Short Unzipped Poems
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I was sipping a cup of tea
When a buxom blonde winked at me
To further my chance
I unzipped my pants
Who knew cops have handcuffs for three?
He thought that it was handy
Locking lips with whom he thought was Brandy
He unzipped his fly
To get a quick high
Got candy, from a guy name Randy
The pocketbook
Thrown upon
The car seat
Hangs precariously
Unzipped
First attempt at
Gogyohka
Haven't a clue if correct
Oops! Sue found me behind a tree,
I said I really had to p**,
so I unzipped my fly
as a cold wind blew by,
Sue laughed - there was not much to see!
Love’s emphatic sigh
Complete with warm air and wind
Saying I love you
Entrant into Nancy Jones' "Unzipped Lips" contest
5/16/2012
smell of the ocean
sand in between my toes
laughter of toddlers
colorful umbrellas
i watch an old man eat a sandwich
His fly is unzipped
no one cares
it is summer
Poor Nog Rafi had a funny habit
Unzipped his pants and out came a rabbit
This really wouldn't do
For the monks in his pew
You see ~ Rafi was their new head abbot
Clyde yearned for a kiss 'neath the mistletoe
But not a gal took notice of his woe
The ladies just tittered
As by him they skittered
His fly was unzipped and ALL was aglow
Pardon me, sir
But your fly is unzipped
Deeply offended
The ‘sir’ offered
To sock me in the lip
I responded in kind
We swung at the same time
Bottom line ~
Our teeth now
Like ‘pearls dipped in swine’
He deserved all our votes and said why,
But attention was drawn to his fly;
He'd left it unzipped,
So one voter quipped,
"If you can't manage that, then goodbye."
November 1, 2022
A Funny Limerick-Make Me Laugh Contest
Tania Kitchin, sponsor
counted by howmanysyllables.com
When a mound of frost ruined car’s wire
The iced frost drenched a winter’s attire
My jacket, this frost all stripped--
Butt naked as frost unzipped
Pants off I gasped, frost sunk in the mire!
Same Word Winter Limerick
Charles Messina's Contest 1/09/2019
I got ripped
Then I tripped
Not the one you call a stumble
Read the script
Then I flipped
We were headed for a rumble
First I kicked
And got nicked
My mind was in a jumble
She was red lipped
And unzipped
She took me for a tumble
She was a Pict
That I picked
An ancient kind of people
Form:
I
Got lost
Wandering
Around at night
Fearless of all harm
With innocence I smiled
At a stranger saying hi.
He stopped me by his gaze, I smiled
Then he unzipped his pants, I still smiled
He looked around for eyes, no one was there
Devilishly smiling, he turned to me, I blushed
“Sir, peeing on streets is impolite." He turned away.
Scares me,
this loop of haunting love;
What will it really be?
Part black crow part white dove
fire burns absolutely;
Brooding;
I need to say goodbye,
unwanted fears crowning;
Buried horrors are sly
on a slow drip weeping;
Bad dreams,
toxic smoke wakes me up;
My mind goes to extremes
showing crazy closeup;
Unzipped disastrous themes.
Uncoloured
Untailored
Unzipped
Untied
Unmasked
Untangled
I am unidentified, for no-one can claim to know the depth of my well.
I am no coloured frame of happiness.
I am no tailored garment.
I am not a zipped up pants
I am not a perfectly tied up ponytail.
I am masked with flaws yes.
I am untangling myself from a deeper web.
I am too uncoloured to fit.
This plate of holiday baking you did bring by
was really kind
I unzipped the zip lock
to get inside
cookies and brownies
and bread of banana
but what was a surprise especially so
was to discover you know
I am
a lover
of corner cut smaller pieces
and cookies of extra crunch
and the ends of the breads
sometimes quite dry
are okay too
happy holidays as well to you!
He loosens his tie,
as the power of lust
struggles to choke him.
He stares at the bathroom door,
as though a part of his soul
is locked there.
Sounds that make his body sweat,
and natural pillar stand firm
are emanating from the bathroom;
sound of a dress being unzipped,
sound of the dress gently falling
on the floor,
sound of the steamy shower,
sound of her singing......
Date: 08/09/2015
and the Bishop he recanted,
and the pumpkin watchers, chanted,
an orange hue like planted,
where the piles of bones,
were granted , a burial in the night,
and the Warlock in his death grip,
from skeleton fingers slipped,
then the spark of life unzipped,
and he sprang up shouting Elvis,
and he rocked on out of sight,
like a froggy frats delight,
demonic just not quite...
re Russell Sivey "Warlock's Demise"
Don
"Ravished"
Soft soliloquays
whispered to an
undressed screen
the romance of it all
fever ridden
sent zipped
and unzipped
sensually
feather light
precocious tongues
in cheek checked
tickling ryhmes
let your fingers
do the walking
like long legs
wrapped around
hearts saddled
like hors d’oevres
devils on horseback
sauced, sent,
ravished
(LadyLabyrinth / 2023)
I feel you in the trees that, dance in the wind.
I hear you whisper, in their leaves.
Encrypted secrets shared, with we who listen, with our soul.
From my soul to your soul;
unzipped code in the wind;
sorted by the leaves.
The material world entraps all souls;
trees awakened by chanting winds,
will speak with their leaves.
Trees tell the wind, with leaf voices;
whom are the worthiest souls.
Traversing atopia
I am touching your belly button,
to find the remains
of ancient connectivity.
Was that good-
asking for a nasal approach
to the golden incense
of a sleeping Buddha ?
The faith crumbles at
the feet of a groping figure.
A falcon tears away the pink
globe, drinking the falling nectar.
Unzipped, a Venus now opens
the secret of a murder. The
dismembered parts were strewn
around over the surface of moon.
Satish Verma
A perky woman stepped inside
The elevator car.
I’d never seen her, so her words
To me were quite bizarre.
She turned her back to me and asked
(Formalities she’d skipped)
If I would help her out because
Her dress was not quite zipped.
Of course, I hastened to comply –
I guess she couldn’t reach –
But in the rules of etiquette,
I think this was a breach.
For asking someone’s help to dress
Seems much more apropos
If assistance comes from somebody
You actually know!
Keep it Zipped
By Tom
10-5-2019
Things told in confidence should be held tight lipped,
Communicating it to one friend it routinely grows.
But sometimes our lips just seem to come unzipped,
it goes friend to friend until everyone knows.
So if you have things you’re just dying to tell,
Please don’t approach me with a thought to plant.
Just so I don’t leave you with doubts to dispel,
“I can keep a secret its those I tell it to who can’t.”
There was peace
without scapegoats.
It was a monopoly. A prelude to a kiss
of insanity. Unzipped between foibles
and forte lies the sanity.
The path will know the sex
sans flowers.
That was the outer side of
fence in the cattle shed, where
the panther had left the half-chewed
leg of a young girl. The naked
model denies the sanctity
and starts talking aloud about the
flying insects.
It was worthless
the travesty of truth. Everybody
wants a share in mining.
Satish Verma
i'm Irish
but mine aren't
uilleann having
no bellows
but having
to blow me
up
licking her lips
she took shaft
in hand
and
began
playing
me
at first
a simple
moaning
drone
came
from
me
then
delicately
she started
to finger
notes
coming from
me
in an
orgasmic
sound the
highlands
resounded
in murmmering
music
but today
she also
had a little
death
when she
saw
me
i had
shaved
and so
unzipped
she found
a naked
bagatelle
Form: