David Fisher Poet Limerick

Tommy Totem

There was a farm hand named Tommy Totem
Who went out to the garden and hoe’d ‘em
But that implement
Was useless since bent
So he used the tool next to his scrotum


For Bawdy Limerick two contest
July 1, 2014

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Keith Baucum September 11, 2014 at 4:54 AM Very funny

Jack Horne July 18, 2014 at 2:19 PM LOL, thanks for a good laugh

Arlene Smith July 9, 2014 at 8:48 PM ouch! lol.. congrats on a great win, David.. hugs.. Arlene

Poet Destroyer A July 8, 2014 at 11:41 PM David, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda

S.Jagathsimhan Nair July 8, 2014 at 10:48 PM Hilarious and really bawdy, congrats!

Andrea Dietrich July 7, 2014 at 3:59 PM this is REALLY good!!! I'd have given it even better than third place!! Congrats.

Casarah Nance July 7, 2014 at 12:18 PM oh man, grats on ur win:)

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 7, 2014 at 7:33 AM That's so bawdy David,, perfect for the contest n a winner,, big congrats!

Dr.Ram Mehta July 7, 2014 at 6:10 AM Nice one, funny and humorous, David. congrats on the win

Tim Smith July 6, 2014 at 8:01 PM Well done David

Jan Allison July 6, 2014 at 4:45 PM superb a well deserved winner. hugs jan xxx

Paul Callus July 6, 2014 at 4:13 PM Very bawdy and witty, David! Congrats on your win. // paul