Sperm Whale Poems

Skinny-dipping with you is a thrill
For a man who is over the hill
But just one squiggly squirm
From a small dangling worm
And a fish will dart in for the kill!

A Sperm Whale with a mouthful of krill
Can swallow more than you...Read More

Trump wanted to be a sperm whale
But Bill Cosby kept flipping him tail
Although both are deranged
The climate has changed
Now trans genders send them Email...Read More

A Bo'sun in the pub was wheezing
From Wanda Mann's underhand teasing
An organist by trade
And accomplished milkmaid
Her fingers were quite busy squeezing

The Bo'sun recalled a sperm whale
That spouted away in a gale
Wanda knew how whales blow
And performed it just so
The Bo'sun...Read More

Be aware of the Cougar, the big mountain Cat
Now I know you like mounting, but your just a Pussy Cat
I sometimes think you’re Horsey, and like a good jump
Perhaps therefore a Mare, with a lovely Ass as a rump
Anyway, rather...Read More

When a sperm whale dozes it is time to polish the attic. Moving domes is great in a tidal spaw. But terrible wastage of westward water can poison even the smallest of sappier tree. Wow. Blooming bloomified bouncing bookshelves ....Read More

~Whales~
(Acrostic)


W hales are one of the largest an most beautiful magnificent marine mamals in the world
H ave been hunted for centuries for oil, meat, other raw materials.
A nd some of the species are endangered, and they're going extinct
L ife span...Read More

Incubation was not 
complete. The thirst of
thoughts will find a
convoluted shell-
wrapping up the kernel.

Throw a stone on the 
sinner. This was on
me. I will accept the 
rocks to open up-
a fountain.

There was a silver screen 
for the lovers. You will...Read More

THE CHOICE

HE WAS asleep
Between space and time
The first light on the world
Floated idly
On him
He was just born.

His folded hands
Glowed a pale pink
To keep the fire of life
He wondered if he was really awake.
Is it the true world?
Is it the true...Read More

Sperm Whale Dementia.

Here I am an old Sperm whale,
A swimming in the deep,
Sucking on the Crill, inhale, 
As fearless I do leap.

And then I come to surface,
And clarity does seep,
Dementia nursing home this place,
Me poor old bones do creak.

Back beneath...Read More

Creature of deep seas
Battle scars from giant squid
A rare appearance
Stay well hidden from whalers
Inspiration of Melville.


A. Green
...Read More