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Categories: take a leak, anxiety, house,
Form: Rhyme
Hiku: heartbroken
you p.l.a.y.e.d with my l~o~v~e hot t e a r ...

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Categories: take a leak, break up, feelings, heart,
Form: Haiku



Mess
Clutter, I call it. Sentimentality. An attachment. Some rational people would call it a mess. Objects scattered. Thoughts left across the floor. I look to the reflection of my mind, Thrown, left, forgotten. How could I forget? I’ll tidy it later. I’ll remind myself. I’ll get more organised. A rotting excuse, as my thoughts trail through my door and leak...

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Categories: take a leak, analogy, anxiety, death, deep,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Leak
Are you there, by the table In your living room? What a pity I’m unable To see through the gloom Winds are blowing, leaves are dancing The trees are standing bare All my emails are unanswered Like you didn't care To reply me, cause you don’t know What about to write I’m not welcomed, off I go Into the cold of night Silence is a...

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Categories: take a leak, longing, love,
Form: Rhyme
tramped mine engram's leak
. it's okay ...

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Categories: take a leak, first love, happy birthday,
Form: Burlesque



Plumber PS
I didn't know what to do when I left school, But I thought I would become a plumber, wouldn't that be cool. Most of the work is inside I thought, But I should have looked closer, I really ought. People always think a plumber earns a lot and will be well to do, Most plumbers are not rich, but they...

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Categories: take a leak, career, education, happiness, jobs,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Soul Leak
Brow furrows. Hand shakes. Stay inside, a strict voice says. No breaks allowed. Yet uncalled they slip slide down unbidden, creep out the corners, wet the lash, drip the cheek. Oh dear dear Another soul leak, My eyes betraying me again....

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Categories: take a leak, cry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member This Onion
An onion had it's day in court. It sliced and diced a false report. Now when this onion starts to speak, it's oozing mold begins to leak. This onion's spoiled, so bruised and brown. No other onion wants him around.....

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Categories: take a leak, political,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Energy Leak
love’s down the drain when we’re straining refrain from lust 23-November-2022...

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Categories: take a leak, love, lust,
Form: Than-Bauk
Security Leak
Security leaked some private files Of a cross dresser brand new hair style He got popular, you see His files spilled the tea So, he unveiled himself with a big smile...

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Categories: take a leak, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Leak
The old car had reached its peak When it suddenly sprung a leak They tried to repair But was lost in despair Not wanting to leave their antique...

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Categories: take a leak, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Seek Rumor They Did Leak
Seek Rumor They Did Leak weather would be bleak while better times we shall seek rumor they would leak Jim Horn...

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Categories: take a leak, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Overt and Wanton Police Abuse Analogous To Societal Sepsis Leak 1
Martial law inapropos to stave, staunch, and stem police brutality, nevertheless commander in chief will violently barrel ahead particularly when blatant iniquities flagrantly heaped upon innocent dark skinned human bodies, who far to often get accosted, beaten, choked without justice, but judged guilty merely existing. Protestations within metropolitan urban areas all across the United States sparking riots else within world began in Minneapolis on May 26, 2020 following the...

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Categories: take a leak, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Political Verse
Overt and Wanton Police Abuse Analogous To Societal Sepsis Leak 2
I (despite Caucasian visage) plus concomitant anatomical accouterments immediately grant badge of honor and status of greater worthiness, when doggone truth does not merit me automatic immunity against racial profiling nsync, where upon birth said black people unfairly falsely labeled hooligan disproportionately assumed accountable regarding crimes and misdemeanors essentially faulting gregarious person unknowingly caught in crosshairs where twenty first century bounty hunter experiences little or no compassion towards dignified people, whereat...

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Categories: take a leak, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Political Verse
The White House Leak
By the eerie light of a lamp He made busy fondling a vamp Who sat on his lap To take a quick nap when KA-BOOM her knickers went damp!...

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Categories: take a leak, relationship,
Form: Limerick

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