Sneaky Poems | Examples

my sneaky boobs

My boobs are sneaky
inching themselves toward the floor
they were once firm and perky
now they are flabby giant jello blobs
stretching toward ground zero
whether I am looking or not
do I care?
worse.
Not only do I not care
I am no longer amused by them

Bad Breath

Shines behind your vile eyes,
Your silver lips and tongue,
Halitosis, you can't hide,
The poison dribble dripping from,
Twice I won't be blamed,
The shame is mine for falling once,
The lies begin to smell the same,
Perfume of rose and skunk.

SNEAKY SLIMY SLITHERING SERPENTY SNAKE

The sneaky, slimy, slithering, squirming snake silently sat shamefully,
Stupendously-stumped.

The seated, sizzling, sneaky, slimy, slithering serpent still stupendously-stumped,
Squirmed slowly searching signaling scents.
With no stopping the squirming, silently-sneaky, slithering, shamefully-stumped serpent searching sign, the snake slithers sizzling surround sound.

Only with punishment, the slithering, slimy, silent, shamefully-stumped serpent stops sin-searching.

Now, be a bumble bee, buzzling big bumble bubbles and not a sneaky, slimy, squirmy, sin-searching, soul-scary, shamefully-stumped surround sound serpent-sizzling, sazzling, skimmed-scaled snake..•

canvas

canvas of fresh snow
a trail of kitty footprints
prowler in our midst

Sneaky George

We were staying at a Boston inn in 1773,
just good ol’ George Washington and me.
And he said, "I'm not telling you to lie,
but ~ if Martha comes by ~
tell her you have no idea where I could be."

Sneaky Little Thieves

Those mice got hit twice, 
I could no longer be nice. 
To those sneaky little mice, 
Who keeps trying to steal my rice.

sneaky squirrel

climbs up porch railing 
sets on air conditioner 
peaks in through window

Star-Crossed Cat Love

Star-Crossed Cat Love

A domestic Manx, hopes torn stream and tossed
Pines and purrs for a stray cat so very lost
Their souls ache with delight
Through the screen door at night
A true love forbidden at a heartbreaking cost

A Trumpetfish's Sneaky Subterfuge

A Trumpetfish's sneaky subterfuge

Scared prey's wary lookout,
is foiled by trumpetfish,
hitchhiking a sneaky ride.
onboard a friendly parrotfish.

Hostile Helper Phillip

Tamper with her phone, primary income 
        Sugar site no longer accessible 
        Selfish intentions drove his decision 
        Turned to last resort substitute, Bumble 


         Rapid response, invite to restaurant 
         Simply served as practice and a nice meal
         Revelations compiling impressed her
         Chivalrous, frequently announced fond feel
   
         
        Presented online as a mere sales rep
        Below standard for her high status aim
        Her lease nearly up, he drove move in step
        Surreptitious inventor, numbers game

     
        She didn't suspect his sweetness supreme 
        Relished via Phil's evil intervene






        29th March
        Unscrupled Meddler
        Turned my trajectory in June 2022

A Sneaky Caterpillar- Nursery Rhyme

I saw my healthy rose leaves,
Vanishing fast, upsetting my peace.
Looked here and there.
Searched everywhere,
To trace the reason,
For this odd thing in spring season.

Looked down at the rose stem,
Looked up at the leaves’ hem.

At last, saw a worm, green and creepy,
Wriggling and wiggling so sneaky.
Hiding under the rose leaf,
Stealthy like a thief.
I picked it outright,
Wishing to destroy it downright.

Without any second thought,
Stamped it under my feet.

Sorry, if I had not let it die,
It would have turned into a butterfly.
_____________________
March.9.2023

~ Placed First~

Kid’s Creativity and Learning Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Eve Roper

Sneaky Snakes

Trouble, trouble in the mown rye!
Sneaky snakes slither round and by,
silently squeezing through rubble
in the mown rye, trouble, trouble!

Sneaky snakes eat rats in the field,
mice and bugs that damage the yield. 
Common problems farmers must beat.
Rats in the field, sneaky snakes eat. 

Friendship extends to snakes today.
Sneaky snakes are welcome to stay. 
Sneaky snakes are the farmers' friends.
To snakes today, friendship extends.

Give thanks, give thanks to sneaky snakes!
The farmers' friends that up the stakes 
keeping deeds away from the banks!
To sneaky snakes give thanks, give thanks!

Fi Fi Was Sneaky

If She say's honey we,
She means honey you.
If She say's honey please,
She means honey do.
When She say's honey geez,
Dude, it's getting brutal,
hot tongue and cold shoulder,
are Dinner, You Tool..
Don't run your mouth,
it's only being foolish.
Or you sleep on a couch,
with Fi Fi the Sneaky Poodle.
What goes around, comes around,
and I've broke every rule.
As soon as She leaves,
I don't like that Sneaky Poodle.

Sneaky Pete

skipping along round bout noon
humming a happy tune
thinking about my best gal June
just makes my heart swoon
we'll meet at Murphy's saloon
while her husband works this afternoon

Bite Size Poem #32 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Line Gauthier
1/15/22

Poindeter Hates Sneaky Eyed Cat

Poindexter sat and stared at the new fellow with the sneaky eyes
He hated him, plotting this creepy guy’s downfall and demise.
It was a contest of wills, and they were both winning.
Poindexter was irritated; this jerk looked full of sinning.

Why sit there all day? Miss Tutters asked him, once and again.
This opponent looked tough, and Poindexter always liked to win.
Go play!.There’s your mousey and favorite catnip ball.
He decided to get it over for once and all.

He backed up and wiggled his ass good, but then realized.
Interloper was mimicking his every move, to his horrified surprise!
Tutters began to titter, as they both leaped through the air and hit.
Bang! His nose felt like it had been smashed more than a bit.

What kind of sorcery is this? He demanded. Tutters began to titter
She had to leave him at home that night, so she paid for a cat sitter.
Sitter watched him do the same thing and laughed until she cried.
Poindexter knew he would never like this cat who was sneaky-eyed.

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