Short Teaser Poems

Stop being suggestive
With that choccy digestive
Just stick it in your gob
And pass me a hob nob...

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Noodle
Doodle

As in brain teaser

© May 2011 Charles Henderson
For Brian Strand's "2 line 2 syllable contest"...

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A lass best described as a flirt
Flaunts assets cached under her skirt
But gamblers know
Its all for show
She's afraid of losing her shirt!...

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If Jesus died for all our sins
it would be rude to not give in
here's a little teaser
with his Crucifixion holes
could Jesus catch a Malteser...

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A teenager searching for gold
Saw a girl whose tattoo was bold
It read, "You are here!
The treasure is near!"
But as he grew hot she grew cold...

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At a time inconvenient it teases,
As it comes whensoever it pleases.
Creeping ever so sly,
It will make you yell, "Why?!"
And the thing that I speak of is sneezes....

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Bet you thought I was just another old geezer
Well SURPRISE!!! I'm also known for being brilliant at brain teasers
A butcher is five foot eight
What does he weigh
MEAT of course you sillies, take your brain out of the freezer!...

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Turbulent takeoff, tension thick
Tongue-tied terror, toxic trip
Tropical tornado tempestuous threat
Timbuktu touchdown, tomorrow Tibet.




Begin with a letter
T is letter chosen
Sponsored 
by:
Angela Tune 
02/07/2022...

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What are the human needs?
Needs are actual living deeds,
Deeds should be true and fast,
A fast relation lives at last. 

At last a man is seeking well-wisher,
A well-wisher encouraged to a teaser,
A teaser is promoting his will,
A will is for someone’s hill....

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Bet you thought I was just another pretty... uh, handsome old geezer
Well SURPRISE!!! I'm also renowned for being brilliant at brain teasers
A butcher is five foot eight
What does he weigh
MEAT of course you sillies, take your brain out of the freezer!...

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She is lustful 
Promiscuous
A prick teaser
Superfluous

She is not a bitch but she acts like one
She stabs at the back and mocks everyone.

She grew older
Fifty-five she is
A Capricorn
Lives in sleaze.

She is not a bitch but she acts like one
A middle-aged blonde on the losing run...

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There was a young maid who bathed in the rain
When it stormed, she drove all the men insane
Drooling with lustful stare
To touch her buxom pair
A teaser, she left them with phallic pain


June 2, 2022
A Funny Limerick Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
Checked with www.howmanysyllables...

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Here's something for you,
 To guess if it's true.
 About little old me,
 Just wait, and you'll see:
 On my dream wedding day,
 I went out of my way,
 To bid an adieu
 To my lover so true.
 The problem with this?
 It took one simple kiss,
 From that gentleman friend...
 For my wedding to end....

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I knew my Halloween candy he ate,
my dear sweet brother, him I’d never hate.
His fancy candy trouser
I’d hide to serve as teaser,
my aim I’d achieve to see him irate. 


October 21, 2019
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Contest : If I Were Your Brother
Sponsor : Bobby May...

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revisiting the scene of this rhyme
11 February 2016 at 11:11 · London · 


Inevitably
we'll all end up in
some facility
where
they'll prod and poke,
ask you
if you smoke and
your age.

I render unto Caesar
my gender,
that's a teaser.

Strapped to the cot
by the nurse robot and
everything's seen by
the eye in the screen
eventually....

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A little teaser rain
Just reminded me of my childhood 
Twice it happened 
When the sun was shinning brightly and it was all warm
But then it started raining, the rain fell softly
And disappeared as quickly as it appeared 
   Lasting less than two minutes 
This we called, the hyenas wedding
I guess things happen very quick in the animal kingdom. ......

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THE OTHER

Word after word goes searching
And  at times      usually quiet times      
Some incomplete sentence will shed light

This is but a shadow sought from deep within
So weakly surfaced as sun has little presence
A teaser      persistent      on fire!

Oh I am with me      with me
Am the majority of life
Then there is this other

Dave Austin...

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I tag them incidents
With no strict precedents:
A Hater-of-Elephant-Admirer-of-Tusk
A Critic-of-Perfume-User-of-Musk:
An Attacker-of-Night-Walks-Lover-of Dusk
A Consumer of Corn Teaser of Husk
An Enemy of Flour Friend of Rusk …

Also, who nightly tasks handle 
But never bothered to near a candle
And A Class of Eaters of Mutton,
For more asking by touching their shirt button....

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Eclipse shows only twirling stars;
sister to the sun, Ms. Moon,
disappears out there in space.

There’s more than enough space,
for dancing dervish stars;
Brother Sun and Sister Moon.

A teaser sometimes, Ms. Moon,
plays hide and seek in space;
she thinks she can hide from stars.

Stars will always find Ms. Moon,
no matter where she hides in space!

...

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in my current manic state
I do not hesitate
to throw away my fate
walking off is my date

not a potential mate
identify source of hate
to silliness I equate
that guy was second rate

pretty sure you can commiserate
for your last blind date
was not totally great
book writers collaborate

publisher may have to wait
send a teaser as bait
this guy was named Nate
Not my ideal blind date...

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Frostbite so ashamed yet I see no teeth my flesh hurt I'm in pain
Brain teaser so ashamed I have a headache a massive migraine
Grizzly  so ashamed I'm a hairy human male and I haven't shaved
Ghost I'm invisible so ashamed to you and to you you can't see me
Tongue tied  so ashamed I can't speak for my shame walks With Me

1/31/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022...

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Mind and brain, please explain
Are they both one of the same
Which dominates, is it the brain?
Over-thinking causes strain
Strain can stress all mankind
Giving the potential to lose minds
Loss of mind causes grief
Experts brains should give relief
Could someone answer this question, please
So I can give my brainbox ease
And appease my troubled mind
Are the brain and mind one of the same kind...

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beautiful red headed bucking star
brilliant whorls- green aurora eyed
quick minded sprinting faster than light
thought I could tame it-bring it to the knees
but she's also a teaser, artist supreme
painter of widows and orphan dreams
she bucked me off like all the rest
into a black wall of red star regrets
here we lie broken, gazing at the sky
praying for another chance for a
wild bucking star ride...

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I fear still far worse is yet to come

As if this was to be compared to
something as trivial as eating
out 

Whilst persusing the multitude
of courses upon the menu

So pardon me my ignorance
or french whence i say

This to me is neither not the
dessert or main course

But rather what proceeds the
starter or horderves

Barely a teaser or taste
of what awaits

In ever increasingly amounts...

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Your hunger for me...
Feeds the woman in me
Feeds the goddess in me
Feeds the dreamer in me
Feeds the fighter in me

Your hunger for me...
Feeds the giver in me
Feeds the pleaser in me
Feeds the teaser in me
Feeds the mistress in me

Your hunger for me...
Feeds the hunger in me
Feeds the fantasy in me
Feeds the power in me
Feeds the passion in me

You hunger for me
Feeds me

Eileen Manassian...

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