CLYDE'S FRUSTRATION

Clyde yearned for a kiss 'neath the mistletoe

   But not a gal took notice of his woe

      The ladies just tittered

         As by him they skittered

            His fly was unzipped and ALL was aglow
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Dietrich Avatar
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Good one, Bob. Big congrats and happy new year
Kendrick Avatar
December 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Congratulations on your work being on the winners' list in Tania's limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K
Kitchin Avatar
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Bob, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limerick.
Hinshaw Avatar
December 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Thank you, Tania, for considering my entry worthy of a First Place win! Happy New Year and I look forward to participating in more of your challening contests! - Bob H
Canerdy Avatar
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Oh, my! Good one, Robert. CONGRATS! Janice
Hinshaw Avatar
December 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Thank you, Janice - glad you enjoyed. Happy New Year - Bob H
Bauer Avatar
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
ha! very funny, bob! this is both naughty and nice! wishing you a very happy holiday season...
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