Theres Something About Shirley

Short sighted Shirley, a young farmhand girlie Life as a milkmaid meant getting up early But it’s not the tiredness making her surly Her hair has turned slimy: it’s normally curly She talks to the cows like she’s Doctor Doolittle Her hair, now it’s dry, is still sticky but brittle She told the next cow that the last had one udder But that cow exclaimed… that last cow was my brother!