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Why Chickens Can't Snore

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor

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Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 5/23/2024 4:29:00 AM

Hilarious...LOL here in my office all by myself in the early morn. Gosh a jumping elephant would have earthquaking consequences :-) have a pleasant day, dear Jack, hugs, Sara

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/23/2024 4:45:00 AM

Can you imagine the destruction elephants would cause if they could tiptoe! And chickens snoring would keep the whole barn awake! LOL Fun stuff eh? Have a silly day Miss Sara!.......