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Best Take A Leak Poems

Below are the all-time best Take A Leak poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of take a leak poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member To all the heart breakers -a ZOMBIE's valentine
Wouldn't you rather~

Wouldn't you rather be dead?
Maybe shoot yourself in the head?
Over my dead heart, I'd never want to be a zombie like you.
The sight...

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© SKAT A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: take a leak, anger, death, horror, humorous, love, slam,
Form: Free verse



Bull Moose
              Bull Moose
I was sitting on a rock out near Cripple Creek
Panties...

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Categories: take a leak, animal, humor, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member heroine
 as not you with yarmulke
delivering yogurts past the age of curdle
what you asked from me a cuddle

as in a tent you phantom 
I'll be...

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Categories: take a leak, art, , Lullaby,
Form: Blank verse
Simon
Simon has been gone a long time 
Does he think we are playing hide and seek
I remember him saying 20 minutes ago 
He was going...

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Categories: take a leak, funny,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Dear Son
Just a few lines I hereby write to let you know
that I, in my entirety am still alive,
care I give, when with pen perceiving you...

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Categories: take a leak, fantasy, funny, baby, baby, mum,
Form: Rhyme
Late Night Drinking
Woke again too early night before, I had no sleep
Tired of all this drinking, I woke up to take a leak
Must have had a nightmare,...

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Categories: take a leak, addiction, drink, flying, night, recovery from,
Form: Lyric
A Ballade of Beseeching
As I was washing the dishes last week
I looked outside my windowpane.
Snow-filled land and winter bleak,
I see a moose—how inane!
Thinking I must be going insane,...

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Categories: take a leak, angst, animals, funny, life, work, me,
Form: Ballade



Father-in-law
(This is a fictional poem)

My father-in-law is so old that his first friend was Barney Rubble.
When he comes to my house, he causes nothing but...

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Categories: take a leak, family, funny, wife, old, me, old,
Form: I do not know?
OWL'S HOUR
It’s almost 3:00 AM
and I’m still scrolling down my newsfeed
bored to death and moody
sick of laughing at the same jokes
unable 
to appreciate anything, everything sucks
too...

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© Elis Artis  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: take a leak, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Nature Part 1

I woke up to the sun a-calling me
Got dressed and went outside to take a leak
No worries, folks are many miles from here
My neighbors are...

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© ben burton  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: take a leak, animal, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Art Marcel Duchamp
How to take a leak

Marcel felt quite an urge when he set out to purge understanding of how to when
we view misconceptions of who is...

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Categories: take a leak, art,
Form: Couplet
Saturday Night
Saturday Night

Smoked cigarette butts in
The cup of runny-mud-thick cold minestrone soup
Half gone
My inebriated head melts
Into my numb hairless fingers, hang nails hung over from
A sober...

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© Jeff Reed  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: take a leak, depression,
Form: Free verse
Keyed Up
My key! I've lost my blooming key
and can't get in my house;
I'd gladly sleep upon the lawn,
but have to wake my spouse.

She won't be pleased...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: take a leak, natural disasters,
Form: Rhyme
Love Is Dead
The prince of the power of the air along with his children
666,
Love is dead until we fancy another route of passing?
Chasing after the wind in...

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Categories: take a leak, death, dedication, faith, food, evil,
Form: Free verse
Bull Moose
Bull Moose
I was sitting on a rock out near Cripple Creek
Panties at my ankles, I had to take a leak
He sauntered out beneath a tree
Stopped...

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Categories: take a leak, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Cursed Relationship
Yep! 
I told ya…
We are a curse
We should not be together
There we are and things get worse

Remember when you bumped your head
Cause you were texting...

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Categories: take a leak, funny, lost love, loveme, me,
Form: Rhyme
Behind the Shower Curtain
Behind the Shower Curtain

By Elton Camp

Paranoid people just have to see
Behind the curtain before they pee

For about their greatest scare
Is a murderer lurking back there

They...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: take a leak, funny,
Form: Rhyme
The Runaway
The Runaway

out in the street
was sick of it all
packed my bags and left
the people were very cold
had to sleep in the shelter
grabage everywhere near cot
the...

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Categories: take a leak, anxiety, art,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Random thoughts about sex and other stuff
whilst listening to some songs
i came across this line

you gave me head
on an unmade bed

the phrase lingers
one can see that scene

whilst at tafe, a fellow...

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© Uwe Stroh  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: take a leak, allusion, analogy, crush, lust,
Form: Couplet
That damn mohel!
(This is a fictional poem)

When I was a baby, my parents hired the cheapest mohel they could find.
The son of a _____ cut off my...

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Categories: take a leak, funny, life, on writing and words,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member the Reedybrook Ashes
Each year in August the teams descend, cricket foe morphing quickly to friend,
Bonds are forged on a pitch unique, camped on the banks of Reedybrook...

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Categories: take a leak, friendship, fun,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVII - Tongue-Twisting Epigrams
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVII - Tongue Twisters

If you want to « have » your cake and « eat » it at one and the same time,...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: take a leak, england, humor, satire, sensual,
Form: Epigram