Short Udder Poems
Short Udder Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Udder by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Udder by length and keyword.
One Thing Or the Udder
The milk at the farm stand is udderly delicious....
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Categories:
udder, humor,
Form:
Monoku
The Morning In the Milk
the cow sucking at
the sun fondling the udder
morning in the milk
April 26, 2018...
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Categories:
udder, morning,
Form:
Haiku
Cat In Da Hat
Our cat in the hat will be ok, For our pretty chillin's we must pray, We want it round the udder whey, We want back our baby dolls...ok...
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Categories:
udder, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Palm Sundae
A Milk Maid on McDonald's Farm
Incited a sense of alarm
Her grip on an udder
Made all the men shudder
And that was just part of her charm!...
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Categories:
udder, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Big Apple Eve
I pictured her milking an udder
And it made my whole body shudder
Then mum piped up,
"Forget her, pup!
She's bound to be some buddy's mudder!"...
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Categories:
udder, humor, new york,
Form:
Limerick
The Ultimatum
She loved milk straight from the cows teat
It gave her boyfriend Juan a shudder
The ultimatum he voiced was clear
It has to be Juan or the udder!...
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Categories:
udder, addiction, animal, boyfriend, girlfriend, word play,
Form:
Quatrain
I See Her Descending
I see her descending
Riding on silver blanket above
The udder swollen with life
To design with skill the world
In which she dwells not
But only visits
As a tourist...
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Categories:
udder, allegory, imagery, leadership, peace,
Form:
Free verse
Mr Cow
I had a cow with only one udder
She never gave milk to make my butter
Her udder was hard to pull
But I found out she's a bull
Thinking back now really makes me shudder...
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Categories:
udder, funny
Form:
Limerick
Bull
grazing in
her meadow
her rolling
hills with
patches
of grass
drinking
from her
watering
hole
i heavily
walk
stumbling
as my
other
udder
needs
milked...
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Categories:
udder, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
The Other Udder
If a first you don't succeed, scream bloody murder
Lie's not fair it's automatic just blast it on full burner
Scream if you must
While you thrust
Forward till grabbing the other udder...
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Categories:
udder, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Poem 38
Give me the bear's hide along this land of limbs she wears a crown of berries. Unswayed by the stones thrown to only rebuild a new home. Sheltering the young ones suckling blue nectar from the udder of thy starfish god....
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Categories:
udder, allegory, body, creation,
Form:
Free verse
Aquifer
Send us your tired, your weary ~
your "udder" masses yearning to drink milk ~
the wretched refuse of your fertilizer stores ~
Send these ~ the tired, worn out, sagging corn ~
I lift my lamp . . . above the Aquifer's moor!!!...
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Categories:
udder, loss, places, political,
Form:
Light Verse
A Hard Lesson
I once had a friend, Elmer Fudder
Who had an obsession with butter
Could not tell bull from cow
But he soon found out how
Milking what he thought ... was an udder!
(Syllables = 9, 9, 6, 6, 9, counted at HowManySyllables.com)...
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Categories:
udder, funny, humorous, word play,
Form:
Limerick
She's Butt Fugly
Her belly reminds me of Buddha
Huge boobies just like a cow’s udder
From her mouth hangs a cig
She does not give a fig -
I’m thankful that she’s not MY Mudda!
Title refers to the cigarette butt hanging from her mouth
10/26/18...
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Categories:
udder, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
One Way Or An Udder
Purple-haired teens of large girth,
courageously saving the earth,
are staging big pours
in grocery stores;
they're milking for all that it’s worth!
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/animal-rebellion-protestors-pour-milk-across-uk-shop-floors-including-harrods-an/...
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Categories:
udder, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Milking It
While others give grief,
a chocolate milk cow
often stutters, and how!
In her udder relief,
she utters “ca-cow”
while producing cacao,
tells the nutters,
Ciao, ciao.
Not one to chew fat,
a crow in the know
tells her, no, it’s cocoa
but she says he’s loco,
and a raven, at that.
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Categories:
udder, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Act of Congress
You're their cup of tea, their bread and butter
A real cash cow, drink straight from your udder
If you want laws passed,be a dentist
They'd rather be your ventriloquist
Bickering over minimum wages
Taking their cues from a criminal's pages
You can't pass go and you can not trespass
Unless you are a member of Congress...
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Categories:
udder, humor, political,
Form:
Epigram
Santa Vaca
Santa vaca, holy cow
In udder disbelief
This thread has reached a tipping point
No really, what's your beef?
The cattle never get your tongue
The butcher might get theirs
But grab a bull not by the horns
Last grief come to your heirs
Yes, he might quickly steer you home
A home for you, arrange
By all means, stand your ground, Chuck
‘Cuz heifer thing's at steak...
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Categories:
udder, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
For Earth-Mother
Roll on, oh silver ball, roll on
The golden hills demand it.
Gabriel cannot find his horn
He was so drunk last night
May he never find it.
\The sorry end denied;
The Heaven forgone,
The H*** a figment.
\Roll on, oh silver ball, roll on
The rocking-cradle seas soporific as ever
The vales green with the lush of Spring
Warmed with the udder
Of the Eternal Mother - Nature...
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Categories:
udder, nature, silver,
Form:
Blank verse
Theres Something About Shirley
Short sighted Shirley, a young farmhand girlie
Life as a milkmaid meant getting up early
But it’s not the tiredness making her surly
Her hair has turned slimy: it’s normally curly
She talks to the cows like she’s Doctor Doolittle
Her hair, now it’s dry, is still sticky but brittle
She told the next cow that the last had one udder
But that cow exclaimed… that last cow was my brother!...
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Categories:
udder, animal, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Born Lucky
Lucky are those who live but for a while
Born lucky are those seemingly insulated
Against attractions by world’s flowers
Living on only balanced diet of the udder
From birth to mono-anniversary
Battling only with departure from here
Vanishing Like soap bubbles in a basin
With all triumph in view
Stunted and stubborn
Rejecting life here
And like aliens
Only peep
On earth
And go...
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Categories:
udder, africa, analogy, destiny, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
A Maniac Screams!
A maniac laughs
a maniac screams
and screams
feed me
feed me
mummy feed me
feed me
let me suckle upon
your shapely breast
even though I'm 53
and your dead
feed me
feed me
feed me
sweet breast milk
mummy's milk is the best
keep that cow's udder
away from me
I am not
I repeat
I am not belonging to this freak show
but soon I'll have no place to go.
Lenny Gazbowski(c)2014...
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Categories:
udder, funny, humor, mum,
Form:
Free verse
I Don'T Want Your Love
I think of our last kiss
And I tremble.
I remember how I held you
And I shudder.
How when we are one it is bliss
Passion doth resemble.
For thirty years I’ve held your view
Destruction is udder.
Sly as a fox, you lured me with your kiss
Powerful I tremble
I thought I lost love, instead I fell for your screw
Addicted devotee
Naught but a poison, I divorce myself from you
Good-bye pot, hello me...
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Categories:
udder, health, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, recovery from...,
Form:
Rhyme
To Suffering There Is a Limit To Fear There Is None-W
There’s nothing funny about Halloween
Whims and excuses for festival fun
Statement by clothes
A story by costumes
On the adult world revenge by children
Most memorable Halloween costume worn
By the mother of the friend of my son
She was dressed as a cow
I want to let you know
My eyes dropped to her udder soon.
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Fifth place winner in:
Contest: Halloween Limerick Contest by John Freeman...
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Categories:
udder, halloween,
Form:
Limerick
Fiddle For a Riddle
A cow flew down
from out of town
Said, I'll tell you a riddle
if you'll play me your fiddle
I struck up a lively number
but the cow fell into a deep slumber
Yet that riddle I was dying to hear
so I pulled out my very best spear
I only planned to give Bessie a light poke
Really, I swear to you, and I never joke --
But instead of blubber, my spear struck udder
You know how much milk's in a bovine nursing mother?...
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Categories:
udder, animal, humorous, irony,
Form:
Light Verse