Short Take A Leak Poems
Short Take A Leak Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Take A Leak by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Take A Leak by length and keyword.
Octavius Australopithecus
Decided he would take a leak with us
He aimed his big shooter
Hosed down an armed looter
Now relieved ~ his reward superfluous
Goober went panning for gold in the creek
Hot and bothered, needed to take a leak ~
Goober pulled down his drawers
His hose produced more and more ~
Cried, "O, my, but doesn't liquid gold reek!"
A tall stranger rode into Milton Creek
Ragged scar ran across one eye and cheek
Mayor Tom drew his gun
"You best hightail and run!"
"Geeze! Okay! But first can I take a leak?"
April 28, 2023
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