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Best Take A Leak Poems


Nuclear Leak
I am the nuclear ,the unwanted power,
i pay you according to you  care:
for how long have I served you?
Provided you the energy to carry on;
sometimes you even packaged me
and exchanged me for currency;
how many of your wars have i fought?
And when in my might...

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Categories: take a leak, care, pollution, science, technology,
Form: Verse
The White House Leak
By the eerie light of a lamp
He made busy fondling a vamp
Who sat on his lap
To take a quick nap
when KA-BOOM her knickers went damp!...

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Categories: take a leak, relationship,
Form: Limerick
Eek, Eke, Leak
there was a girl who said "Eek!"
a limerick she just couldn't eke
she was so obsessed,
to write one for Moses
so there in her chair took her leak




*** August 1, 2010 --I'm going, I'm going!!!

but yessss,
finally a limerick from me, woohoo--
though a bit rusty but haha am...

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Categories: take a leak, funny
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Leak
L	  E	   A	    K

                   And
	      you  fixed
        ...

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Categories: take a leak, farewell,
Form: Elegy
Lick of Leak
every moment
in a love 
is a waiting
is a doubting
in a lingo of desire
 is lick 
 of dew
 o'er leak...

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Categories: take a leak, desire, love,
Form:
Premium Member Leak
Are you there, by the table 
In your living room?
What a pity I’m unable
To see through the gloom
Winds are blowing, leaves are dancing
The trees are standing bare
All my emails are unanswered
Like you didn't care
To reply me, cause you don’t know
What about to write
I’m not welcomed,...

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Categories: take a leak, longing, love,
Form: Rhyme



Slow Leak
There is a well that will not fill
despite abundant waters flow
and though the shimmer stars shine still,
there is a well that will not fill.
I claw along and bide until
a ray breaks through, but yet I know
there is a well that will not fill
despite abundant waters...

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Categories: take a leak, depression
Form: Triolet
Let It Leak
You work on the dam wall,
As the pressure builds up behind it.
Fearful of letting anything be exposed,
You patch every potential leak.

But when the dam gets too frail and ruptures,
You’ll see how strong you are 
As the all of the contents leak out and
Show the world...

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Categories: take a leak, anxiety, cry, emotions, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
If I'M Cooking For My Chick and I Use Onions Or a Leek Does That Mean I'M Taking a Leak
WHEN HOPE TURNED TO DOPE

My memories of yesterday are hazy at best
Perhaps they’ve faded away at retribution’s request
Yet somehow I remember popcorn and pop-guns as a child
And then came seventeen when I discovered poppy plants grow wild

My adolescent days are difficult to recall
I hardly remember...

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Categories: take a leak, angstme,
Form: Quintain (English)
Bp Leak
Live around  us dying
Failure to bretah fresh 
In spill kill ocean live

No arm in voices
No plan  to clean
Spicies  in love like us...

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Categories: take a leak, nature, people, visionary,
Form: Free verse
Emotional Leak
On goes a beep , the emotions start to leak , 
suddenly they just sneek 
 I am not a sensitivity geek 
  I cant define the moment , just feel the kick ... 

  Everytime a little bit more daunting ... 

The...

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© Rose Lil  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: take a leak, anxiety, fear, feelings, how
Form: Free verse
The Leak
Drip drop, drippity drop
 will this leak ever stop?
Down it comes, down it falls,
 down it comes, in my walls.
 
Drip drop, drippity drop
 won't this rain ever stop?
Falling down, flooding up,
 falling down, into my cup.

Drip drop, drippity drop
 let this storm please stop.
Thunder...

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© Mark Mason  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: take a leak, environment, rain, water, weather,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Soul Leak
Brow furrows.
Hand shakes.
   Stay inside,
   a strict voice says.
   No breaks allowed.

Yet uncalled
they slip slide down
   unbidden,
creep out the corners,
wet the lash,
drip the cheek.

Oh dear dear
Another soul leak,
My eyes betraying me
again....

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Categories: take a leak, cry,
Form: Free verse
Leak In the Roof
There's a leak in the roof,
an unsightly, irritating, dripping leak in the roof.
He said he'd fix it before...

Before he began walking out of the door,
only returning when I'm dreaming at night.

He always returned smelling of expensive perfume,
I never spent the money on myself.

He forgets sometimes,...

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Categories: take a leak, absence, boyfriend, emotions, heartbreak,
Form: Free verse
When the Soul Starts To Leak
To break and take some time 
we must To patch the holes 
from which our soul leaks

Recharge, reset, remember why
The pen we chose to embrace

 Still there arises a time for
Every poet that calls us
To decelerate, to stop,  back up
And evaluate what it is...

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Categories: take a leak, introspection,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things