Short Uncouth Poems

Comrade Bernie
Like Bert and Ernie
    Appeals to youth --
    Angry, quirky, uncouth...

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He knew her well in his youth.
She was refined, he uncouth.
Maiden so fair
now see her there
drowning in his gin/vermouth...

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I went to the dentist today,
And the fee that I had to pay,
For one little tooth,
Was highly uncouth.
It's highway robbery, I say!

7/18/13...

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Joe Slick got wealthy as a liar.   
He offered his services for hire. 
He could twist the truth
with a skill uncouth.
Politicians were his buyer....

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The most powerful woman in a home
Understands her right to live her truth.
Her fantasies include a garden gnome
A little gritty, sassy, and uncouth....

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I often make writes about truths
Some being mocked; without ruth
If I decide not to bother?
Leave my sisters and brothers
Will I be then a bore? And uncouth?...

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Buried deep in psychosis it rotted
All the while it schemed and it plotted
   When faced with the truth
   Its responses uncouth
The nature of it had been spotted...

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I had a phonograph and it did stick		
Just at the arrival of old St. Nick
	He declared it uncouth
	And replaced with Bluetooth
Then asserted “This is my bailiwick!”...

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Would you rather be either very uncouth or untrue,
When having not yet realizing whom secretly rues,
While you are trying oh so hard above all else to rule the roost?...

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Today my hair had a mind of its own,
being in the static electricity zone,
put in some mousse,
still looked uncouth,
walking around like an Alfalfa clone.






11-17-16...

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Tongue; in Valetudinary STATE.
For Barbarous and Flagitious
Portance is very Bedraggled;
A-be-ce-dar-ians,
or the Adroitly,
are ALLERGIC
to Crass and 
Uncouth
LIPS.


Pace, G
04-22-2012...

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Nothing more powerful
than speaking the truth  
Pangs of deception
beguile uncouth  
Spoken immortal
knighted profound
Today and tomorrow
—veracity crowned

(Dreamsleep: July, 2023)...

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Holy writ - Inspired script,
Psalms divine and witty,
Fills the righteous with pearly mirth
And promises wrath to the uncouth,
Taught me aphorisms pithy-
And guides me along the right paths!...

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Oh weary grows my heart, my heart of fickle dames
who troth eternal love, yet o'er night die the flames.
A year not even shined upon our ever vows
uncouth became to you, strange and foreign am now....

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Do you like what I’ve written forsooth?
What you say can be couth or uncouth.
I just want your impression.
I support free expression.
Just don't tell me the whole ugly truth....

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Uncouth In Kissing Booth

Trump was out of control and uncouth;
Grabbed women's anatomy in kissing booth;
He was one;
Had overdone
His screws are loose and so is each tooth.

Be prepared for fallout.

Jim Horn...

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Though many times Cletus O'Toole was somewhat uncouth,
He could always be relied upon to tell the truth.

No better legacy to his progeny could he bequeath,
Than that of, "Truer words were never spoken thru falser teeth!"...

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A Sense Of Emptiness - Broken Wings

uncouth butterflies traipse
arduous treks at a colorless pace, 
as broken vessels detour
unwelcomed, roaming cure
forsaking loves allure 
heartaches fulfilling sorrows darkest space....

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Believe it or not this is the absolute truth
And I'm not into drinking gin and vermouth
Heard through the grapevine
Ladies parts are divine
For ogling, but unwanted touching is uncouth


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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There was once an old spinster named Ruth

    Who was renowned for stretching the truth

       "Tho' many young swains wooed me,

            I could have married" said she,

                "But found them lecherous and uncouth!"...

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The light appears
Behind rare scene
Seer astounds

Greatest of sight
Of light bouncing
Come bright colors

Placed over truth
Light proof inside
Uncouth passing

Russell Sivey

Entrant into nette onclaud's "** THAN-BAUK A TWILIGHT" contest

4/11/2012...

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As I search for that perfect love
that I knew certainly in youth,

it seems there's not much I'm above
as I search for that perfect love.

I'm needy, desperate and forget
it's not okay to act uncouth

as I search for that perfect love.
THAT I knew certainly in youth....

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Look at him and see  that he's determined
To win the glories now denied;
See his zeal and study his will,
It is the highest satisfaction he wants to feel.

Father of all and the Author of Truth,
Look towards him with merciful favor,
And guard him from those uncouth,
And bless his every toil and endeavor....

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reprehensible 
         his unwanted advances ~
man of bad repute 

uncouth behavior 
          sexual harassment ~
cat-calling women 

brings shame upon self 
          needs attitude adjustment ~ 
simply obnoxious...

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Helen had a teddy bear’s hat of blue 
She had a teddy bear’s scarf
I bet her underwear is full of bears too
Said an uncouth guy name of Barf

I have regular white panties today
She said primly in a not very nice way
Irritated that is what he did say
Barf and she never got along at all after that day...

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