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Such a Tease-Slightly Bawdy

There was a young maid who bathed in the rain
When it stormed, she drove all the men insane
Drooling with lustful stare
To touch her buxom pair
A teaser, she left them with phallic pain


June 2, 2022
A Funny Limerick Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
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Ann Peck Date: 6/21/2022 7:05:00 AM HAHA! Good one, Jenna :) Congratulations! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/21/2022 7:08:00 AM Thanks a bunch, Ann.

Paul Callus Date: 6/21/2022 2:35:00 AM Bawdy, but definitely witty and worthy of its top placement, Jenna. Congratulations! Regards // paul Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/21/2022 6:44:00 AM Thanks so much, Paul.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/20/2022 7:01:00 PM Ha! Great lady line. Congrats, Jenna Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/21/2022 6:44:00 AM Thank you, Andrea.

Terry Flood Date: 6/20/2022 2:35:00 AM Congrats on your win, Jenna. Wasn’t she mean to all those fine upstanding gentlemen? Terry Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/20/2022 6:48:00 AM Perhaps, but they didn't have to watch. They may have been standing, but were they 'upstanding?' Thank you, Terry.

Terry Miller Date: 6/20/2022 12:28:00 AM Congratulations, on your win, great limerick! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/20/2022 6:47:00 AM Thanks very much, Terry.

Paula Goldsmith Date: 6/19/2022 1:05:00 PM Congratulations on your win. What a funny limerick. Have a great/blessed day....................... Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/20/2022 6:47:00 AM Thanks, Paula!

Jo Chamberlain Date: 6/19/2022 12:09:00 PM Congratulations on your winning placement. Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/20/2022 6:46:00 AM Thanks a lot, Joanna.

Krish Radhakrishna Date: 6/19/2022 8:40:00 AM This one is hard to beat!! Congrats on your win!! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/20/2022 6:46:00 AM Thank you, Krish.

Tania Kitchin Date: 6/19/2022 6:36:00 AM Jenna, congratulations on your first place win with your funny limerick, love the last line! :) Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/19/2022 7:02:00 AM I'm so happy you didn't find it a bit too naughty. Thanks, Tania.

Mark Koplin Date: 6/4/2022 6:21:00 AM Well done! Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 6/4/2022 6:39:00 AM Tastefully done my friend, awesome limerick! Jenna Logan Date: 6/4/2022 6:26:00 AM Kind of off my grid, but it's where my thoughts led.

Jan Allison Date: 6/2/2022 2:26:00 PM oh my goodness this is bawdy and brilliantly funny Jenna lol:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/2/2022 3:35:00 PM I hope it's not too risqué. Not for you, at any rate. LOL Thanks, Jan.

Paulette Calasibetta Date: 6/2/2022 11:51:00 AM Clever, cute in a real reality! Wonderful limerick. Good luck in the contest. :)Paulette Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/2/2022 1:07:00 PM Thanks ever so much, Paulette.

Rico Leffanta Date: 6/2/2022 11:12:00 AM Too true, most especially for teens! Good luck in the contest! Aloha! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/2/2022 1:07:00 PM Thanks for your good luck wishes, Rico.

L Milton Hankins Date: 6/2/2022 10:46:00 AM Hmmm...my, my, my sweet Jenna. (still chuckling) This is a good one for the contest. You wrote "phallic" but I had "blue balls" in mind. Okay, you asked for it! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/2/2022 1:07:00 PM ummm... that was one option that I nixed for being more than "slightly bawdy." Thanks, Milt.

Tom Cunningham Date: 6/2/2022 10:24:00 AM Lol Jenna, reminds me of that scene in the movie Cool Hand Luke where a chain gang were working on the Road and a young lady decides to wash her car and got very wet. It should just squeeze past the censor haha. Good luck. Tom Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/2/2022 10:43:00 AM We'll see, Tom. It's been posted for a few hours so maybe there's no harm - no foul.

David Kavanagh Date: 6/2/2022 8:48:00 AM Your final rhyme really could’ve going anywhere Jenna, but you managed to keep it under control or thereabouts, voluptuous one for the Limerick contest, best of luck, cheers David Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 6/2/2022 9:19:00 AM Thoughts about what word to use rambled around in my head for a while. lol I tried to keep it under control, so I had to take the pen away from my muse. She can be a bit risqué' at times. Thanks for reading and commenting, David.