Short Tommy Poems

My dog Tommy 
Used to ask for food 
Shaking his head and tail!...

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Tommy Lee Jones
has played good and bad
which role do you like best?...

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Tommy was recalled
Cars throughout the playroom sprawled….
With lead chips she crawled...

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She says: "I don't see you as disabled."

Tommy Adaptive — 
a parishioner sexualizes 
my Sunday best...

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Look at Tommy go. 
See Tommy fall, 
row after row. 
Cut down by Maxim guns. 
Sacrificial victims for the Huns....

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Silly Tommy Tuckett
Stuck his head in a bucket
It cut off his ear
Fell into his beer
Can now hear himself drink it...

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The patience of the lonesome Fisherman, 
Waiting to catch Tommy Trout. 
He’ll have to wait a long time though,
Tommy’s not in, he’s gone out!...

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Today is a blank sheet
Oh! What desires I need to meet
Must some go lacking 
Most important are the people
You being one that needs my attention...

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Unhappy Tommy Macguigan

He wasn't blessed with a big'un

'Twas rather a shrimp

And usually limp,

Poor little thing, best kept hidden....

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Look at Tommy go
Watch him fall in neat khaki rows
Bravely led
Tommy bravely bled
20,000 went over the top
20,000 lay dead...

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glitter and girly 
she deserves the best though right?
Tommy prints his name 



Written 2-05-2021
Contest: Valentine Senryu
Sponsor: Tania Kitchen...

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You heard about old Tommy Tucker
To me, he’s a real nyuk-nyuker
For he’d make me laugh
When he chugged half & half
And then through his nose he’d up-chucker...

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Today is a blank sheet
Oh! What desires I need to meet
Must some go lacking
Most important are the people 
You being one that needs my attention

My first post..
05-08-2009...

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Daddy does drive Deere's down
while working with wheeled
loaders, loud loader loading
the trash trailer, timely.
Ride rocky, ride(roof, roof)
backing, beeping, buzzing....

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He sure was naive, that Tommy O'Rourke
He didn't know gin was what he'd uncorked
   He took a long swig
   His girl danced a jig
Just nine months 'till the visit from the stork...

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There once was a donkey called Tommy
Who the kids all thought was funny.
The icecream van he would reach,
when giving rides at the beach.
Then stop dead 'till they all got a lolly....

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Her little Tommy came of age
Male hormones began to engage
His mother's despair
She pulled out her hair
Until her Thomas passed the stage.

written August 30, 2021...

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There once was a space man named Tommy
who became a little balmy
when he met some alien creatures
with very strange features,
he cried, "I want my Mommy!"


 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ for Carolyn's Alien Limerick Contest...

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There was a farm hand named Tommy Totem
Who went out to the garden and hoe’d ‘em
But that implement
Was useless since bent
So he used the tool next to his scrotum


For Bawdy Limerick two contest
July 1, 2014...

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Short-Pants Potentate


Inferno of a summer day
Mother’s dozing

Tommy, tiny, three,
paring knife in hand

tiptoes out, flops
short-pants potentate

upon the sidewalk sunny,
operates on ants


Donal Mahoney...

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Tommy Tink tried to wink, his wink a blink but faster

Wink not blink Tommy think's,  the wink a blink I'll master

When is a wink not a blink, if a blinking wink is past

Winking with a blink me thinks is winking very fast...

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There once was a poet named Sara
Who did Tommy a great favor
She cooked him some good lunch
He ate a great big bunch
Now food he no longer savors

In honor of Destroyer A Poet~
Contest: "Write a limerick using your poetry soup name."...

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simply is simple 
I wish I might feign
I wish I might go
to stumble
to quake
simply is something
I feign I might die
I feign I might rise
to reverie
to time
simple is simply is simple is not
to close
to open
to get the maestro out...

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Have you met the new poet in town?
Here's a hint so he's easily found:

If you thought Tommy Boy
had a knack to annoy,

wait til you've been Tormented by Clown!

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Little Tommy surprised pretty Miss.May,
With a Lovely card on Valentine’s Day,
It said, “you are so lovely,
And me so very lonely”,
Marry dad and be with me everyday!


Dated 03 Feb 2020 “Your Best New Limerick Contest” sponsored by Tania Kitchin....

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