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She's Butt Fugly

Her belly reminds me of Buddha
Huge boobies just like a cow’s udder
From her mouth hangs a cig
She does not give a fig -
I’m thankful that she’s not MY Mudda! 

Title refers to the cigarette butt hanging from her mouth

10/26/18

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Timothy Mcguire December 2, 2018 at 6:18 PM I like this one a GREAT limerick

Jack Horne November 16, 2018 at 1:08 PM LMAO, so you know my ex wife??? Great limerick Jan Allison November 25, 2018 at 11:44 AM ha ha ha Jack!:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels November 7, 2018 at 12:23 PM Another classic Jan limerick!! Thanks for the smile! Regards, John. Jan Allison November 7, 2018 at 2:38 PM This is one of my personal faves John lol:-) I'm delighted it's had so many comments. I had to play the song 4 times for my mum:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anna Hopper November 3, 2018 at 12:33 PM lol Jan Allison November 3, 2018 at 4:48 PM Thanks Anna:-) hugs Jan xx

Warren Doll October 29, 2018 at 10:52 AM Jan, so funny and a creative limerick. I can't stop laughing. ~Warren Jan Allison October 29, 2018 at 4:37 PM It's one of my favourites Warren:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie October 27, 2018 at 7:25 PM G'day Jan ... quite humorous Jan. There's not enough of this 'laugh at ourselves' humour these days. Keep 'em coming - Lindsay Jan Allison October 27, 2018 at 7:29 PM Humour is lacking on the site in so many ways Lindsay:-) think this is one of my best recent limericks lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose October 27, 2018 at 5:13 AM You are so creative and FUNNY . I'd say butt it out, but I'm enjoying your poems too much to say that. Butt on. Jan, have a great day. Jan Allison October 27, 2018 at 1:20 PM Thanks Pixie I had such dun with this poem, it only takes me about 2 mins to write a limerick:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven October 27, 2018 at 4:08 AM Hi Jan, a nice way to start the day, with a fine old belly-laugh. Loved the limerick. Joins my limerick faves. Have a wonderful Saturday. Hugs....mIke. XX Jan Allison October 27, 2018 at 4:46 AM glad you enjoyed Mike!:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. October 27, 2018 at 3:42 AM Hi Jan, Lol! Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis Jan Allison October 27, 2018 at 3:43 AM Glad I made you smile Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso October 26, 2018 at 9:18 PM Wow I just went blind LOL Jan Allison October 27, 2018 at 3:19 AM Gosh did you find her THAT attractive !!!! Couldn't resist the pic it was perfect for the poem :-)) hugs Jan xx

P.S. Awtry October 26, 2018 at 8:05 PM lol :D Jan Allison October 27, 2018 at 3:18 AM thanks:-~) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw October 26, 2018 at 7:22 PM I love great lims, Love, and this is a GREAT one! Glad the clerihew re Adam and Eve gave you a chuckle. Best on you -- Bob H Jan Allison October 26, 2018 at 7:29 PM Thanks Bob, I think the use of mudda has made a lot of folks smile!:-)I'm particularly fond of this poem! Hugs jan xx

Joseph May October 26, 2018 at 5:09 PM There is none udder...lol..Nicely done Jan.. Jan Allison October 26, 2018 at 5:11 PM Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham October 26, 2018 at 1:56 PM Haha a gem Jan, saw a program about men that like their women big and cuddly, the bigger the better, ah well each to their own lol. Tom Jan Allison October 26, 2018 at 1:58 PM I saw one where the men were 'feeders' it was really sad as the women's health suffered to a dangerous level :-(hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos October 26, 2018 at 1:24 PM Hi Jan, Quite a descriptive illustration you have posted. I'm certain no one would wish for a "mudda" like that. Very funny write! xoxo Jennifer. Jan Allison October 26, 2018 at 1:25 PM Thanks Jennifer, she she would be awful as a mum or MIL:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green October 26, 2018 at 12:31 PM Yeah right...I don't believe that for a minute. : ) This was fun Jan and the picture was priceless. And I see "Hello mudda, hello fadda" was mentioned below, but I wanted to mention it a again. : ) Jan Allison October 26, 2018 at 12:45 PM Thanks Chris the picture I found was perfect to fit the poem lol and I've just added the you tube of the song, seems the word mudda has evoked many memories!:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues October 26, 2018 at 12:00 PM Quite the “piece” LOL Jan Allison October 26, 2018 at 12:09 PM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Jay Moore October 26, 2018 at 10:45 AM Hilariously awesome. Those comments you received sure brought some childhood memories. Cool Jan Allison October 26, 2018 at 11:14 AM I recall my mum singing hello mudda hello fadder and so i had to google to make sure Mudda was an acceptable word to use in my poem - its not a word we are used to in the UK:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless October 26, 2018 at 10:21 AM she's probably a counselor at camp Granada.....hehehee Jan Allison October 26, 2018 at 10:23 AM ha ha ha LOVE that comment John:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith October 26, 2018 at 9:59 AM Not your mudda, that's me fadder Jan Allison October 26, 2018 at 11:12 AM I'll drop by and listen thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx Tim Smith October 26, 2018 at 10:31 AM We used to sing "go tell Aunt Rhody that she's really uncle Fred" .... https://youtu.be/v4vxDJKjoBI John Lawless October 26, 2018 at 10:20 AM Hey, I used to sing that song to my kids......they hated it. Jan Allison October 26, 2018 at 10:01 AM lol I had to use mudda as my mum used to sing the song I by Allan Sherman:-) hugs Jan xx