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My Gambler Friend

My gambler friend was addicted to sports He’d place bets on which golfer’d wear shorts He made tons of money Which pleased his sweet honey ‘Til one day he bet she’d break out in warts

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Suzanne Delaney

Date: 4/17/2024 4:27:00 AM

But she didn’t break out in warts So his gamble she thwarts And now she has honey’s money. LOL

David Fisher

Date: 4/10/2024 5:52:00 PM

Lol! And that was the last straw(warts backwards).

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/10/2024 8:13:00 PM

Ha, ha. What a great comment, David! Never looked at a 'straw' that way before. ~ Newly cross-eyed wart-hog

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 4/10/2024 4:25:00 PM

shame on him! Delightful Limerick, Gershon!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/10/2024 8:18:00 PM

What's a gambler to do, Sara?! lol. ~ Mr. Hollen Juan

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 4/10/2024 2:52:00 PM

Funny, and unforgivable. A delightful limerick anyhow.

John Lawless

Date: 4/10/2024 6:52:00 AM

as long as he doesn't buy her a broom and hat

Sara Kendrick

Date: 4/10/2024 3:05:00 AM

Oh!! Whoa!! Was did he win that bet? Creative way to go with this one. Sara K

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 4/10/2024 12:02:00 AM

His honey decided to have a bet - Thinking of the money she'd surely get - She got a surprise - When the warts arrived - Now she's forever in her hubbies debt….. Beryl