Duke Beaufort Poet Limerick

Life With Trump Xix

This is meant to be read with a French accent to aid the rhyme scheme:

WikiLeaks has tapes with Assange
Where Donald asks Vlad to arrange 
More Russian hookers
Who are the best lookers
To pee and tint Trump’s hair orange


Author's note: His die hard supporters should be required to die their hair orange too. At least that would be funny.

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Debbie Duncan May 21, 2017 at 7:55 PM I see you have your humor going here. Haven't seen you in a while. Hope everything is ok with you :) Duke Beaufort May 24, 2017 at 6:42 AM Yes, thanks, I am well. The stars have aligned to try to keep me off--website crash while I am logged in. That didn't give me very good vibes. Thank-you very much. I was told orange is something that can't be rhymed, so I took it as a challenge to prove them wrong.

Duke Beaufort March 25, 2017 at 2:10 PM I dislike everything about him and everything he stands for. We need less selfishness and more people like you in this world. I can't understand how anyone could possibly like this man. He probably thinks he is god's greatest gift to humanity. It's strange. Duke Beaufort March 25, 2017 at 2:12 PM This is for you--Broken Wings. The man should spend some time in a poor neighborhood and learn what it means to have to make ends meet.

Constance La France March 25, 2017 at 11:54 AM Duke, great limerick as usual, I just hate that hair too, does the millionaire not have a mirror? Duke Beaufort March 25, 2017 at 2:11 PM Your reply is above. I am so upset that I entered text in the wrong box.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart March 9, 2017 at 9:35 PM ...in case I forgot to rate that here again :o Duke Beaufort March 20, 2017 at 7:24 PM No problemo! you are too funny!!!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart March 9, 2017 at 9:34 PM Lol! My bellow just woke up the house 7 for that! And please read my "in god we trust" I thought of you ;) Duke Beaufort March 20, 2017 at 7:24 PM You are most kind. I will go read that poem right now.