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Panning For Gold

Goober went panning for gold in the creek Hot and bothered, needed to take a leak ~ Goober pulled down his drawers His hose produced more and more ~ Cried, "O, my, but doesn't liquid gold reek!"

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Michael Tor

Date: 8/16/2022 10:02:00 PM

Ha ha hope no one saw him Gershon, Andy would have locked him up and Barney would have let him go lol

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/17/2022 6:52:00 PM

Ha, ha! Barney would have let him go!!! Love the comment, Michael. Probably Goober would have locked up Barney to boot!

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/16/2022 1:56:00 AM

That will teach Goober not to swallow gold - For it's dishonest, that's what I've been told - Gold may get left behind - Where sun never will shine - Worth one's guts in gold, with a heart that's cold.….. Belle

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/16/2022 7:30:00 PM

I think that poor Goober is a distracted learner. lol. Thanks, Belle. :)