Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Panning For Gold

Goober went panning for gold in the creek
 Hot and bothered, needed to take a leak ~
   Goober pulled down his drawers
   His hose produced more and more ~
Cried, "O, my, but doesn't liquid gold reek!"

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Michael Tor August 16, 2022 at 10:02 PM Ha ha hope no one saw him Gershon, Andy would have locked him up and Barney would have let him go lol Gershon Wolf August 17, 2022 at 6:52 PM Ha, ha! Barney would have let him go!!! Love the comment, Michael. Probably Goober would have locked up Barney to boot!

Beryl Edmonds August 16, 2022 at 1:56 AM That will teach Goober not to swallow gold - For it's dishonest, that's what I've been told - Gold may get left behind - Where sun never will shine - Worth one's guts in gold, with a heart that's cold.….. Belle Gershon Wolf August 16, 2022 at 7:30 PM I think that poor Goober is a distracted learner. lol. Thanks, Belle. :)