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Wake Up Dead

The greatest invention since sliced bread We've invented many things as onward we tread Like flush toilets And shoe eyelets Meatballs with mashers hope I don't wake up dead

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Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/3/2021 9:55:00 AM

If you should ever get to wake up dead - We'll never forget your Lims we have read - They are so funny - Sweeter than honey - That we have spread upon our daily bread…… Belle

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/3/2021 2:28:00 PM

Love it my Belle! My limericks seem to be spreading! LOL Lovesies XOX

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/30/2021 10:43:00 AM

Truly not all inventions are exciting and yet maybe they are. A good flush is worth something after all…lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/31/2021 5:21:00 AM

Imagine what it would be like without the Internet... I wouldn't have ever known you!!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

Date: 7/26/2021 10:44:00 AM

Yeah inventions keep adding themselves as inventors abound. What a fabulous mod poem for today's world and yes we all wish you wake up well to write on swell like this. Kudos! ^^^^^^^--------------~~~\\~~~~>>>>>> Plz also do read and comment my newest poem

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/27/2021 4:35:00 AM

Thank you for commenting my friend! Much appreciated...... !!!!!! Cheers Jack!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 7/25/2021 10:36:00 AM

Well, I certainly hope you don't either, Jack. The world would be missing a great limericist!

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/25/2021 4:22:00 PM

Well thank you my good friend!!! Your words are very much appreciated! Cheers!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/25/2021 9:17:00 AM

I hope you don't either or you'd be screwed Lol. Hope your well Jack Tom

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/25/2021 9:37:00 AM

What a silly old bugger I am eh? A goofy Canadian with a muff for brains!!! LOL