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Life With Trump Xix

This is meant to be read with a French accent to aid the rhyme scheme:

WikiLeaks has tapes with Assange
Where Donald asks Vlad to arrange 
More Russian hookers
Who are the best lookers
To pee and tint Trump’s hair orange


Author's note: His die hard supporters should be required to die their hair orange too. At least that would be funny.

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Debbie Duncan

Date: 5/21/2017 7:55:00 PM

I see you have your humor going here. Haven't seen you in a while. Hope everything is ok with you :)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 5/24/2017 6:42:00 AM

Yes, thanks, I am well. The stars have aligned to try to keep me off--website crash while I am logged in. That didn't give me very good vibes. Thank-you very much. I was told orange is something that can't be rhymed, so I took it as a challenge to prove them wrong.

Duke Beaufort

Date: 3/25/2017 2:10:00 PM

I dislike everything about him and everything he stands for. We need less selfishness and more people like you in this world. I can't understand how anyone could possibly like this man. He probably thinks he is god's greatest gift to humanity. It's strange.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/25/2017 2:12:00 PM

This is for you--Broken Wings. The man should spend some time in a poor neighborhood and learn what it means to have to make ends meet.