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I was sipping a cup of tea
When a buxom blonde winked at me
To further my chance
I unzipped my pants
Who knew cops have handcuffs for three?
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Kamoonpuri Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 11:44 PM
Ooh naughty limerick, caught red handed he he for fun. Fun rhyming too. Kudos! <<<<<<<>>>>>>>^^^^^^^>>>>><<<<<<<< Plz read and comment my newest poem too.
Dietrich Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 9:03 PM
hahaha. naughty indeed
George Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 7:12 PM
This is too naughty.... ! :)
Bauer Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 6:00 PM
ha! another classic, rico! thanks for the grin...
Baker Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 5:48 PM
Ouch, limericks can get you where it hurts. Bill
Evans Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 4:48 PM
HA-ha-ha... love this one.... naughty, naughty...
Rose  Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 3:14 PM
You kinky one, :)
Allison Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 12:39 PM
hahaha love it xx
Roper Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 12:15 PM
hahaha.... 123 handcuffs.. got caught with your pants down.
De Beaulieu Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 11:53 AM
Hello Rico, the policemen always get their man caught. Police men are clever to catch the victim doing harm. Aloha!
Hankins Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 11:04 AM
Ha! This is so funny, Rico. If I unzipped my pants, I'm afraid she would have run the other way! Hmmm...perhaps she did for you, too. Never get fresh with a policewoman!
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