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I'M Sexy and I Know It

He said I'm sexy, My waistline measures forty. I think he's hungry. Entry for Andrea's Itty Bitty Poetry Contest 3/30/2014 ** 3rd place Winner**

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Gordon Mcconnell

Date: 7/7/2021 12:56:00 AM

Good wit Aiyah, use of words quite insightful. Enjoyed this one!

William Gray

Date: 3/10/2015 8:00:00 AM

Loved this!. Straight and to the point, an immediate impact!. -Best Regards Aiyah!.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/10/2014 10:06:00 AM

I should add red tint to my avatar so you can see me blush.

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/10/2014 10:15:00 AM

lol... :'O))

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/10/2014 9:03:00 AM

Me again, I have a close friend who's wife is a woman of size and she is one of the sexiest women I know. It is all about attitude and the way a person carries themselves. So long as our bodies are healthy they are beautiful and we should enjoy their individual beauty.

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/10/2014 10:03:00 AM

yeah.. the ATTITUDE... now that I'm gaining some weights, I feel sexier!!! ..what more if it added a lot... lol... THE SEXIEST ME... :))) I love your idea towards sexiness,,, And you know what??...you look sexy on your avatar, Rick! ^_^

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/10/2014 8:54:00 AM

We can be fat, bald, dress poorly and still think we're sexy *lol* it's so much easier being a man. This was fun.

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/10/2014 10:00:00 AM

lol.. you are so sweet, Rick!! ... we can be anything ,in any ways...but the most sexy way that any one can be is .... when she/he is BOLD... lol!!! ...agree?!!! :"O)) Thanks again, dear.. ^_6

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 4/10/2014 8:57:00 AM

I had to reread this one I thought he was talking about his own waste line. I'm a bit slow today. Now this is even funnier. Bravo.

Mel Merrill

Date: 4/8/2014 1:25:00 AM

AiyH, Hi. Nicely done--made me lol. Hey, if you say you're sexy, I'll take your word for it. And hungry? Most men are. Ain't it a...you know what. Later, ;) Mel

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:48:00 AM

lol... Mel ..this one made me lol.. Thanks a lot, sweetie???... :'oO))

Darren Watson

Date: 4/7/2014 8:27:00 AM

He's got good taste , Even if he is hungry , Congratulations my friend .

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:47:00 AM

Hey Daz...thaNks a lot!!! you said it.. Lol :O'))

Nette Onclaud

Date: 4/6/2014 3:50:00 PM

way to go, aiyah.. love your sexy waistline, lol; sweet congrats and huggs

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:46:00 AM

Hi nette!!! ..wow... I'm so happy to see your comment, dear!!! ... And thank you !!!!:O))

Donna Jones

Date: 4/6/2014 7:40:00 AM

This made me smile....thanks...and much congratulations on your win

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:44:00 AM

ThaNk you ,Donna,, !!! I'm so glad that I touched your heart w/ this little thoughts of mine... '))

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 4/6/2014 6:12:00 AM

Congratulations on a fine win. I enjoyed the poem, Aiyah

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:43:00 AM

Hi Dr. Ram.. It's my honor to have your comment on my poem.,,, Thank you so much!! :o))

Abdulhafeez Oyewole

Date: 4/6/2014 5:28:00 AM

Awesome write and win!! Congrats!!!

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:40:00 AM

Thanks a lot, Abdulhafez! !! :'))

Kim Merryman

Date: 4/5/2014 8:34:00 PM

Cute senryu, Aiyah! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:38:00 AM

Hi Kim.. Thank you dear for this sweet message!! ,, :'))

Kelly Deschler

Date: 4/5/2014 4:51:00 PM

A very cute and fun poem. Nicely done, Aiyah! Congratulations on your win, as well!...Thank you so much for the kind congrats on my poem! :)

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:37:00 AM

Thank you for this sweet comment ,kelly!! ..this is one great message.. I appreciate your visit so much!! :o0)

Skat A

Date: 4/4/2014 9:14:00 PM

sweet win...SKAT

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:33:00 AM

hey sweetie, Skat! .. thanks a lot my girlfriend.. :'))

Joseph May

Date: 4/4/2014 9:05:00 PM

Congrats in your win Aiyah

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:32:00 AM

tHANks a lot, Joseph!! :o))

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/4/2014 5:30:00 PM

Hi Aiyah, this poem fits your new avatar,, and you know it.... Congrats.... xox~ Linda

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:30:00 AM

hey girlfriend... Thank you so much dear.. you are so sweet!! ..:"0) ...you bet... and you are too sexy than my avatar... look at that!! .. :o))

Theresa Stephens

Date: 4/4/2014 4:07:00 PM

Hi, Congrats on your win. There is fun and truth in this little gem. Well done Aiyah. Regards Theresa xx

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:25:00 AM

Thank you so much, theresa!!! :'))

Paul Callus

Date: 4/4/2014 11:05:00 AM

Hi AiyaH...just stopping by again to congratulate you on fine win. :) // paul

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/8/2014 7:22:00 AM

Hey Paul!! ..wow.. it's nice to see your comment, dude... ThaNks a Lot!!! :'))

Tim Smith

Date: 4/4/2014 10:04:00 AM

What a fabulous and fun poem Aiyah ....Congrats on your placement

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/6/2014 7:00:00 AM

Thanks a lot, Tim!! :'))

S.Jagathsimhan Nair

Date: 4/4/2014 8:38:00 AM

Congrats, AiyaH, Hungry or not, forty could be sexy,lol!!

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/4/2014 8:57:00 AM

yes ,Jagathsi... you are perfectly right!!! ..Sexiness has no numbers!!! ... it can comes from within... and it depends how you feel it and show it!!! ..thank you so much!!! ^__^

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 4/4/2014 6:06:00 AM

Wow !!! Great imagery !! Congrats AiyaH GREAT WIN !!

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/4/2014 8:15:00 AM

Oh ...Thank you so much, Dr. Upma for a great comment and visit on my poem... my honor.. !! ^__^

Tim Ryerson

Date: 4/4/2014 4:01:00 AM

I thinks you're sexy too...What's for dinner? I do believe this is the most hilarious and clever Senryu I've ever read. Congratulations are most definitely in order...

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/4/2014 8:07:00 AM

Hey Tim... I am sexy, and we know it!!! lol.... Heading towards that.. hope NOT!! :'((( ...still maintaining 26-28 waistline... ha ha... Thanks for dropping in, Good guy!!! :'))

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/4/2014 12:35:00 AM

this one just struck me as SO funny!!! And the last part can be taken in different ways. Awesome, girl!! Congrats in my contest.

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/4/2014 8:00:00 AM

Hi Andrea!! ..Thank you so much ,dear for a placement of my poem in your contest!! ..this is overwhelming,,, I'm so happy to be part of this awesome contest... THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! More power to you and to your upcoming contests... :O'))

Justin Bordner

Date: 4/3/2014 8:52:00 PM

I'm up for a feast! J.A.B.

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/4/2014 7:53:00 AM

lol J.A.B. ... I'm sexy and I know it.. haha.. Thank you for dropping in!! ..^__^

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/1/2014 11:58:00 AM

... He is on the breaking point --- :)))) / / / / / well done, AiyaH !!!! - Luck in contest!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Aiyah Torres
Date: 4/1/2014 12:37:00 PM

THANK YOU my dearest friend Anne... you're so sweet !! #_# .:0")