A Swell Guy

This Christmas, hubby’s waistline has expanded quite a bit
So much so that all his clothes simply do not fit
I took him to the tailor, who looked a little prim
I pointed at my man and said I want a suit for him
He looked him up and down and when he spoke his tone was grim
‘Might I suggest a red one, with a nice white furry trim.’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Leffanta Avatar
December 31, 2020 at 10:46 AM
You married Bojo? Hau'oli Makahiki Hou! Aloha! Rico
Flood Avatar
December 31, 2020 at 11:04 AM
I’m not sure Bojo is into blokes... cheers Rico, Terry
Cunningham Avatar
December 31, 2020 at 1:52 AM
Haha, they're will be loads of Santas next year Terry. Where do i sign. Tom
Flood Avatar
December 31, 2020 at 4:11 AM
Sorry Tom, you’re about twenty places behind me in the queue. Cheers mate. Terry
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