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Why Chickens Can'T Snore

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor

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Date: 10/5/2023 3:34:00 PM
And if an elephant jumped on a chicken it would make a holy mess. What a fun Limerick, Jack. Gave me a giggle.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2023 12:59:00 PM
(DISASTER!!!) LOL Never thought of that! Big tickle...

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