Best Steak Poems

Salmon steak or fillet
Choose fillet or salmon
steak
Either way I can get it
Is alright with me

I enjoy a salmon steak 
Cooking on the barbecue
Or the fillet is tasty to
Either way I enjoy it

Salmon from a can
Is handy to have
For a salad bowl
Or making salmon
  patties...

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this is a treat
its get unneat
a taste
don't go to waste
i have  STRONG NEED
FOR
sSTEAK AND CHESSE...

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Today I splurged on a steak.
Thick with the fat trimmed close
Seasoned - broiler - aroma
Taste buds squirt delight
Juice runs down my chin
Ambrosia
Burp!...

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Barbequing on the grill
Prime steak such a thrill
Mouth watering I just spill
Waiting for this treat
Sauce smells oh so sweet
Give me meat—
Bam!

© Joseph S. Spence, Sr., (Epulaeryu Master) 5/19/2010
All Rights Reserved, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Senior Advisor, to Founder of Motivational Strips
Ambassador De Literature
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What can make the heart grow fond
I'll give you the tip
Nothing can satisfy your taste
Like Scottish Steak and chips.

Juicy highland cattle steaks will
melt just past your lips
feeding well the hungry soul
That's Scottish steak and chips.

What can put some fat on you
on your frame and hips
you'll...

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When we went to a steak house named Zake’s
We discovered a shocking mistake
That my wife’s meal had hair
So I asked why it’s there
They said, because she ordered shaved steak...

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Tasteful Steak

When I first saw the tasteful steak
I started to tremble and also shake
As in my mouth it had started to melt;
By my each taste bud it could be felt.

Slowly started to slither down inside
After my mouth was really open wide;
Then felt my stomach start...

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There once was a fellow named Jack
 On meat he never would  snack
 Vegetables only
 No ribs or baloney
 But he sure  loved  those Big Macs!...

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a gatsby roll sliced open
then add some salad
lettuce and tomatoes 
steak or polony
add sauce of your choice
cut in two
eat!!




Contest Name : Fast Food Epulaeryu
Date  : 28/04/2011


*A gatsby is one 
of the favourite fast foods
especially in Cape Town
amongst the coloured community*...

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In all honesty.
I think what I truly desired was to be put on a plate.
And be devoured piece by piece.
My attention, all my free time.
Everything that no one else could see.
With knife and fork.
T be taken apart and devoured tastefully.
With nothing left except the juice...

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Eating steak and eggs
was my favorite breakfast
in my teen-age years...

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we are eating the 
speed in the lim-
b of a graser
the clotted blood 
fear of the bulging
eyes, of the rib raw
very rare tender loins
blowing coals of an
open fire grilled
fermented purple grapes
in the black valleys
of summer ignit-
ing the thirst 
we become animals now
by the side of...

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at Ryan’s Steak House
your steak is cooked as ordered
without any fuss...

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 I’ll make ya feel it and make ya throb it
 and I’ve been known to cut it and lob it.
   So before ya get sliced
   ya might wanna think twice
‘cos no one cheats on Lorena Bobbitt!.


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My driveway is packed with the cars
of friends and family,
chips put out, and the little ones
are running joyously.

A cooler filled up with bag ice
keeps cold soda and beer,
I think half the folks I know
were able to get here.

I stand over a charcoal grill,
today it is...

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