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A Hard Lesson

I once had a friend, Elmer Fudder

Who had an obsession with butter

Could not tell bull from cow

But he soon found out how

Milking what he thought ... was an udder!







(Syllables = 9, 9, 6, 6, 9, counted at HowManySyllables.com)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Merryman Avatar
July 8, 2021 at 7:53 PM
Oh my! Great limerick, Greg! Congrats on your win! Blessings, Kim M
Strand Avatar
July 7, 2021 at 11:17 AM
A prize winner+ Greg (even though I had to check out the US pronouncement of 'butter')
Wolf Avatar
July 4, 2019 at 5:04 PM
Udderly hilarious, of course! :) gw
Barden Avatar
July 6, 2019 at 6:48 PM
Way to milk that pun, Gershon ... I'm a punner from way back! (The worse, the better!) Thanks, Buddy! :o)
Kitchin Avatar
July 4, 2019 at 10:26 AM
Greg, this is hilarious, enjoyed!
Barden Avatar
July 6, 2019 at 6:47 PM
Thank you so much, Tania - I don't do a lot of light poetry, but I enjoy it when I do ... especially if it can bring a smile to someone else! Blessings! :o) <3
Laurie Avatar
July 3, 2019 at 8:14 PM
G'day Greg … sounds like a desperate need for stronger glasses or a crash course in animal husbandry - thanks Gregory - Lindsay
Barden Avatar
July 4, 2019 at 9:26 AM
LOL - Haha! You've got that right, my friend - one or the udder! Thanks for stopping by, and the kind comment - Happy 4th! :o)
Allison Avatar
July 3, 2019 at 1:41 PM
Hilarious I predict a top spot Greg!:-) hugs Jan x
Barden Avatar
July 3, 2019 at 7:52 PM
Oh, thanks so much, Jan, but I didn't get it in in time ... I always wait until the last minute, lol. I missed Nina's contest, too ... I was going to write both this evening, but they were closed when I got home. I just can't check in here all day, so I miss stuff. Your compliment and smile will be my lovely award - and the best kind! :-) <3
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