Short Timmy Poems

Frida rode a ferry,
Timmy on a train,
Perry beat them both,
He flew on a plane....

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Cast in a shadowy mist.
The blue light of the Moon.
Passed our Timmy B.
Witness Quaaludes....

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Little Timmy Bimperdimple
Had a problem that wasn’t simple 
For in his nose he had a pimple

By Robb A. Kopp...

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Timmy Tombstone died today.
Gone with nothing left to say.
Some say it's best.
Now he can rest.
Some limericks are just grey. :)...

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Turtle
Purple
Slimy
Limey
Dressed in purple, Timmy Turtle was,
Slimy Limey declared, what’s up cuz!

Comments:
Two reptiles out on the town...

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Terrible tornados toppled trees tearing trenches through the terrain,
“Took my tonsils,” told Timmy Thompson, “like taking a tongue twister train.”...

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Wildlife 11

Timmy, a cute little shrew,
Wrote limericks smutty and blue,
His rhymes were not 'Chic'
But a bit 'tongue in cheek
That he sent to some poets he knew....

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Because Timmy no longer pretends
that his spells end the way he intends,

missing teeth and bug eyes
tend to be no surprise

when he magicalizes his friends......

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Timmy a bossy pain in the neck,
Lassie nudged him thinking what the heck,
Timmy fell in well,
Lassie feeling swell,
that is until it was time to get fed.






11-15-16...

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Timmy was tinkering with a little lock,
When he was spotted by a passing cop,
        A judge sent him to jail
         And now without fail
 He spends each day breaking up rock....

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Cousin Timmy,
So much more successful than me

Cousin Timmy,
He founded Amazon

Cousin Timmy,
He beats his wife just like he beat me in life

Cousin Timmy,
My mother loves him more than me...

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Tarnishing through timing
Three times trustingly
Triple traps tripping too
Trounced twice tingling 
Telepathically trudging 
Teaming tremendous tasks
Tell Timmy to take tally 
Tarnished Through Timing...

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You have to be super quiet Timmy whispered to Mac
Mac scrunched down, and sighed loud in his back
Resting away as they hit every clickety clickety clack.
Conductor noticed but was kind enough to turn his back....

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If it wasn't for Timmy, Zack would be dead
The saga would die, if it never got read
The hero I spawned would be less than a myth
If it weren't for a man, named Timothy Smith


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha I'm much obliged Timmy...

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Woody would if he could,
Jimmy did like he should,
Timmy just pulled down his hood,
Benny was so very good.

All the boys did the test,
Two did better than the rest,
Benny's result was the best,
Two boys think Maths is a pest....

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Here lies Timmy, who loved shows on TV.
Hear one right now being played.
They are not being piped in for free.
He had an eternity's worth prepaid.

Sept. 16, 2018 for Jessie Rowe's "A Funny Epitaph" Poetry Contest...

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Our art teacher was getting ready for her weekend art show.
She did not pay attention to us that day, as most of us didst know.
We created some art pieces that made us snicker and laugh.
That’s when she looked up, I blame loud Timmy McGrath....

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cookie monster cupcake in my lunch box! Timmy sang out.
His voice was joyful, it was gleeful, more of a happy shout.
He was thrilled to find such a gem for it rarely happened for him.
The rest of the lunch table was glad for their friend weird Tim....

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Timmy couldn’t wait for the fireworks display
Brilliant bursts in the night sky blew him away
The first time he saw them he cried,
Then match and chemicals he tried
And now, years later, that’s how Tim earns his pay.

written December 24, 2021...

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My creeping beeping peeping Tomlin Murky
Sent his ballsy brethren Beetles bumpy bun
All looked at him an ass in haste post chaise Oh
Bunny sunny money nanny all Tom loves
Gentle Timmy tricky tootle off to none 
Happy sappy Beetle Tomlin's job is done
Beetle poet makes his journey million years hence
Thank you Tomlin thank you Timmy thank you all....

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Terrific charmer,blessed and gifted

Invincible love fulfills his heart

Modesty is a reflection of his beliefs

Super dad and  souper spice

Master of words and muses

Incredibly kind to all others

Trustworthy and truthful friend

Heartwarming!His sweet gentility
reaches our soul.



Dedicated to Tim Smith
Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen : )
on the 3rd of December 2014!...

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Is this tree beautiful or what?
Her grandson did not see a tree.
All he saw was Jane Mansfield.

So she showed the picture to her son.
He did not see a tree either.
“Howard,” she said to her husband, “point out the tree.”
He asked her, “what tree?”

In desperation she turned to her ten-year-old grandson.
Timmy, can you show these men where the tree is?
"Is that what you call them now?" Timmy asked....

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Uncle Timmy has made himself a beanie baby chair.
This whisper floated out into the August air.
We did not know what it meant until we saw what he had done.
He was wearing a gigantic smile, like a powerhouse sun.

Uncle Timmy! Uncle Timmy! We kids yelled, all excited
One thing we did for sure, we stayed together, united.
He refused to let anyone else sit in his chair that day.
He was rocking with his beanies, full of marvelous sway....

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The ever-faithful friend of Timmy Martin was Lassie.
She was quite a beautiful and intelligent collie.
Lassie seemed to increase her breed's popularity.
Millions tuned in to watch her show on Sunday night.
For many seasons, the show reached a great ratings height.
Collie dogs quickly became a ubiquitous sight.
Lassie's episodes of bravery were not easy to forget.
So many people would want a dog like her for a pet.
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TIGHTWAD TIMMY

Tightwad Timmy bought some very cheap meat
With fresh vege t'would be a nice tasty treat
But something was wrong 
There was a strange pong
And maggots were dropping off by his feet...



FINGERLESS FRED

Fred lost his finger in a meat grinder 
Offered a huge reward for the finder 
But short sighted Sue
Used it in her stew
And felt poking and prodding inside her...


Written 14th January 2022....

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