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life with Trump XIX

This is meant to be read with a French accent to aid the rhyme scheme: WikiLeaks has tapes with Assange Where Donald asks Vlad to arrange More Russian hookers Who are the best lookers To pee and tint Trump’s hair orange Author's note: His die hard supporters should be required to die their hair orange too. At least that would be funny.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 5/21/2017 7:55:00 PM
I see you have your humor going here. Haven't seen you in a while. Hope everything is ok with you :)
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 5/24/2017 6:42:00 AM
Yes, thanks, I am well. The stars have aligned to try to keep me off--website crash while I am logged in. That didn't give me very good vibes. Thank-you very much. I was told orange is something that can't be rhymed, so I took it as a challenge to prove them wrong.
Date: 3/25/2017 2:10:00 PM
I dislike everything about him and everything he stands for. We need less selfishness and more people like you in this world. I can't understand how anyone could possibly like this man. He probably thinks he is god's greatest gift to humanity. It's strange.
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/25/2017 2:12:00 PM
This is for you--Broken Wings. The man should spend some time in a poor neighborhood and learn what it means to have to make ends meet.
Date: 3/25/2017 11:54:00 AM
Duke, great limerick as usual, I just hate that hair too, does the millionaire not have a mirror?
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/25/2017 2:11:00 PM
Your reply is above. I am so upset that I entered text in the wrong box.
Date: 3/9/2017 9:35:00 PM
...in case I forgot to rate that here again :o
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/20/2017 7:24:00 PM
No problemo! you are too funny!!!!!
Date: 3/9/2017 9:34:00 PM
Lol! My bellow just woke up the house 7 for that! And please read my "in god we trust" I thought of you ;)
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/20/2017 7:24:00 PM
You are most kind. I will go read that poem right now.