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Why Chickens Can't Snore

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies If elephants could jump it would destroy the decor

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Date: 1/23/2024 9:19:00 AM
oh this is so so funny the imagery is hilarious:-) hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/23/2024 12:48:00 PM
Thanks Sis! Received your book yesterday... what a giggle............... for years thought of doing the same thing but never got around to it! Congratulations Jan!!! Love from Canada xxx
Date: 1/23/2024 6:28:00 AM
witty, dear Jack. You've asked some interestingly humorous questions. I've honestly never asked myself those questions. Glad you did. In other words, you cracked me up...have a pleasant day, dear Jack, Sara
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/23/2024 6:39:00 AM
There are many other strange unanswered questions in the world never to be answered! The world is a very strange place to live! Love from Canada xx

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