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Steak Poems - Poems about Steak

Steak Poems - Examples of all types of poems about steak to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for steak.
Premium Member What The Friggin
...What The Friggin Happened here mate. I thought we had a date Now you're late Where's the bait? I've burnt the steak. You're a flippin' flagellate. Get off your tailgate and get over here a......Read More
Categories: steak, anger, raven,
Form: Rhyme

Gluttonous connoisseur of ethnic culinary cuisines
...Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing select food samples if offered an opportunity of attending a fancy feast viz smörgåsbord, whe......Read More
Categories: steak, addiction, appreciation, birthday, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Skip this one if you are Squeamish
...If you have a weak stomach skip this one Last chance. Squeamish around gooey smelly stuff? Second last chance. Pass on by honey, and quickly. My dog threw up today. not once. Six times. Each......Read More
Categories: steak, dog,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bride of Frank Leaves her Husband
...Bride of Frankenstein was incognito today Riding a motorbike to Somewhere Town Away from her overbearing husband and his cronies. Many might have questioned her bat cage If they had seen the wing......Read More
Categories: steak, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Nouvelle cuisine
...NOUVELLE CUISINE Nouvelle cuisine the waiter said, as he served the food to me Where’s the rest I asked him, as I’d earlier skipped my tea Tiny bits of something on a massive bloody dish I trie......Read More
Categories: steak, food, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Pedigree Cuisine
...Perhaps for dinner you might try A steak and veggie plate Or some chicken wrapped in nori, Such a treat to masticate! At some eateries, the menus Are creative as food gets, Which is really a ......Read More
Categories: steak, dog, food,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Day in the Life Act 3 and 4
...Act Three - the nap Naptime was uneventful. The girls didn’t show up. The dog snores. He drools. The pillowcase is a brownish, water stained, Picasso-esque masterpiece. Act Four - table fo......Read More
Categories: steak, age, humor, life, pets,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Food for Thought
...Steady Eddie was always ready For meatballs and spaghetti. Dan the man was a big fan Of eating eggs with boiled ham. Bob the slob was on the job To chew away corn on the cob. Mitt the git......Read More
Categories: steak, fun,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Onions
...The old church lay in ruins, left to languish in time. He was sitting on the grave talking to Sergeant R Johnston. Well, I suppose you want an update on the war. Let me see now, where do I begin. ......Read More
Categories: steak, death, humor, soldier,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Woman of the Wasteland II
...There he sits that monstrous hypocrite. There he dwells as I wash these dishes, his dishes. There he slouches, watching his games, his news, his crap. I try and think to dream past my own tragedy. I ......Read More
Categories: steak, absence, abuse, allegory, allusion,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Getting Engaged at a Wedding
...The Hedgehog wedding was the talk of Dry Gulch Creek. There were moles, badgers, chipmunks and mice that squeak. Cheering commenced when the bride bent kissed the groom. Then the couple took a gia......Read More
Categories: steak, wedding,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Meat Me In St Louis
...There's nothing better than a steak, Providing it's spiced with care. Whether ribeye, filet, or strip, Just make mine medium rare. Then you have your feathered friends, Either turkey, duck or ......Read More
Categories: steak, food,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member at a museless wake
... My muse is on fire, she burns at the stake guilty of poetasting, and glaring mistakes Inferior rhymes with old Monoku outtakes blaze all around her, as embers are raked Badly blis......Read More
Categories: steak, allusion, muse, perspective,
Form: Monorhyme
...MY EXPERTISE – PROCRASTINATION Shall I or shan’t I? Will I or won’t I? Could I or couldn’t I? Should I or shouldn’t I? Why can I never make up my mind? Shall I veer left, Or shall I veer r......Read More
Categories: steak, confusion,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Universe Rewards Generosity
...What would you do if you got an extra five thousand dollars? I made a little list. I would pay for all of my friends’ meals this week. Why wait? I asked myself. Knowing that it would make me feel......Read More
Categories: steak, life,
Form: Free verse

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