Short Snore Poems
Short Snore Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Snore by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Snore by length and keyword.
there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
his moniker came
he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory
There are many things I need to do
yet nothing's getting done
I think I'll sit around awhile
pretending my to-do's are done
I think that I shall never see
A man as useful as a tree.
The one has uses by the score;
The other one is apt to snore.
Is this Mozart's musical score
Or sonata of sounds I abhor?
I have a good ear
But I'd rather not hear
The loud notes composed when you snore
ZZZ
ZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Snore
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
SLEEP
Falling asleep on the Boss
Upsets him a bit so it does
I had a quick snore
Now my job is no more
It made him dead angry and cross
whilst in the midst of your dream
perceived i a prankish scheme
how loudly you snore
you infinite bore
splat sir a saucer of cream.
Nestled justly,
the thief he slumbers
sprawled spreadeagled
upon my bed.
By witching hour
his deafening snore
drives one to ...
Lumbering lethargy.
hanging slipping falling dream
smashing waking hearing scream
wonder i dont snore
down here on the floor
guest beds like a balance beam.
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Stone Alone
Groan Drone
Shown Groan
Refer Deter
Snore Whore
Delay Today
Risky Shady
Later Lowly
Jim Horn
Form:
Yummy
Mummy
Chubby
Hubby
Jumping
Pumping
Moaning
Groaning
Huffing
Puffing
******
Sarcasm
Wants more
Loud snore
There was a young lady who swore
That the movies were simply a bore:
Someone asked, “Not to pry,
But could you explain why?”
The rejoinder was merely a snore.
Saint Patrick slept in stupor self-imposed
in the back of the pub with the door closed
they sang out for him
to silence the din
but he snuggly snored on indisposed
On Valentine's, let's be sincere,
So rare, I hold your words as dear.
You bore like a chiron,
And you snore like a siren,
But for a date, I'll lend you my ear.
The Nap
Dr. James E. Martin
©March, 2014
He determined to take a nap.
His peers called him a sap.
He laid on the floor,
And started to snore,
It didn’t take long to adapt.
If wishes were antelopes would they gallop?
If wishes were dreams, would they snore?
If wishes were goals we would reach them.
If wishes were inspiring, we would have a lovely world.
Waiting rooms are the worst by far
Avoiding the stares of others we stare at the floor
So uncomfortable
Others also vulnerable
Some are sweating bullets, others snore
electric boost dream greed shuttle cock
doctor
golf shot hinder cross road vulture kid
acquaintance found child
garden face freedom
story time
Armish snore beef heard testimony girl
Trump Did Have A Date
With Putin, Trump will have a date;
And of course knew would retaliate;
Together did snore,
Created an uproar,
And did bring devil along to agitate.
Jim Horn
There was this old man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger on the life
The house cat ran to his wife
Snoring stopped when the sore nose his wife tore.
The alarm says, "Get Up, Go to Work!"
But I would rather stay in bed.
Here, it is warm and cozy.
I fight heavy eyelids.
I succumb to them.
The alarm groans.
I don't care.
Hit snooze.
Snore.
Trump Lead Using Twitter Feed
What we heard is Trump likes to lead,
With rancious sounds and twitter feed;
Patience poor;
He does snore,
And on a golf course off is always teed.
Jim Horn
Trump Prepared for Being Inept
Trump had prepared for being inept,
Either did rest or he slept and slept;
An example poor,
When he did snore;
Being bother to everyone on he kept.
Jim Horn
She said she was traditional
She enjoyed traditional things
That some may think that a bore
Then I was kicked on the shin
With a Pikalinos size 10
Apparently, I started to snore
Apparently when I snore, I snore quite loudly
It scares the hell out of my passengers in my Audi
What's all the fuss
Didn't I miss the bus
Stop screaming, you're being way too rowdy