I'M Sexy and I Know It

He said I'm sexy,
My waistline measures forty.
I think he's hungry.


Entry for Andrea's Itty Bitty Poetry Contest
3/30/2014

** 3rd place Winner**
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Mcconnell Avatar
July 7, 2021 at 12:56 AM
Good wit Aiyah, use of words quite insightful. Enjoyed this one!
Gray Avatar
March 10, 2015 at 8:00 AM
Loved this!. Straight and to the point, an immediate impact!. -Best Regards Aiyah!.
Lamoureux Avatar
April 10, 2014 at 10:06 AM
I should add red tint to my avatar so you can see me blush.
Torres Avatar
April 10, 2014 at 10:15 AM
lol... :'O))
Lamoureux Avatar
April 10, 2014 at 9:03 AM
Me again, I have a close friend who's wife is a woman of size and she is one of the sexiest women I know. It is all about attitude and the way a person carries themselves. So long as our bodies are healthy they are beautiful and we should enjoy their individual beauty.
Torres Avatar
April 10, 2014 at 10:03 AM
yeah.. the ATTITUDE... now that I'm gaining some weights, I feel sexier!!! ..what more if it added a lot... lol... THE SEXIEST ME... :))) I love your idea towards sexiness,,, And you know what??...you look sexy on your avatar, Rick! ^_^
Lamoureux Avatar
April 10, 2014 at 8:54 AM
We can be fat, bald, dress poorly and still think we're sexy *lol* it's so much easier being a man. This was fun.
Torres Avatar
April 10, 2014 at 10:00 AM
lol.. you are so sweet, Rick!! ... we can be anything ,in any ways...but the most sexy way that any one can be is .... when she/he is BOLD... lol!!! ...agree?!!! :"O)) Thanks again, dear.. ^_6
Lamoureux Avatar
April 10, 2014 at 8:57 AM
I had to reread this one I thought he was talking about his own waste line. I'm a bit slow today. Now this is even funnier. Bravo.
Merrill Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 1:25 AM
AiyH, Hi. Nicely done--made me lol. Hey, if you say you're sexy, I'll take your word for it. And hungry? Most men are. Ain't it a...you know what. Later, ;) Mel
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:48 AM
lol... Mel ..this one made me lol.. Thanks a lot, sweetie???... :'oO))
Watson Avatar
April 7, 2014 at 8:27 AM
He's got good taste , Even if he is hungry , Congratulations my friend .
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:47 AM
Hey Daz...thaNks a lot!!! you said it.. Lol :O'))
Onclaud Avatar
April 6, 2014 at 3:50 PM
way to go, aiyah.. love your sexy waistline, lol; sweet congrats and huggs
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:46 AM
Hi nette!!! ..wow... I'm so happy to see your comment, dear!!! ... And thank you !!!!:O))
Jones Avatar
April 6, 2014 at 7:40 AM
This made me smile....thanks...and much congratulations on your win
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:44 AM
ThaNk you ,Donna,, !!! I'm so glad that I touched your heart w/ this little thoughts of mine... '))
Mehta Avatar
April 6, 2014 at 6:12 AM
Congratulations on a fine win. I enjoyed the poem, Aiyah
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:43 AM
Hi Dr. Ram.. It's my honor to have your comment on my poem.,,, Thank you so much!! :o))
Oyewole Avatar
April 6, 2014 at 5:28 AM
Awesome write and win!! Congrats!!!
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:40 AM
Thanks a lot, Abdulhafez! !! :'))
Merryman Avatar
April 5, 2014 at 8:34 PM
Cute senryu, Aiyah! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:38 AM
Hi Kim.. Thank you dear for this sweet message!! ,, :'))
Deschler Avatar
April 5, 2014 at 4:51 PM
A very cute and fun poem. Nicely done, Aiyah! Congratulations on your win, as well!...Thank you so much for the kind congrats on my poem! :)
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:37 AM
Thank you for this sweet comment ,kelly!! ..this is one great message.. I appreciate your visit so much!! :o0)
A  Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 9:14 PM
sweet win...SKAT
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:33 AM
hey sweetie, Skat! .. thanks a lot my girlfriend.. :'))
May Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 9:05 PM
Congrats in your win Aiyah
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:32 AM
tHANks a lot, Joseph!! :o))
A   Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 5:30 PM
Hi Aiyah, this poem fits your new avatar,, and you know it.... Congrats.... xox~ Linda
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:30 AM
hey girlfriend... Thank you so much dear.. you are so sweet!! ..:"0) ...you bet... and you are too sexy than my avatar... look at that!! .. :o))
Stephens Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 4:07 PM
Hi, Congrats on your win. There is fun and truth in this little gem. Well done Aiyah. Regards Theresa xx
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:25 AM
Thank you so much, theresa!!! :'))
Callus Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 11:05 AM
Hi AiyaH...just stopping by again to congratulate you on fine win. :) // paul
Torres Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 7:22 AM
Hey Paul!! ..wow.. it's nice to see your comment, dude... ThaNks a Lot!!! :'))
Smith Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 10:04 AM
What a fabulous and fun poem Aiyah ....Congrats on your placement
Torres Avatar
April 6, 2014 at 7:00 AM
Thanks a lot, Tim!! :'))
Nair Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 8:38 AM
Congrats, AiyaH, Hungry or not, forty could be sexy,lol!!
Torres Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 8:57 AM
yes ,Jagathsi... you are perfectly right!!! ..Sexiness has no numbers!!! ... it can comes from within... and it depends how you feel it and show it!!! ..thank you so much!!! ^__^
A. Sharma Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 6:06 AM
Wow !!! Great imagery !! Congrats AiyaH GREAT WIN !!
Torres Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 8:15 AM
Oh ...Thank you so much, Dr. Upma for a great comment and visit on my poem... my honor.. !! ^__^
Ryerson Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 4:01 AM
I thinks you're sexy too...What's for dinner? I do believe this is the most hilarious and clever Senryu I've ever read. Congratulations are most definitely in order...
Torres Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 8:07 AM
Hey Tim... I am sexy, and we know it!!! lol.... Heading towards that.. hope NOT!! :'((( ...still maintaining 26-28 waistline... ha ha... Thanks for dropping in, Good guy!!! :'))
Dietrich Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 12:35 AM
this one just struck me as SO funny!!! And the last part can be taken in different ways. Awesome, girl!! Congrats in my contest.
Torres Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 8:00 AM
Hi Andrea!! ..Thank you so much ,dear for a placement of my poem in your contest!! ..this is overwhelming,,, I'm so happy to be part of this awesome contest... THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! More power to you and to your upcoming contests... :O'))
Bordner Avatar
April 3, 2014 at 8:52 PM
I'm up for a feast! J.A.B.
Torres Avatar
April 4, 2014 at 7:53 AM
lol J.A.B. ... I'm sexy and I know it.. haha.. Thank you for dropping in!! ..^__^
Andresen Avatar
April 1, 2014 at 11:58 AM
... He is on the breaking point --- :)))) / / / / / well done, AiyaH !!!! - Luck in contest!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
Torres Avatar
April 1, 2014 at 12:37 PM
THANK YOU my dearest friend Anne... you're so sweet !! #_# .:0")
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