Snore Poems - Poems about Snore

Having counted wooly sheep was woken from a deep delta sleep in the middle of the night thought I'd heard a pig snort but no that can't be right tho' kicked out of bed and landing on my head knew where I stood for delegated to the floor then relegated to the room next door when in no uncertain terms she said, 'You're sawing wood, you...

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I can’t answer that question~ I always fall asleep before my wife does...

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In days of yore her husband snored Her nightly grief knew no relief But then by chance she learned to pole-dance ...

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Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor ...

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I love every hair upon your head Although you've hardly any left Fred Oh, those silver strands I stroked with my hands Are appearing all over the bed. I’m peeved that you complain Eleanor I am hearing from you when you snore And you talk in sleep To a guy named Pete But admit I award it a Cor!...

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Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies If elephants could jump it would destroy the decor ...

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Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor...

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there was a boy named Cory one night he claimed great glory his moniker came he arose to fame his snoring laudatory...

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Never weighed a sin before; Never able to weigh a snore; Or weigh a laugh or a smile; Or weigh the words in a trial. Never weigh my whole soul Not able to weigh my goal; Weigh sound of a bird chip; Know weight of baby burp. Cannot weigh a bee buzz Or in the air floating fuzz Weight feeling that I found Weigh circle which...

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Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toeses And if elephants could jump it would destroy the decor...

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They claim that both my spouse and I snore. Following the meal, there is a musical score. Written: September 25, 2021 YOUR BEST RHYMING COUPLET Poetry Contest Sponsored by: L MILTON HANKINS...

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Saint Patrick slept in stupor self-imposed in the back of the pub with the door closed they sang out for him to silence the din but he snuggly snored on indisposed...

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No, you don't snore, but I can't fall sleep when you wear those loud pj's!...

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ZZ Snore, Snore, ZZ Written: by Tom 9-6-2019 Night’s sleep was scanty, today I’m logy and slow. Forgetting pharmaceuticals, caused tossing to and fro. Today my song, won’t be a mellifluous sound. But I’ll be pedantic, until my sleep clocks rewound. I’m apt to be loquacious, during sleep once again. While a good power nap, might mollify my pain. ...

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Lying here beside you dear, I turn and watch you sleep, So blessed I am to have you, a love so strong and deep. You always say you love me, but I really love you more, That is till’ I’m startled by the most god-awful snore! The noise is so outrageous, that it vibrates in my head, I’m shaken like...

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