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Her belly reminds me of Buddha Huge boobies just like a cow’s udder From her mouth hangs a cig She does not give a fig - I’m thankful that she’s not MY Mudda! Title refers to the cigarette butt hanging from her mouth 10/26/18

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Timothy Mcguire

Date: 12/2/2018 6:18:00 PM

I like this one a GREAT limerick

Sandra L. Weiss

Date: 11/25/2018 11:29:00 AM

LOL, Really cute! I remember Allan Sherman's memorable rendition. What was the name of that camp??

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2018 11:44:00 AM

It was Camp Granada lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 11/16/2018 1:08:00 PM

LMAO, so you know my ex wife??? Great limerick

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2018 11:44:00 AM

ha ha ha Jack!:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels

Date: 11/7/2018 12:23:00 PM

Another classic Jan limerick!! Thanks for the smile! Regards, John.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/7/2018 2:38:00 PM

This is one of my personal faves John lol:-) I'm delighted it's had so many comments. I had to play the song 4 times for my mum:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anna Hopper

Date: 11/3/2018 12:33:00 PM

lol

Jan Allison
Date: 11/3/2018 4:48:00 PM

Thanks Anna:-) hugs Jan xx

Warren Doll

Date: 10/29/2018 10:52:00 AM

Jan, so funny and a creative limerick. I can't stop laughing. ~Warren

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2018 4:37:00 PM

It's one of my favourites Warren:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/27/2018 7:25:00 PM

G'day Jan ... quite humorous Jan. There's not enough of this 'laugh at ourselves' humour these days. Keep 'em coming - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2018 7:29:00 PM

Humour is lacking on the site in so many ways Lindsay:-) think this is one of my best recent limericks lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 10/27/2018 5:13:00 AM

You are so creative and FUNNY . I'd say butt it out, but I'm enjoying your poems too much to say that. Butt on. Jan, have a great day.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2018 1:20:00 PM

Thanks Pixie I had such dun with this poem, it only takes me about 2 mins to write a limerick:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

Date: 10/27/2018 4:08:00 AM

Hi Jan, a nice way to start the day, with a fine old belly-laugh. Loved the limerick. Joins my limerick faves. Have a wonderful Saturday. Hugs....mIke. XX

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2018 4:46:00 AM

glad you enjoyed Mike!:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/27/2018 3:42:00 AM

Hi Jan, Lol! Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2018 3:43:00 AM

Glad I made you smile Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 10/26/2018 9:18:00 PM

Wow I just went blind LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2018 3:19:00 AM

Gosh did you find her THAT attractive !!!! Couldn't resist the pic it was perfect for the poem :-)) hugs Jan xx

P.S. Awtry

Date: 10/26/2018 8:05:00 PM

lol :D

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2018 3:18:00 AM

thanks:-~) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 10/26/2018 7:22:00 PM

I love great lims, Love, and this is a GREAT one! Glad the clerihew re Adam and Eve gave you a chuckle. Best on you -- Bob H

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2018 7:29:00 PM

Thanks Bob, I think the use of mudda has made a lot of folks smile!:-)I'm particularly fond of this poem! Hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 10/26/2018 5:09:00 PM

There is none udder...lol..Nicely done Jan..

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2018 5:11:00 PM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/26/2018 1:56:00 PM

Haha a gem Jan, saw a program about men that like their women big and cuddly, the bigger the better, ah well each to their own lol. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2018 1:58:00 PM

I saw one where the men were 'feeders' it was really sad as the women's health suffered to a dangerous level :-(hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 10/26/2018 1:24:00 PM

Hi Jan, Quite a descriptive illustration you have posted. I'm certain no one would wish for a "mudda" like that. Very funny write! xoxo Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2018 1:25:00 PM

Thanks Jennifer, she she would be awful as a mum or MIL:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 10/26/2018 12:31:00 PM

Yeah right...I don't believe that for a minute. : ) This was fun Jan and the picture was priceless. And I see "Hello mudda, hello fadda" was mentioned below, but I wanted to mention it a again. : )

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2018 12:45:00 PM

Thanks Chris the picture I found was perfect to fit the poem lol and I've just added the you tube of the song, seems the word mudda has evoked many memories!:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/26/2018 12:00:00 PM

Quite the “piece” LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2018 12:09:00 PM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Jay Moore

Date: 10/26/2018 10:45:00 AM

Hilariously awesome. Those comments you received sure brought some childhood memories. Cool

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2018 11:14:00 AM

I recall my mum singing hello mudda hello fadder and so i had to google to make sure Mudda was an acceptable word to use in my poem - its not a word we are used to in the UK:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 10/26/2018 10:21:00 AM

she's probably a counselor at camp Granada.....hehehee

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2018 10:23:00 AM

ha ha ha LOVE that comment John:-) hugs Jan xx