Best Sneaky Poems
There once was a ninja named Dwight
who sneaked in my bedroom one night.
Bumping into my bed,
when he saw me, he said,
"I'd do better in here with some light!"
For the 'ALL YOURS (Jun 19)' Poetry Contest of Brian Strand
Trouble, trouble in the mown rye!
Sneaky snakes slither round and by,
silently squeezing through rubble
in the mown rye, trouble, trouble!
Sneaky snakes eat rats in the field,
mice and bugs that damage the yield.
Common problems farmers must beat.
Rats in the field, sneaky snakes eat.
Friendship extends to snakes today.
Sneaky snakes are welcome to stay.
Sneaky snakes are the farmers' friends.
To snakes today, friendship extends.
Give thanks, give thanks to sneaky snakes!
The farmers' friends that up the stakes
keeping deeds away from the banks!
To sneaky snakes give thanks, give thanks!
Sexy Sally saw Santa sneaking snacks
Cakes cookies coke cola cold cuts
Belly bouncing busting buttons badly
Flop flop Fizz fizz feeling full
looking like lazy lounge lizard
T.V. televised the terrible truth that
man made mistake mocking magic
while watching wild woman wander
Happy Holidays To All
HO HO HO LOL
It really is very shocking,
when you start to think
and you wonder how he does it
and then vanishes in a blink.
It feels a little creepy,
when he is watching all year long
and knows if we have been bad or good
it says so in the song.
Things seem strange you know,
a man in a big red suit
Sneaking in like a thief
with a big red bag of loot.
Santa is sneaky,
it is like nothing you have known
and yet you leave him out treats
while he is breaking into your home.
You know that I am kidding,
and messing with your head
ignore all my playful banter
with every word I said.
Santa is a cherished story,
a child’s dearest friend
they write to him every year
till next year comes again.
Merry Christmas North Pole,
to Santa, his elves, and deer
here is to the holiday
and lots of Christmas cheer.
There once was a Ninja so sneaky
He broke their mercenary treaty
For he turned on his own
Because greed was his bone
His skeleton is now not so meaty
Now let this be a lesson to all
Be upstanding and honour your call
Like the Ninja has fared
No sneaks can be spared
If you do it, your never to fall
Beautiful Jasmine
Sweet smells of all it attracts
Trimming vine and trashed
Bee so sneaky, stung my neck
Living residence disturbed
By Eve Roper12/06/2014
“All dressed to kill; please don’t let it rain!”
Hours spent with flat iron
Straightening out the curls
Here comes sneaky humidity to undo this “do”
~*~
Black ninjas under the moonless sky
Strike raw fear in their enemies white
They dye their eyes black
As ink to attack
Like demons rising out of the night!
11/5/11
Received 3rd place in "sneaky ninjas" contest
Tickling the brain
Madness silently infiltrates
And exacerbates
I brought you home
for I could not resist
that pushed in face
and rolly girth
From the first time I saw you
it was just ment to be
tho the dollar signs
are still something I see
your short and stout
and you wear a mask
and you've learned quite well
just how to ask
to eat or drink
to sleep or play
and your learning more
with each passing day
The love that you give
has filled me inside
with more love to give
for the rest of your life
So, hats off to
the black masked mug
with that soft wrinkled face
on a fawn colored pug!
I seated myself at my desk to enjoy the ritual of that first cup of morning coffee,
when I realized that one of my pride members had marked my chair as their territory.
Nothing quite starts your day off as unique as sitting in cat pee.
I believe I know who the culprit is, it can only be Sneaky Billy.
your so mega loud and your freak-in flashy
oh... And how!
you no (know), know (no) one see the things
you plan under the blank of helpless night
Oh! not quite...
your so dang fast and your so...
not working alone
why you've got a many man team
and they work on getting poor little me
your so clever and you so perfectly smart
but it true...
no one will or won't stop you
but just you wait and see
someday the masses will
catch up
and get the likes of someone
who work on getting poor little people like me
when they have your name and faces down
i hope and pray they will remember the
person call verlecia and not just
the way i was pushed and fell
and made to die...
in a sneaky heart breaking way...
I looked in the mirror and shook at the knees
T’was enough to give a gal, the Hebe jibes
Where was that young girl men looked at with glee
Who was that old ding bat, No that couldn’t be me
Wrinkled old prune with aching vertebrae
Mutton dressed as lamb in a silly red beret
You’ve got to be dreaming, it’s a temporary disguise
Wake up girlie, time passes, the mirror never lies
I’d like to be the girl who still should be there
But with her, past memories, I just cannot share
Inside I’m still that youngster filled with jeux de vie
No use complaining of things that used to be
So get on with it gal with no tantrums or sighs
Dress to the nines and remember to exercise
Don’t worry if gorgeous hunks no longer at your stare
Find lots of new beginnings and great moments to share
That mirrors very sneaky folks and it will come visit you
So embrace life who cares about a wrinkle or two!
If She say's honey we,
She means honey you.
If She say's honey please,
She means honey do.
When She say's honey geez,
Dude, it's getting brutal,
hot tongue and cold shoulder,
are Dinner, You Tool..
Don't run your mouth,
it's only being foolish.
Or you sleep on a couch,
with Fi Fi the Sneaky Poodle.
What goes around, comes around,
and I've broke every rule.
As soon as She leaves,
I don't like that Sneaky Poodle.
premise
a one liner
that can bring you to sound
thought or progressively red-cheeked
thinking.