No Joyriders

When parents tell their offspring the definition of a fling they also include the story that may sound crude about the birds and the bees and Tarzan from the trees. Children claim that they exaggerate When they elaborate on the story about male guts and glory. Some kids need them to simplify and not to horrify the tale about the sperm whale. The teens who love arachnids, sports and shorts quickly understand when their parents demand a ban on joyriders and jumping spiders.