Short Warts Poems

Sports, sports, 
I love sports
About as much
As venereal warts....

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Joseph Heintz the younger
with a brush caused quite a stir
Painting Venice warts&all
with people large&small...

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Moving pictures
             one-by-one
animates.
Freeze-frame
             stills life,
with our warts 'n all...

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Poesy- Raul Moreno's Picture

Witchly warts, indeed
a rare find, carve out the seeds-
                                          Halloween horror!...

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I am as l am

Warts and all

Qualities , faults

I soar , l fall


Strength , weakness

I walk , l crawl

Mistakes , triumphs

I stumble , l stand tall...

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You'll never believe this thing I saw
It couldn't stop from flappin' its jaw
With warts poking thru its beard
My eyes permanently seared
Wait! it was only my mother-in-law...

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My son brought home an ugly old toad
And flushed him down our only comode
My wife didn't see him there
And it gave her quite a scare
She screamed out loud when it overflowed...

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Soft
focus
images-
society's
face
in 
detail-
stubble,warts an'
all

Hans Holbein the Younger 1497-1543

http://www.royalcollection.org.uk/eGallery/maker.asp?maker=12102...

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rose
             tinted 
         spectacles
  mask warts and all
    except I suppose
    the fine fragrance
           of an old
             english
                rose...

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My darling Bertha, all people agree
Is the ugliest= mutt they ever did see
She squeaks and she snorts
She has whiskers and warts
But she's the most charming of ladies to me

2/27/23...

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Sixty degrees today bring out your shorts
'Tis early this year, a great weather report
Soon need a big fan
Be as cool as we can
Go around in the nude but cover your warts...

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They say love is like peeing on your uniform
Everyone can see it but only you feel the warmth
It felt so good it did
When you were a kid
Nothing else mattered, not even your warts...

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I once met a lady from Killarney 
Her tendencies leaned toward the smarmy 
Wore the briefest of shorts 
Couldn’t hide her big warts 
But, she could handle the Irish army. 

Written April 5, 2021...

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   My gambler friend was addicted to sports
   He’d place bets on which golfer’d wear shorts
     He made tons of money
     Which pleased his sweet honey
   ‘Til one day he bet she’d break out in warts

...

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Wizardry in black dress
whips up cauldron of dread
warts, newts and black potions
whisks wildly on broomstick
with a dark, evil eye 
while cackling wickedly
woe to those who listen. 







9/19/2023...

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The warts are ugly
  the wrinkles deep

The flesh now sagging
  deprived of sleep

The eyesight failing
   the hearing gone

But words still call 
  —from tomorrow’s song

(Villanova Pennsylvania: June, 2016)...

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Witch in Salem, you see,
Needs spelling, tee hee,
Wizard held another,
Toad was his mother,
Witchy cast charms,
Warts on his arms,
Bald was his head,
Maidens did dread,
Pustules appeared, 
Grinning, witch feared!...

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often 
   called limning
 vitreous enamel
 painted on copper
or ivory
opaque,
 & gold
  to heighten effect 
of
ingenious illusion
 in
soft focus
images-

society's
face
in
detail-
stubble
  warts an'all
...

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Blue Gum (eucalyptus)

yes life is how you see it,
warts n all, so be it:)  
excellento no1
as johnson says blue gum (tree)
a positive write old son....
4 me...




re: Richard Palmer "A World of Laughs"

Don Johnson...

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The truth is dirty
The truth is real
You can switch it on
You can switch it off
On demand
Prepaid
Warts n all
Don't deny it 
Don't defy it
No no no
Grab hold of it
Make it your own 
Go with it
May it be
Strong in you....

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Not all on earth has great allure:
 Roaches, lice, bad eggs, manure.
 On dung hills, yet, spring forth sweet flowers.
 Therefore, ye wise, employ your powers
 to see the world as one great whole,
 its fairest face, its warts, an' all....

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The warts are ugly,
  the wrinkles deep

The flesh now sagging,
  deprived of sleep

The eyesight failing,
   with hearing gone

But words still call 
  —from tomorrow’s song

(Villanova Pennsylvania: June, 2016) 
    'From The Book Of Prayers'...

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Modesty
Of the naked truth
Hands
That hide
That truth
That hurts
One
Still try’s to shield
The honest truth
From eyes
That seek
To see
The truth
To remove
Those hands
To see oneself
Naked
Before all
Warts an all
How modest
The naked truth...

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v
            e
            r
            t
            i
            c
            a
            l

h o r i z o n t a l s

                    marks
second
thoughts
warts
              and all
one
element
on
                 a
                 study
wall...

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One fortune teller to another, “we’re going to have a hot summer”
The second one says “like the summer of 2092, that was a hummer?”
All wore metallic shorts
Special shields to cover our warts
Remember when girl robots showed their i-bums and had multitasking udders...

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