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Wake Up Dead

The greatest invention since sliced bread
We've invented many things as onward we tread
Like flush toilets
And shoe eyelets
Meatballs with mashers hope I don't wake up dead

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Beryl Edmonds

August 3, 2021 at 9:55 AM

If you should ever get to wake up dead - We'll never forget your Lims we have read - They are so funny - Sweeter than honey - That we have spread upon our daily bread…… Belle

Jack Ellison

August 3, 2021 at 2:28 PM

Love it my Belle! My limericks seem to be spreading! LOL Lovesies XOX

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

July 26, 2021 at 10:44 AM

Yeah inventions keep adding themselves as inventors abound. What a fabulous mod poem for today's world and yes we all wish you wake up well to write on swell like this. Kudos! ^^^^^^^--------------~~~\\~~~~>>>>>> Plz also do read and comment my newest poem

Jack Ellison

July 27, 2021 at 4:35 AM

Thank you for commenting my friend! Much appreciated...... !!!!!! Cheers Jack!