Short Whey Poems

Some people churn out
haiku poems like a Land
O'Lakes creamery!...

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Man in moon used crater as spoon
To sup upon milky whey and curds
Sipping up star shake with slurp and burp...

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Our cat in the hat will be ok, For our pretty chillin's we must pray, We want it round the udder whey, We want back our baby dolls...ok...

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weighing curds and whey
the spider spied, her courage
curdled, ran away


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another alliterative haiku for you...

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night time’s starlight moon
curdles the whey of longing
clouds mask heart’s desire
trembling arms reach out to you
train whistles haunt the captives...

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Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey..
Along came a spider,
And sat down beside her,
And said, "is that stuff pro-biotic?...

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it was  all kind
whey walk mask blind
you see not face
don't know what race
it was city bright lights
some run
was a night of fun
IT
WAS HALLOWEEN
AND THE NIGHT...

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LIBERATED     FEMALE



Little Miss Muffet got up off her tuffet

And threw her curds  a-whey

That spider trying to sit beside her

Found that Miss Muffet had gone away....

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Tis' a rainy day outside indeed, Time enough for some whey and mead. The wind bashes and the rain bashes. Coldness and sick fill the air with the smell of a bear. Tis rainy outside for sure....

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Grown Miss Muffet put “tuffet” on display
family quickly denounced her as a stray
       Muffet found bike rider
       who called himself Spider
 and, after curds, he and she sped a-whey

May 12, 2023
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but could have slippes
Ano There weigh
thats the wrong whey
any weigh
if you do impressions of imps
would that be impsimpressionistic
you now no
know now
ergolistically ixmed
P
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gravity_________me
wards wards...

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Bacteria flirting with enzymes,
co mingling every which way,
with friendly organisms that give birth
every time to curds and whey.
That's the miracle of life as seen through my eyes,
as I look down upon the cheese upon my fries....

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Heres a rilly lame limrick for ya-
Write hear I'll change the beet!
also I ain't bin usin end rime
An this old line is whey to long for a forth line.
Kin ya gess how many words was spellt rong?
hummm, is that fiv or sex lines I needs?

For P.D.'s "My Worst Poem Ever" Contest...

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Oh but it was such a glorious day
When the gods first took the curds from the whey!
Sprinkled some salt and a tincture of time
Aging the mix with a splash of enzyme
Giving to mortals what English call cheese
Pair it with wine and my palate agrees!












11.10.18...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to eat the curds and whey,
then the isty bisty spider
came and sat down beside her
and Jill ran away.
Then Jack got nimble
and Jack got quick
and called all the kings horses and men,
then he sat in the corner
and blew his horn,
and saw the cow jump out of the corn....

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Little Miss Muffet

             (Modern Version)

      Little Miss Muffit sat on her tushy
      Eating her curds and whey.
      A great big spider sat down beside her
      And was killed by a pesticide spray. 


      Barry Stebbings       
       18/6/2916

     (Not really in favour of killing spiders)...

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(A Children's Poem)

I see you
          little star
sidling up to the moon
          to steal a kiss
from off his brow.

I see you
          little star
twinkling in the sky
          winking at me
as you pass by.

I see you
          little star
gliding past milky whey
          on your way
down to where we are....

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thought that you would always be there
i thought that you would always care
whey did you leave
you put me in so much grief

you know i loved you
did you love me to
what happened to us
was there someone else

my heart has been torn out
i guess our love just wore out
you have forgotten about me
i guess i have to let you be...

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'Yond the fields 
      of golden whey 
 A mountains- grown 
      in grayish clay 
Near it's 'neath 
      a river flows 
On bedded rocks 
      green algae grows
 Catfish' treats- 
      a tasty bite 
They eat, they jump 
      into the night 
When morning's sun 
      begins to rise 
They jump again
      to catch 'em flies...

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Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffett away.

Now for the adult part.
My dad's favorite 

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her tuffett
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And said........
"MOVE OVER BABE!"...

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A picture paints a thousand words
A mighty sword 
A shield to match 
Upon this day 
Reward ; a velvet bag of golden whey 

On next she vallently rode 
With bow and arrow 
And might she strode

With nerve of steel and poise she stood
Her armour shone for all to see 

She shot her arrow on bended knee
Direct and quick it flew with speed
With heart and soul upon the deed ....

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Dear whey,
You have changed my life from the day we met
Our first date was great because I got you wet
First I poured water on you, didn’t like the taste
Ever since, I used milk to switch up the pace
At which I devoured  your nutritious goodness
We coalesce perfection, never a misunderstoodness
You are the cheese co-product of my dream
Protein, protein, wherefore art thou protein?
Sincerely, your drinker…...

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Whey faced and ashen
Trouser leg rolled up
Jagged shinbone jutting
With a ragged grin.
Words tumbling 
From a mouth
Shocked and numb
Sitting stiffbacked
In the dentist's window
Facing the street
Two women busy
Mothering the casualty
Until the ambulance.
Outside unrelenting
Lay the pavement
 On a freezing Friday
Ice glinting coldly
And unconcerned.
Inside an old  soldier
Never before
Brought low in battle....

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Three plump old biddy birds full of birdseed and whey
Sat on a limb spreading gossip and rumors that day
I heard she did this and he did that said Mrs. McVey.
They all had a story, about things crazy and gray.

One-upping each other on this nonsensical Tuesday.
Surely you have something better to do cawed a blue jay.
They took out their sling shots and forced him away.
I never should have married that fool said Mrs. McVey...

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If i wrote a thought that made those
that think that thought
just stop
Worried that my time is started
taking days
seconds at a
timed my every word
put rhubarb in just to be a bsurd
your country needs bsurd's
trickling a trickle of tickle
me nip
You late you late for an very important
yeah i know it should be a
butt sometimes
-------gets carried
a way a weigh a whey
weight wait to waif
away from all others
Cappuccino emergency room? see below
Later...

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