Short Unzipped Poems

hate
trying to
attain
anger

drinking
trying to
attain
drunk

standing
unzipped
before
a urinal...

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I was sipping a cup of tea
When a buxom blonde winked at me
To further my chance
I unzipped my pants
Who knew cops have handcuffs for three?...

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He thought that it was handy
Locking lips with whom he thought was Brandy
He unzipped his fly
To get a quick high
Got candy, from a guy name Randy...

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The pocketbook
Thrown upon
The car seat
Hangs precariously
Unzipped  


First attempt at 
Gogyohka
Haven't a clue if correct...

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Oops! Sue found me behind a tree,
I said I really had to p**,
so I unzipped my fly
as a cold wind blew by,
Sue laughed - there was not much to see!...

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Love’s emphatic sigh
Complete with warm air and wind
Saying I love you

Entrant into Nancy Jones' "Unzipped Lips" contest

5/16/2012...

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smell of the ocean
sand in between my toes
laughter of toddlers
colorful umbrellas
i watch an old man eat a sandwich
His fly is unzipped
no one cares
it is summer...

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Poor Nog Rafi had a funny habit
Unzipped his pants and out came a rabbit
   This really wouldn't do
   For the monks in his pew
You see ~ Rafi was their new head abbot...

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Clyde yearned for a kiss 'neath the mistletoe

   But not a gal took notice of his woe

      The ladies just twittered

         As by him they skittered

            His fly was unzipped and ALL was aglow...

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     Pardon me, sir
       But your fly is unzipped

    Deeply offended 
       The ‘sir’ offered 
    To sock me in the lip 

     I responded in kind 
        We swung at the same time 

     Bottom line ~
        Our teeth now 
     Like ‘pearls dipped in swine’
...

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He deserved all our votes and said why,
But attention was drawn to his fly;
He'd left it unzipped,
So one voter quipped,
"If you can't manage that, then goodbye."



November 1, 2022
A Funny Limerick-Make Me Laugh Contest
Tania Kitchin, sponsor

counted by howmanysyllables.com...

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When a mound of frost ruined car’s wire

The iced frost drenched a winter’s attire

My  jacket, this frost all stripped--

Butt naked as frost unzipped

Pants off I gasped, frost sunk in the mire!



Same Word Winter Limerick 
Charles Messina's Contest    1/09/2019...

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I got ripped
Then I tripped 
Not the one you call a stumble

Read the script
Then I flipped
We were headed for a rumble

First I kicked
And got nicked
My mind was in a jumble

She was red lipped
And unzipped
She took me for a tumble

She was a Pict
That I picked
An ancient kind of people...

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I
Got lost
Wandering
Around at night
Fearless of all harm
With innocence I smiled
At a stranger saying hi.
He stopped me by his gaze, I smiled
Then he unzipped his pants, I still smiled
He looked around for eyes, no one was there
Devilishly smiling, he turned to me, I blushed
“Sir, peeing on streets is impolite." He turned away....

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Scares me,
this loop of haunting love;
What will it really be? 
Part black crow part white dove 
fire burns absolutely;

Brooding;
I need to say goodbye,
unwanted fears crowning;
Buried horrors are sly
on a slow drip weeping; 

Bad dreams,
toxic smoke wakes me up;
My mind goes to extremes
showing crazy closeup;
Unzipped disastrous themes....

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Uncoloured
Untailored
Unzipped
Untied
Unmasked
Untangled

I am unidentified, for no-one can claim to know the depth of my well.
I am no coloured frame of happiness.
I am no tailored garment.
I am not a zipped up pants
I am not a perfectly tied up ponytail.
I am masked with flaws yes.
I am untangling myself from a deeper web.

I am too uncoloured to fit....

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This plate of holiday baking you did bring by 
was really kind 
I unzipped the zip lock
to get inside
cookies and brownies
and bread of banana
but what was a surprise especially so
was to discover you know
I am
a lover
of corner cut smaller pieces
and cookies of extra crunch
and the ends of the breads
sometimes quite dry
are okay too

happy holidays as well to you!...

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He loosens his tie,
as the power of lust
struggles to choke him.

He stares at the bathroom door,
as though a part of his soul
is locked there.

Sounds that make his body sweat,
and natural pillar stand firm
are emanating from the bathroom;
sound of a dress being unzipped,
sound of the dress gently falling
on the floor,
sound of the steamy shower,
sound of her singing......



Date: 08/09/2015...

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and the Bishop he recanted,
and the pumpkin watchers,  chanted,
an orange hue like planted,
where the piles of bones,
were granted , a burial in the night,
and the Warlock in his death grip,
from skeleton fingers slipped,
then the spark of life unzipped,
and he sprang up shouting Elvis,
and he rocked on out of sight,
like a froggy frats delight,
demonic just not quite...

re Russell Sivey "Warlock's Demise"
Don...

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"Ravished"

Soft soliloquays 
whispered to an 
undressed screen 
the romance of it all
fever ridden 
sent zipped 
and unzipped 
sensually 
feather light
precocious tongues
in cheek checked
tickling ryhmes
let your fingers 
do the walking 
like long legs 
wrapped around 
hearts saddled 
like hors d’oevres
devils on horseback
sauced, sent,
ravished

(LadyLabyrinth / 2023)
...

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I feel you in the trees that, dance in the wind.
I hear you whisper, in their leaves.
Encrypted secrets shared, with we who listen, with our soul.

From my soul to your soul;
unzipped code in the wind; 
sorted by the leaves.

The material world entraps all souls;
trees awakened by chanting winds, 
will speak with their leaves.

Trees tell the wind, with leaf voices;
whom are the worthiest souls.
...

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Traversing atopia
I am touching your belly button,
to find the remains
of ancient connectivity.

Was that good-
asking for a nasal approach
to the golden incense
of a sleeping Buddha ?

The faith crumbles at 
the feet of a groping figure.
A falcon tears away the pink
globe, drinking the falling nectar.

Unzipped, a Venus now opens
the secret of a murder. The 
dismembered parts were strewn
around over the surface of moon.


Satish Verma...

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A perky woman stepped inside
The elevator car.
I’d never seen her, so her words
To me were quite bizarre.

She turned her back to me and asked
(Formalities she’d skipped)
If I would help her out because
Her dress was not quite zipped.

Of course, I hastened to comply – 
I guess she couldn’t reach – 
But in the rules of etiquette,
I think this was a breach.

For asking someone’s help to dress
Seems much more apropos
If assistance comes from somebody
You actually know!...

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Keep it Zipped
By Tom
10-5-2019

Things told in confidence should be held tight lipped,
Communicating it to one friend it routinely grows.
But sometimes our lips just seem to come unzipped,
it goes friend to friend until everyone knows.

So if you have things you’re just dying to tell,
Please don’t approach me with a thought to plant.
Just so I don’t leave you with doubts to dispel,
“I can keep a secret its those I tell it to who can’t.”
...

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There was peace
without scapegoats.
It was a monopoly. A prelude to a kiss
of insanity. Unzipped between foibles
and forte lies the sanity.
The path will know the sex
sans flowers.

That was the outer side of
fence in the cattle shed, where
the panther had left the half-chewed
leg of a young girl. The naked
model denies the sanctity
and starts talking aloud about the
flying insects.

It was worthless
the travesty of truth. Everybody
wants a share in mining.


Satish Verma...

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