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Hootin' and Tootin'

Little Vlad Putin was blowin' his horn The owls in the trees were hootin’ After a dinner of pork 'n beans with corn Vlad's other horn was really a-tootin’

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/2/2022 11:13:00 AM

I bet it was!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/2/2022 11:51:00 AM

When Putin really gets going, then he's a Toot-si-roll!

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 4/29/2022 6:52:00 AM

Drowning as Tom suggests sounds too kind, perhaps hung drawn and quartered, by some of the relations of the ones who lost children and grandchildren. Nicely penned Gershon Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/2/2022 11:53:00 AM

Revenge isn't all it's blown up to be... I remember when they hung Adolf Eichmann, who carried out Hitler's concentration camp plans, gassing 6,000,000 Jews among others. It felt kind of empty.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/28/2022 10:11:00 PM

And sadly that scumbag grew up to be despot and went to Syria and Ukraine a shootin. That dog should have been drowned at birth. Grrrr. Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/2/2022 11:54:00 AM

Tom, did you call Putin a dog?! The proper Russian is sobaka! Did you call him a 'scumbag.' The proper Russian is 'baggy-scum.' lol.