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Such a Tease-Slightly Bawdy

There was a young maid who bathed in the rain When it stormed, she drove all the men insane Drooling with lustful stare To touch her buxom pair A teaser, she left them with phallic pain June 2, 2022 A Funny Limerick Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin Checked with www.howmanysyllables

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Ann Peck

Date: 6/21/2022 7:05:00 AM

HAHA! Good one, Jenna :) Congratulations!

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/21/2022 7:08:00 AM

Thanks a bunch, Ann.

Paul Callus

Date: 6/21/2022 2:35:00 AM

Bawdy, but definitely witty and worthy of its top placement, Jenna. Congratulations! Regards // paul

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/21/2022 6:44:00 AM

Thanks so much, Paul.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/20/2022 7:01:00 PM

Ha! Great lady line. Congrats, Jenna

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/21/2022 6:44:00 AM

Thank you, Andrea.

Terry Flood

Date: 6/20/2022 2:35:00 AM

Congrats on your win, Jenna. Wasn’t she mean to all those fine upstanding gentlemen? Terry

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/20/2022 6:48:00 AM

Perhaps, but they didn't have to watch. They may have been standing, but were they 'upstanding?' Thank you, Terry.

Terry Miller

Date: 6/20/2022 12:28:00 AM

Congratulations, on your win, great limerick!

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/20/2022 6:47:00 AM

Thanks very much, Terry.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 6/19/2022 1:05:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. What a funny limerick. Have a great/blessed day.......................

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/20/2022 6:47:00 AM

Thanks, Paula!

Jo Chamberlain

Date: 6/19/2022 12:09:00 PM

Congratulations on your winning placement.

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/20/2022 6:46:00 AM

Thanks a lot, Joanna.

Krish Radhakrishna

Date: 6/19/2022 8:40:00 AM

This one is hard to beat!! Congrats on your win!!

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/20/2022 6:46:00 AM

Thank you, Krish.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/19/2022 6:36:00 AM

Jenna, congratulations on your first place win with your funny limerick, love the last line! :)

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/19/2022 7:02:00 AM

I'm so happy you didn't find it a bit too naughty. Thanks, Tania.

Mark Koplin

Date: 6/4/2022 6:21:00 AM

Well done!

Mark Koplin
Date: 6/4/2022 6:39:00 AM

Tastefully done my friend, awesome limerick!

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/4/2022 6:26:00 AM

Kind of off my grid, but it's where my thoughts led.

Jan Allison

Date: 6/2/2022 2:26:00 PM

oh my goodness this is bawdy and brilliantly funny Jenna lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/2/2022 3:35:00 PM

I hope it's not too risqué. Not for you, at any rate. LOL Thanks, Jan.

Paulette Calasibetta

Date: 6/2/2022 11:51:00 AM

Clever, cute in a real reality! Wonderful limerick. Good luck in the contest. :)Paulette

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/2/2022 1:07:00 PM

Thanks ever so much, Paulette.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 6/2/2022 11:12:00 AM

Too true, most especially for teens! Good luck in the contest! Aloha!

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/2/2022 1:07:00 PM

Thanks for your good luck wishes, Rico.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 6/2/2022 10:46:00 AM

Hmmm...my, my, my sweet Jenna. (still chuckling) This is a good one for the contest. You wrote "phallic" but I had "blue balls" in mind. Okay, you asked for it!

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/2/2022 1:07:00 PM

ummm... that was one option that I nixed for being more than "slightly bawdy." Thanks, Milt.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/2/2022 10:24:00 AM

Lol Jenna, reminds me of that scene in the movie Cool Hand Luke where a chain gang were working on the Road and a young lady decides to wash her car and got very wet. It should just squeeze past the censor haha. Good luck. Tom

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/2/2022 10:43:00 AM

We'll see, Tom. It's been posted for a few hours so maybe there's no harm - no foul.

David Kavanagh

Date: 6/2/2022 8:48:00 AM

Your final rhyme really could’ve going anywhere Jenna, but you managed to keep it under control or thereabouts, voluptuous one for the Limerick contest, best of luck, cheers David

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/2/2022 9:19:00 AM

Thoughts about what word to use rambled around in my head for a while. lol I tried to keep it under control, so I had to take the pen away from my muse. She can be a bit risqué' at times. Thanks for reading and commenting, David.