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choose a fun way to die
I could die today by walking outside because of the wind chill factor.
or die tomorrow if I accidentally stepped into the way of Mr. Jay’s tractor.
I could die on Wednesday choking on a piece of pepper steak.
If I did this too early, I would not get any of the German chocolate cake.
I could die on Thursday if I froze to death by not being toasty warm.
Friday could take me out if we were invaded by Mexican bee swarm.
I could die on Saturday or Sunday, or I could even die tonight.
I wish we could choose our dying way, it might take away some fright.
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Caren Krutsinger
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