Short Whined Poems

You whined yipped and cried
Howled and yelped and begged for help
Your pack lies in wait

By Robb A. Kopp...

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Whined and Whined

My wife whined and whined;
Hope we will come from behind;
So the Seahawks did.

Jim Horn...

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Joe whined, "NOT guilty.
My three alters robbed that bank!"
All four got hard time.


*alter-egos


April 25, 2020...

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The costume of the Green Hornet
Had no red thereon to adorn it
- He cried; he whined
- Oh! How he pined
‘Cause Superman’s the one who had worn it.
5/20/2015...

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"Walking, while winds whined, whirled, and whistled with windy winter whispers." 



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December 10, 2015


For the contest, One Liners 5, sponsor, Silent One

Second Place...

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I have a frisky frog on my back the flamingo whined.
He jumped on last night when I went out to dine.
I wish I had one lamented Old Maid Clementine.
She had been a floozy in her day, and she knew how to grind....

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What has landed on my head? The child asked, askance.
No one replied until a guy named Mr. Fancy Pants.
I believe it is a parakeet, and good luck, so please enjoy.
But I do not like it! Whined the annoyed tiny boy....

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Whined a perky young songstress from Miami
"I think I am deserving of that Grammy!
I do not sound especially great
But my lungs, they surely do inflate
Frankly, no one sings 'Candy Man' like Sammy."

May 22, 2021...

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Jeepers is playing the clarinet.
We have Sheepster on the cymbals.
Cowster is on the drums.
Why does Cowster always get the drums? Whined rooster.
No one knew the answer, but it is the way it has always been.
Pleasing Cowster....

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I had a thought…

And then the phone rang
The dryer buzzed
The dog whined
And the kids hollered.

I know I had a thought…

But then I answered the phone
Folded the laundry
Put the dog out
And tended to the kids.

I just know I had a thought…...

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i knelt and in class teacher’s voice whined i love you ~ she giggled behind


Syllable count: 17 syllables 

*A 1st Place* Win in the following contest (judged on Sept. 9, 2020) 

September 2, 2020 
My Most Unforgettable Moment In Highschool Poetry Contest
Sponsor: JCB Burl...

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English Three Verse Haiku Poem (c)

He was indeed a
Yammerer…complained all day 
He did while unwed…
Complained once he wed
And when they told him
A yammerer he 

Was… he just said that’s 
Very much “Unfair” and whined
And whimpered daily. 

W.C.Hull © 2020-19-4-H1344-
2454-I50-K50-30-L56-3...

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An eagle was amorous one day
wanted a little bit you might say,
a hen he could not find
a duck will do he whined 
I’m a Drake said duck but that’s okay,

realised he had made a mistake
by trying to make love to a drake
thinking it was a duck
our eagle was dumbstruck 
his prey was suffering from backache.


7/16/2018...

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I’ve likely told you, more than once, that poetry can be painful, and whined about the need for penning verse

That stems from deep inside my soul...fashions every word...and has become, 
I will admit, a curse…

And I am here to to tell you, friend, it comes with being - “a rhymer” - and trying to fight it only make it worse!...

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Along the alleys of my old village
a squalid dog followed me
flee-bitten, rabbit-faced

Give me some leavings, he whined
just a bit of left-over heart
I am starving to death.

I was coming from the poultry shop
so I gave him some chicken giblets.
He said, Now you are mine

since I ate your heart 
and he always, always follows me
ill-fated me!...

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The bishop
sent him on his way
with one more blessing
that he may
be filled with fullness
by a deity
he could not see;
poor fumbling soul,
lost in the dark
and petulant, he whined,
when down the path
with flashing spirit in his mind
there came a lesser god,
indeed the very one that he
had just  squeezed down to size--
 
and then
thus blinded,  passed it by.
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“You become responsible forever for what you’ve tamed.” 
from Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s The Little Prince 

Though he yapped and whined,
I still loved him so.
He was my dear friend.
He'd turned old and blind
when we let him go.
How can my heart mend?

Written 10/15/14 by Andrea Dietrich
For the Design Your Tableau Contest of nette onclaud...

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I talk and make a speech,
Nobody listened
I suffered and cried
Nobody cared
And I was left

I was in pain
no one noticed
I whined
but nobody heard

So I shall strive
I knocked at your heart,
but you shut me out
I roamed your mind
yet you just passed by me
I've had enough

Now I look straight into your eyes
hunting your soul
don’t turn your back on me
not again
I won’t be ignored...

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The other day I was in the shopping mall,
just like humpty dumpty I had a great fall.

I had to go real bad,I ran past the sign,  
I hurt like hell and I just sat and whined

All because I didn't read that darn sign:

CAUTION WET FLOOR 

Thank goodness I don't have to pay a fine. 
(Tell that to my aching bones).





10-15-16

Contest: Warnings
Sponsor: Viv Wigley...

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When Boehner invited Netanyahu to address Congress, the prez was miffed!

   Congress didn't notify him and he whined, "By gawd! I was stiffed!"

      Boehner smiled and said, "Sorry, Mr. Prez! This time you get short shrift!"

         "Well, you'll never be invited to fly on Air Force One again!" he sniffed!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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Autumn echoes slowly fade
As Winter footsteps are seen
Natures spirit tamely sleeps.

Brisk wind whined as the magic
Of the feathery snow spins,
Home warm walls keep day chill out.

Sun's outstretch scattered bright rays,
Blending orange-red streaks clouds
Poise over blue free heaven.

Kids dressed warm with wet mittens,
Looking proud of their snowman
With carrot nose and twig-arms.

1/6/2024
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Away from the dog park
He circles three times
Without the doggie bags
His poops are now crimes

The neighbors were peering
Through curtains half shut
As I strolled by whistling
“that isn’t my mutt”

And just as I'm thinking
I made it back home
A car in the driveway
A flashing blue dome

My dog in the back seat
Just whimpered and whined
The officer chuckled
His poop but your fine


©7/13/2023...

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My blood pressure is high he said.
No higher than mine I thought.
I think I am having a stroke he whined.
Is your eye wavering? I asked.
Uh-huh.
Is your heart beating extra fast?
Yes.
Don’t worry, I told him. I had that an hour ago. I’m still alive.
He stares at me. “Are you a Gemini?”
His father was, and I am. He knows we have similar traits.
And we both know that a Gemini can ignore anything at any time....

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Turned it loose and got drunk
As a smelly old skunk
On disgusting cheap wine
In the Carolina pines

Shot guns at thin air
(Who the heck gonna' care?)
Weren't it fun, weren't it fine
In the Carolina pines?

Then we REALLY got clobbered
We staggered and slobbered
We wallowed like swine
In the Carolina pines

(In the morning we grieved
We hocked and we heaved
We whimpered and whined
In the Carolina pines)

By: tryerson
Motif: Nature...

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"Who am I?",
That question lingers in my mind.
"May I know why ?",
I have always whined.

Things gradually became clear,
I got a purpose in life.
The life became dear,
I decided to strive.

I have decided,
The goals are set.
I am determined,
I have to surely get.

Obstacles are there,
I do agree.
Dreams you get where,
All are absolutely free.

There's looking back,
Until I succeed.
Using no short-cut or hack,
I plan to lead....

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