Short Toilets Poems
Short Toilets Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Toilets by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Toilets by length and keyword.
Large Intestine, Texas: Part Two
Toilets overflow
In Large Intestine, Texas
Don't breathe in outhouse...
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Categories:
toilets, giggle, humor, parody, silly,
Form:
Senryu
The Toilet of Terror
Some toilets are black and white
Like an orca full of might
And when I do sit
My mind wants to quit
Cause I can’t stop feeling fright!...
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Categories:
toilets, animal, fear, funny, horror,
Form:
Limerick
Stand In Other Shoes
Eat
rice and
beans each day-
sleep upon the
floor-
bathe
from a
bucket where
long drop toilets
smell-
live
with Aids
and carry
water from a
well...
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Categories:
toilets, life,
Form:
Lanterne
Government Thinking
The homeless shout out senseless vowels
Whilst seniors suffer from loose bowels
Public toilets are closed
Just because its supposed
Someone might infect absent towels?...
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Categories:
toilets, health,
Form:
Limerick
In Love With a Plumber
Denise was in love with a rich plumber
She'd fallen hard for his big black Hummer
Though he was a grunge
Denise took the plunge
Honeymoon fixing toilets ~ a bummer!...
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Categories:
toilets, love, marriage, wedding,
Form:
Limerick
Can Fish Pee
Heard that fish would love to pee
Their fins are crossed in an ardent plea
Eyes go sideways
Swim as they pray
But only old cods know where the toilets are at sea...
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Categories:
toilets, allusion,
Form:
Limerick
Wake Up Dead
The greatest invention since sliced bread
We've invented many things as onward we tread
Like flush toilets
And shoe eyelets
Meatballs with mashers hope I don't wake up dead...
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Categories:
toilets, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Ode To Bodna
Metal thou art not,
Ye alchemists’ Majestic Aluminium
Thou regal geometric shape with equillibrium
Siphoning H2O to the nether world,
Making us not to rot,
Metal thou art not.
[ Bodna: Water container used in toilets]...
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Categories:
toilets, humorous,
Form:
Ode
Just Found Out
Scanning the headlines I had no idea
the slideshow proved it was porcelain clear
after we all flush
we should hug and gush
appreciating our toilets both far and near.
Just found out its World Toilet Day!
11-19-17...
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Categories:
toilets, blessing, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Toidies
The sign outside the public washroom read “Toilets”
Uh, I'm afraid that should have read “Toidies” instead
How childish is that
And loopy I might add
The funnest days were from three to the many days ahead...
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Categories:
toilets, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Police Toilets Stolen
Here's a strange sign, causing quite a sensation
“Police Toilets Stolen... they have nothing to go on”
Motto said nothing could stump em
Guest some things are beyond them
Now what will they do, pee on the autobahn?...
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Categories:
toilets, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Police Toilets Stolen
Here's a strange sign, causing quite a sensation
“Police Toilets Stolen... they have nothing to go on”
Motto said nothing could stump em
Guest some things are beyond them
Now what will they do, maybe pee on the autobahn?...
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Categories:
toilets, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Police Toilets Stolen
Here's a strange sign, causing quite a sensation
“Police Toilets Stolen... they have nothing to go on”
Motto said nothing could stump em
Guest some things are beyond them
Now what will they do, maybe pee on the autobahn?...
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Categories:
toilets, silly,
Form:
Limerick
The Smell
Im from over there
Im from him
Im from her
Im from that thing there
I like to linger – especially under your nose
I like to hide in mouths, in clothes, in beds, in bathrooms, in kitchens in toilets
I come from nowhere, travelling by wind...
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Categories:
toilets, humorous,
Form:
Personification
Lament
love's aftertaste
from the centrifuge
of flushed toilets
marking it's spiraling descent
from the Perseids of highest heaven
to Davy Jones' locker
one can survive such an excursion
but some do not
we should meet again in a tiger's dream....
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Categories:
toilets, break up, depression, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
One Thousand Toilet Faces
One Thousand Toilet Faces…..By Peter Onyancha
(The dichotomy of my country)
One thousand people sharing one toilet
Save the people! Just one more.
One thousand toilets sharing one person
Save the toilet? Just one more.
The toilet or the person
just one more!...
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Categories:
toilets, allegory
Form:
Epigram
Warning
I am the lonesome janitor
Who keeps these toilets clean.
So graffiti is not scribbled on my walls
Not even by our Queen.
Nor also for your self esteem
You maybe think outranks me.
There's no exception to this rule
Unless your name is Banksy.
10/ 20/ 2016....
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Categories:
toilets, humorous, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
I Will Be Your Guinea Pig I Say
I will be your guinea pig I say.
What can I do for you today?
Wash the toilets? Clean the floor?
Paint that wall? Refinish your door?
I have arrived to work in a merry way.
Ready to have an absolutely fine Monday.
Just do any extra lunch duty, okay?
I wish I was back in home in every way....
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Categories:
toilets, teacher,
Form:
Monorhyme
Bog Off - Another Poop Poem
When Sunday dinner is through
There’s something you must not do
Don’t flush Yorkshire Pudding
It could cause bad flooding
In toilets - wee paper or pooh!
Inspired by story on Sky News - you know me guys I just couldn't turn down the opportunity to do a limerick!
2/24/19...
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Categories:
toilets, food, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Freed and Flying
When we get to Heaven there is no need,
for toilets- as from bodies we are freed;
and will be spirits hazy,
flying on wings like crazy -
after a few cloud crashes gaining speed !
______________________
October 24, 2021
Written for the contest, The Throne in Heaven
sponsor, Jack Webster...
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Categories:
toilets, fun,
Form:
Limerick
The Borg
Whilst watching Star Trek with Captain Picard
They were fighting cyborgs in their universe marred
The Borg fly their cube spaceships and look to destroy
Federation Starships that against them deploy
One thing that puzzles me with the Borg
Do they have toilets especially designed for cyborgs?
© Paul Warren Poetry...
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Categories:
toilets, science fiction,
Form:
Ballad
Dream Home
Dream Home
I do not dream of a mansion
Not fifty bedrooms
Not with baths and toilets en-suite;
I do not desire a Jacuzzi in every room
Not a penthouse for ‘Yours Truly’ and
A playroom for even the pet dog.
All I ask for is, a house to ‘house’ my HOME, and, welcoming smiles on faces all around me - after a hard day’s job....
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Categories:
toilets, blue, children, community, deep, desire, dream, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
Kqql Cyber Friend
My best cyber friend
comes from the Mother Land
She's clever and Smart
Of genuine heart
Can you really guess who
Once wrote from the loo?
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Loo became the name for toilets
because they were all located in
Building #100 and they confused
the number 1 with the alphabet
Letter L - hence loo...
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Categories:
toilets, friend,
Form:
Rhyme
Demo
Malawians are feeling the pain
Interest rates at banks jigged to 40%.
Cost of living demands a lot to survive
Our salary tranquil
Robbers terrorizing us
Wives spending time at water holes
Instead of caring families
Subsidy is sand
Instead of fertilizer
Pay in toilets charging exorbitantly
Just for a visit.
These are worthy going on streets...
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Categories:
toilets, courage, freedom,
Form:
Free verse
Fred Had No Joy 'she's' a Ladyboy
Fred’s internet date looked so hot
A woman - she surely was not
Fred’s poor brain had to grapple
‘she’s’ got an Adams’ apple
In toilets did she stand or squat?
Fred’s blind date she needed the loo
The ladies loo had a long queue
It came as no surprise
‘She’ went into the guys
And out of the front door Fred flew!
3/25/19...
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Categories:
toilets, body, humorous, lust, romance,
Form:
Limerick