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A Swell Guy

This Christmas, hubby’s waistline has expanded quite a bit So much so that all his clothes simply do not fit I took him to the tailor, who looked a little prim I pointed at my man and said I want a suit for him He looked him up and down and when he spoke his tone was grim ‘Might I suggest a red one, with a nice white furry trim.’

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Date: 12/31/2020 10:46:00 AM
You married Bojo? Hau'oli Makahiki Hou! Aloha! Rico
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/31/2020 11:04:00 AM
I’m not sure Bojo is into blokes... cheers Rico, Terry
Date: 12/31/2020 1:52:00 AM
Haha, they're will be loads of Santas next year Terry. Where do i sign. Tom
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Date: 12/31/2020 4:11:00 AM
Sorry Tom, you’re about twenty places behind me in the queue. Cheers mate. Terry

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