Sniffers Poems

AGM

...Tomorrow is the day – the day I dread.
The first of March.  Declare the dividend.
I hate a scene but I, by nature’s quirk,
endure the drama, seated on the stage.

I never met a shareholder who s...

Sermon on the Ark

...(Dedicated to Sniffers.)

We are All animals, humans too
every One of us, me and you

God breathed life into Adam and Eve,
into each creature. Atoms unperceived

The animal kingdom is the Kin...

The Bloodhound that Could Sew

...Off course I avoid you.
Why would I want to be around a blood hound 
sniffing around - looking for faults.
I know what and where my faults are
because I keep slipping into the same ones.

You b...

Little Red Riding Hood

...
She sewed all day and she sewed all night then gave her daughter a red cape, some bread and a brave warning,  "Grandma needs you so remember, don't dilly dally in the forest Ruby.  Wolves are sniff...

Tyke Voices

...She grabbed at the quarter full pop bottle neck, 
cream soda from Marsh’s,
and held like a truncheon, in the harshest
of voices 
produced an otherworldly sound, GETOUT!!
“Give me a chance” and h...

My Childhood Friend

...Were I enamored by a pleasant fragrance,
like a magnet, I would draw sniffers to me.

If I were covered with filth, I would draw flies.
A profaned loud mouth would draw angry ears.

A childhood...

Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a Collaboration

...Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
 It’s something my brain cannot handle
 ‘Smells like my v’gina’ 
Could give folk angina
 This fragrance has caused quite a scandal 

Inspire...

Truffle Hunt

...Black Gold, French haute cuisine, that is!
Truffles - Black, White and Brown! 
These humble amorphous lumps of fungi fruit dung,
are diamonds in the dirt, 
much coveted by chefs all over,
for th...

Meatballs

...Is it or not, that is a luring question?
Is it nobler to remain silent or seek further aggression?
I choose to remain silent and stare at my four walls.
No need to get blind sided by a couple of m...

Mystery

...Mystery
My 80s Days
When Jimmy was a kid in the early 80s, he used to take the piss out of glue sniffers. Hey you, you bastard! They used to chase him and his mate. Running in zig zags, never catch...

Pickings

...When the green snout is full
rabbits spill on the lawn.

I worry night and day,
because the stoats and the Red Tails
are at work
even in whelm and nimiety
they hack and harrow.

The young ki...

Filthy Is the Color Of

...

Some got a pathological need,
a dirty obsession for that coffin wallpaper
They wrapped themselves in the black widow veil
of murderous deceit
For what?
To taste the yellow snow 
of a...

Wizards Bats Crotch-Sniffers and Me

...When I met my forever man
I warned him I have a few idiosyncrasies.
He looked into my pair of 42 C’s and said
He was okay with them

There are two wizards battling inside
My coffee table, I tol...

Dr Narcotic

...Doctor narcotic slinging jellybeans and placebo
  with one twitch of the wrist, one life goes on the tilt
      distorting the dream and wrecking the rainbow

His red nosed ribbon circling twice ...

My Love For Turkey

...Turkey, my love, my angel, please run, go hide in the shed.
If the meat grinder finds you, you will surely wind up dead.
Please go, my sweet love, fly and run hard and go fast.
Okay, one tiny kiss...

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