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Slattern Poems - Poems about Slattern


Premium MemberDIALECT RECITATION poetry reading

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Aye 'ee is fierce and hale.
Four mile to work,across the vale;
No slommakin' slattern 'ee,
Okkard as an itching flea.

Eee'd fetch hosses to boss's yard,
Garmed with mud,as thick as lard,
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Categories: slattern, word play,
Form: Bio

Premium MemberDialect the Form

...DIALECT recited in an English dialect &
by definitio
n is best heard than read-please go to the above youtube link

here is the words inmy local vernacular English

Aye 'ee is fierce and hale.
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Categories: slattern, family, poetry,
Form: Bio



Premium MemberDark Mistake

...He dressed as a jack-o-lantern
costumed in uncommon pattern
	strode through the park
	though it was dark
and was mistaken for slattern...
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Categories: slattern, funny, giggle, halloween, humor,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberMy Choice Dialect

...BUCKINGHAMSHIRE BOY
Aye 'ee is fierce and hale.
Four mile to work,across the vale;
No slommakin' slattern 'ee,
Okkard as an itching flea.

Eee'd fetch hosses to boss's yard,
Garmed with mud,as...
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Categories: slattern, word play,
Form: Verse

Premium MemberPlanetary Affairs

...There once was a married cosmonaut
Who out in Space did what he shouldn't ought--
   Kissed a pretty Mars bar
   Made love to the North Star--
Sex with a slattern from Saturn he bought...
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Categories: slattern, nonsense, romance, space,
Form: Limerick



Thoughts Uric and Urinary, Or: Does She of a Morning Stand Before Some Wicked Ablutionary Sink

...As I stood before the porcelaneous basin,
And streamed into its already uric and xanthous-stained depths,
A stain, a sight and a liquid yet yellower and more urinary;
And as cloudiness, not of min...
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Categories: slattern, allegory, anger, angst, art,
Form: I do not know?

Premium MemberDialect the Form

...re-post inspired by Constance D form contest

A BUCKS BOY


Aye 'ee is fierce and hale.
Four mile to work,across the vale;
No slommakin' slattern 'ee,
Okkard as an itching flea.

Eee'd fetc...
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Categories: slattern, childhood, language,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Colorful Sins

...Colorful Sins.

  
What should I do with my pain ?
Throw it away again 
What have you done with your love
You once told me that it goes above
Above all the limitations of sky
you even painted...
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Categories: slattern, absence, cry, muse,
Form: Double Dactyl

Premium MemberBucks Boy Recitation Poem

...Aye 'ee is fierce and hale.
Four mile to work,across the vale;
No slommakin' slattern 'ee,
Okkard as an itching flea.

Eee'd fetch hosses to boss's yard,
Garmed with mud,as thick as lard,
Cla'...
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Categories: slattern, boy, people, places,
Form: Bio

Premium MemberA Buckinghamshire Boy-Recited

...Aye 'ee is fierce and hale.
Four mile to work,across the vale;
No slommakin' slattern 'ee,
Okkard as an itching flea.

Eee'd fetch hosses to boss's yard,
Garmed with mud,as thick as lard,
Cla'holt of...
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Categories: slattern, funny, people, places, work,
Form: Ballad

Book: Reflection on the Important Things