Best Sneaky Poems

There once was a ninja named Dwight
who sneaked in my bedroom one night.
Bumping into my bed,
when he saw me, he said,
"I'd do better in here with some light!"

For the 'ALL YOURS (Jun 19)' Poetry Contest of Brian Strand...

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Trouble, trouble in the mown rye!
Sneaky snakes slither round and by,
silently squeezing through rubble
in the mown rye, trouble, trouble!

Sneaky snakes eat rats in the field,
mice and bugs that damage the yield. 
Common problems farmers must beat.
Rats in the field, sneaky snakes eat. 

Friendship extends to...

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Sexy Sally saw Santa sneaking snacks
Cakes cookies coke cola  cold cuts
Belly bouncing busting buttons badly
Flop flop Fizz fizz  feeling full
looking like lazy lounge lizard
T.V. televised the terrible truth that
man made mistake mocking magic
while watching wild woman wander 




Happy Holidays To All

HO HO HO...

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It really is very shocking, 

when you start to think 

and you wonder how he does it 

and then vanishes in a blink. 

 

It feels a little creepy, 

when he is watching all year long 

and knows if we have been bad or good...

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There once was a Ninja so sneaky
He broke their mercenary treaty
For he turned on his own
Because greed was his bone
His skeleton is now not so meaty

Now let this be a lesson to all
Be upstanding and honour your call
Like the Ninja has fared
No sneaks can be...

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Beautiful Jasmine
                                      Sweet smells of all it attracts
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“All dressed to kill; please don’t let it rain!”
Hours spent with flat iron
Straightening out the curls
Here comes sneaky humidity to undo this “do”

~*~...

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Black ninjas under the moonless sky
Strike raw fear in their enemies white
They dye their eyes black
As ink to attack
Like demons rising out of the night!


11/5/11
Received 3rd place in "sneaky ninjas" contest...

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Tickling the brain
Madness silently infiltrates
And exacerbates...

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I brought you home
for I could not resist
that pushed in face
and rolly girth

From the first time I saw you
it was just ment to be
tho the dollar signs
are still something I see

your short and stout
and you wear a mask
and you've learned quite well
just how to ask

to...

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I seated myself at my desk to enjoy the ritual of that first cup of morning coffee,
when I realized that one of my pride members had marked my chair as their territory.
Nothing quite starts your day off as unique as sitting in cat pee.
I believe...

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your so mega loud and your freak-in flashy 
oh... And how!
you no (know), know (no) one see the things 
you plan under the blank of helpless night 
Oh! not quite... 
your so dang fast and your so... 
not working alone 
why you've got a many...

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I looked in the mirror and shook at the knees
T’was enough to give a gal, the Hebe jibes
Where was that young girl men looked at with glee
Who was that old ding bat, No that couldn’t be me
Wrinkled old prune with aching vertebrae
Mutton dressed as lamb...

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If She say's honey we,
She means honey you.
If She say's honey please,
She means honey do.
When She say's honey geez,
Dude, it's getting brutal,
hot tongue and cold shoulder,
are Dinner, You Tool..
Don't run your mouth,
it's only being foolish.
Or you sleep on a couch,
with Fi Fi the Sneaky Poodle.
What...

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Anxiety’s a sneaky beast.
On weaknesses, he likes to feast
And seemingly, the worse you feel,
The tastier will be his meal.

A person’s fears, though they may be
Not founded in reality
Will trigger clues the monster smells
Down in the dungeon where he dwells.

And once he’s sniffed, that’s all he...

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