Spa Poems

Fighting over the Best Seats in the Cheese Spa

Morey was thrilled because the cheese spa was coming.
The refrigerator made happy sounds, it was fairly humming.
The cheese was melting ahead of time in the microwave.
Morey was the first family member in; he is extremely brave.

This is not only comfortable, but tasty too he told the rest.
There was cheddar, provolone, but he liked the blue

Spa Treatment

I watched you walk away that night 
Then later had a dream
We were sitting in a sauna
Wearing robes while enshrouded in steam 
Then one thing led to another
And soon it all quickly progressed 
'Til we were only left standing enshrouded
I think you can figure the rest

Best Spa For a Sparrow

That’s the best spa of all the sparrow said.
She hopped right in, with her cousin Fred.
Fred hopped back out, It’s too hot! He lamented.
She loved a margarita bath, she felt fermented.

The mud facial on her face soon slid down.
It rolled into the bubbles, which now turned brown.
My drink! Yelled the lady of the house, she

Spa Day

Rose petals for your bed
Down pillow for your head
Silk and satin for your sheets
Soft wool slippers for your feet
Sleep in peaceful, silent bliss
May your dreams be of a kiss
From a fairy or a prince so fine
Watching o'er your dreaming mind
And sprinkling notes of music fair
Into your ears where they will flare
Up into songs of deepest

In the Manse Market For a Preowned Spa House

In the manse market for a preowned spa house

Mine feeble efforts pale in comparison
to a kid scaling El Capitan
of Yosemite National Park,
nevertheless me, a dry witted husband
self emasculated milquetoast
of late ofttimes yawps imprecations
against fickle finger of fate.

No way would yours truly
utter maledictions against the missus,
who espouses unbridled love
toward (me) the groom she married
approximately two and

My Life

My life 
I wake up make my breakfast
Grab a knife to spread my butter onto my toast
I go up stairs on roast my sister
I pray that I don’t get a blister.

I go to brush my teeth 
To make sure they are squeaky clean 
Then I go to lean on the sofa 
Then I make my

Spa Day

salamander naps
on shaded mossy pillow ~
mud day at the spa


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First Place Winner
for the Nature In Spring Themed Haiku Poetry Contest
sponsored by Tania Kitchin
written on 04/01/2022
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The Spa: Fibonacci-Rhyme

*Image of Spa Coconut Bath Tubs by Pixabay.

The Spa: Fibonacci-Rhyme

The
Spa
when used
be confused
by most first-timers
yet not a case for old-timers.
As timetables vary per clients customary,
employees plan on weekly, shifts expected, with clientele care to be primary.

2022 January 14

HMS; 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, syllables.

At the 'Health Spa'

The waiter recommended electrons
But they wanted something to get wrecked on --
  She drank her protein shake
  He picked at his uranium snake --
Then ordered a ginormous peletron

Shangri-La

I wish my love a peaceful Shangri-La
Where I can save her best from daily cares.
A warm place where winter never dares
And my heart smiles to serve as in a spa.

Bean Bush Coffee Resort and Spa

Come enjoy our whole bean bliss;
where bean-sky-lifts
flavored dreams, sky high
or pick your own beans
on your way up;
yes, we grow it all
on one mega-bush.

Saucer dining jettison’s
flavors into stellar space-brews,
captivating to the senses,
tantalizing the taste buds,
teasing the palate into
sheer mocha-toffee delight.

Cinnamon-ginger-spiced-cherry, 
will ring karmic bells;
go ahead, hum-happy.

Luxuriate in our eleven-bean wrap 
take a seaside meditation lesson
with, Yogi-Bean-nanda.

We’ve

You Can Become Dreamy In a Spa

”You Can Become Dreamy In A Spa”
(by Rainbow ?? Promise)


Soft Erie-like musical strains  -
Guitars, flutes, banjos, violins 
Float in the Air with rhythmic flare.

With rhythmic flare you lay bare,
Soft lights, candle lit, flicker there,
As Erie-like strains drone on.

As Erie-like strains drone on 
Facial being done, masques run
Dripping, nostrils squeezing, squeeze.

Nostrils squeezed, can you breathe?
Hot

In Collaboration With the Stars At the Claremont Resort, Health Spa, and Tennis Club

Bay area's crown jewel, The Claremont,
Where age 24 Steve Jobs and I talked,
Well, him--as to the future--I was shocked,
The guy aimed high, humble, who want for naught.

An unscheduled stop by a young Prince Charles,
That shook the hands of this Hawaiian kid.
Isabel Sanford's inebriated,
Big Head for A. M. Talk Show With The Stars.

The moment when Chris

Love Me a Spa Day

Pampering
Mood lights
Candles lit
Rose petals
Aromatherapy
Eucalyptus
Hot stones
Tickling chakras
Hydrotherapy
Heat wraps
Warm bath
Spa day
For you
And me



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Posted on October 12, 2018

Spa day

spa day
dad comes home
to a brunette



Published in Bottle Rockets #40 2019

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