Square Dance Patter Splatter - crude

For yer supper, vindaloo, hop to the music doing a poo, toilets are crowded, yer tummy is mush, bang the doors and plead with 'em, 'Rush.' Drop yer pants and let it go, paper's all gone (but yet you don't know), fearing the soap is now missing too, yes? Well, jus' saying...You're in a mess!