Snore Poems - Poems about Snore

the snoring of a smoorsgord beast is louder than a drunken feast he flaps his lips like shivering cold his nostrils wide like rabbit holes his mouth can fit whole blocks of cheese with teeth that rattle like windblown trees it...Read the rest...

In days of yore her husband snored Her nightly grief knew no relief ...Read the rest...

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor ...Read the rest...

I love every hair upon your head Although you've hardly any left Fred Oh, those silver strands I stroked with my hands Are appearing all over the bed. I’m peeved that you complain Eleanor I am hearing from you when you...Read the rest...

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies If elephants could jump it would destroy the decor ...Read the rest...

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the...Read the rest...

there was a boy named Cory one night he claimed great glory his moniker came he arose to fame his snoring laudatory...Read the rest...

Never weighed a sin before; Never able to weigh a snore; Or weigh a laugh or a smile; Or weigh the words in a trial. Never weigh my whole soul Not able to weigh my goal; Weigh sound of a bird...Read the rest...

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toeses And if elephants could jump it would destroy the decor...Read the rest...

They claim that both my spouse and I snore. Following the meal, there is a musical score. Written: September 25, 2021 YOUR BEST RHYMING COUPLET Poetry Contest Sponsored by: L MILTON HANKINS...Read the rest...

Saint Patrick slept in stupor self-imposed in the back of the pub with the door closed they sang out for him to silence the din but he snuggly snored on indisposed...Read the rest...

No, you don't snore, but I can't fall sleep when you wear those loud pj's!...Read the rest...

ZZ Snore, Snore, ZZ Written: by Tom 9-6-2019 Night’s sleep was scanty, today I’m logy and slow. Forgetting pharmaceuticals, caused tossing to and fro. Today my song, won’t be a mellifluous sound. But I’ll be pedantic, until my sleep clocks rewound. I’m apt to be loquacious, during...Read the rest...

Lying here beside you dear, I turn and watch you sleep, So blessed I am to have you, a love so strong and deep. You always say you love me, but I really love you more, That is...Read the rest...

I dreamt I said, ‘Hullo, Fellow’ on her pink plumage pillow When from my blue sky grew and flew a sentimental swallow That told me to fold my arms and grow calm because it didn’t matter anymore As...Read the rest...