Short Whoo Poems

"What a yahoo,"
I said.
Or is it Ya, whoo?
Dont know.
I'm one, though.
For whatever it is....

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An owl is a curious bird
Whose hooting you've probably heard.
It's deemed to be wise
Has perfect disguise
And eyes of a size quite absurd.

02.05.21...

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He was a cat amongst the pigeons
And just like the owl
Instead of saying who-whoo!
Just said MEOW

1/6/2022
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022©...

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A king fisher swooped down
into the silent waters at the noon
a flash of amber and blue
bobbed up sloshing- whoo
a silver fish dangling from its beak
like an ornate pendant, from that creek...

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been it,done it,second want it.shoulda fought it,now i bought it.sonnet bout playin 
around,everybody's down,if thats the thing.wheres my wedding ring,sheen?
shoulda seen the manuever,i'd motley crue her,whoo....

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Hoot E. Owl Esq.
By
Tom Wright

A scholarly old owl in the tree sat high,
Calling out to all, is any wiser than I?
He’d read his book,
From his overlook,
 Whoo whoo ha hoo, was his erie cry.
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Owl always love you
You are a hoot at midnight
I just love the way you say whoooo, whoooo...
I am glad that you chose me 
To be your tree mate
I wouldn't want to be out on a limb with anyone but you
Whoo!!! Whoo!!
 ...

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Hey there! Howdy, me ol' mate, my pal!
I'm out, lookin' to get me a gal.
With my giant lasso
I'll impress her, whoo hoo!
An' boy I sure do hope she's called Val!

Written 30th April 2022
For the High Noon Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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everyone eats
everyone chews
tails are flicking
whoobe whoo woose.

chomp chomp chomp
flick flick flick
barn has lots of women
they like their farmer slick

pull pull pull
our udders are full
where is that blasted farmer?
for our pull? pull? pull?...

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In the midst of meditation
Sinking into silence 
In the setting sun
Comes the haunting hoot
Of an obscure owl 
In the nearby autumn woods
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
Echoing the quiet question 
Resonating in the recesses 
Of my primordial mind, 
Who, Who, Who, Who 
Am I?...

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You know it 

because

you bought it 

--last night—

That New Poem Smell

that Whoo-Hoo

in the

---Coo-Koo—

Such sweet

  balsamic

pickle juice and

   whiskey breath 

now perfectly 

turned,

(Oh, that wasn’t you?) 

---and blowing back---

in your face....

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a ghost on a wall 
                              sigh midnight wind murmurs heart
                                    dreadful twisting vines 

                                     howling dog prances 
                                tawny owls tu-whit tu-whoo
                                     own silhouette pricks...

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majestic foul who 
whoms spies on mice regal eyes
 claws out dives piercings 
~
with his claws hootie 
hoot  hooty whoo acute sites
hearing site vision 
~
sharply hooked beak the 
flight of the owl silent
glide on flying owl

10/14/21
For OWL HAIKU POETRY CONTEST
SPONSORED BY: Robert James Liguori...

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Okay yeah
that's what I'm
talking about
that's the way to do it
yeah aint know thing
like what it surpassed to 
somethings got'em going
keep that groove
flowing
thats the way it should be
yeah we got something going
we're on the right path
success is just
moments away
lyeah
yeah
yeah....
right there!
yeah!
yeah
yeah!
just like that
whoo!...

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Set myself on the swing,
Planning and preparing to touch the sunlit sky,
Wooden wing!

My toes twiddle, 
My little feet give that push high, 
Giggle! 

Can you 
There see me fly?
Whoo!

Set myself on the swing,
My little feet give that push high,
Whoo!




08.11.2020

Contest: Let's Minichu on an innocent childhood memory 
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani...

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Written By Gail DeBole

There once was an owl whose loud hoot
Could frighten the fiercest of brutes.
A "whoo-t" of renown
Sent birds circling the town
To find out who did what when to whoo-t!

Note: Illustrated in the following two coloring books available on Amazon.com and other retail websites: Coloring within the Limericks and Coloring within the Animal Limericks...

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A song in my heart is punching to get out
It flies out of my throat with a giggle and shout
A nonsensical ditty that makes me feel good.
I feel a leap in my soul, I am in an incredible mood.

Kitty witty ditty smitty whoo dee dugger day
Playing with rhymes is my most favorite play
I skip and I hop along the brook’s bing bower bay
Kitty witty ditty smitty who wants to be me today?...

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Stage is set

Participants in place

A wolf moon smiles

Bright stars palpitate


Roses in a garden

Lovers sitting on a bench

Hand sending messages

Lips kissing to undress


Bodies on fire

Temperature’s hot

A voice sweetly caressing

Baby don’t stop


Owl hoots Whoo Whoo

Squirrel’s a little bit shy

Scenes of Spring magic

On the screens of our lives...

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FATHER TEACH ME HOW TO PRAY  -- 3

Words often spoken in whispers or tongue
Or verse silently what's righteously the way
Mouth wide open conveying outward praise
I stutter and sputter can't just git it right
Father Lord God I want to converse with you
This I do say.  Whoo oh oh oh oh
How do I say
God what do I say
FATHER TEACH ME HOW TO PRAY  

08/31/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2018...

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Bitter black coffee and piping hot tea
Sit a-steaming and a-boiling just for me.
The java spits and sputters, and mutters in its wrath;
The yellow shrieks and bellows out of its kettle's mouth.
Spitter sputter, sput spit, whoo whoo whee!
Better bitter black coffee and piping hot tea
When the winter nights are raving
And the snowflakes are a-sailing,
Than ice-cream and candybars
Under a summer night's bright stars....

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Who is a strange word
always seem adjacent
Slightly off the tilt
As if spurned by other words
and whom
seem to invite judgement
but then is lost
in the whole
Are they measured in whop per
Or is it just a lie
Some words could who comfort
Whoa where did that come from
Picked up a how by mistake
S .who and e are  here
Don't know whoSe they are
as who is to choose
is so close to twit a twit hoo
Is whoo an excited who...

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She Dog was not thrilled when the interloper appeared.
Whoo Pooh was a cute little thing and not all dog-eared.
Master was yelling, “Whoo Pooh this and Whoo Pooh that!”
Whoo Pooh was bouncy, exuberant, wiggly and rather fat.

Whoo Pooh followed She Dog all over the house
He acted like she was her hero; she felt like a louse.
One day Whoo Pooh called She Dog “mama” one day.
From there on in, they were besties, I have to say!...

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horses, lances, arrows, fire
they reenact the war of the roses

the outdoor setting
has been erected next to Costa

outside on the ground
napkins, zarfs and stirrers 

and half the audience gets their
medieval caffeine hit 

that encourages us to yell and whoo-hoo
and pay attention to history

they encourage us to cheer and boo
and after all these years

with a cappuccino in my hand
i bellow 'long live the king' 

and it's socially okay...

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